Chris - Tortured Systems Engineer™️
@optesterchris.bsky.social
Navy (ret) Surface Warfare Officer & missile defender with a side of fries. I taught Zach Mayo everything he knows. A perfectly flawed human. Opinions = my own.
Garlic with sausage, egg, and cheese
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Garlic with sausage, egg, and cheese
Yes ma’am
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Yes ma’am
600? I’m a single man.
peter griffin from family guy sitting at a table with a glass of milk
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media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
600? I’m a single man.
I wish I lived closer
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I wish I lived closer
Something completely different. Trust me. He needs to go.
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Something completely different. Trust me. He needs to go.
Same
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Same
Does she have a single sister or friend? We could double date!
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Does she have a single sister or friend? We could double date!
Yep
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Yep
He needed to be relieved. Trust me.
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
He needed to be relieved. Trust me.
I’m devastated
a man in a suit and tie is saying whataat
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media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I’m devastated
That is all LIES and INNUENDO!
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
That is all LIES and INNUENDO!
I endorse this plan!
a man in a white shirt and tie is holding his hands to his chin and saying yes .
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is holding his hands to his chin and saying yes .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I endorse this plan!