(Updated the PDF again! Super busy so kinda got away from me but everything is in there now, plus some of the new latex pages!)

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It is totally possible for data to be wrong. You cannot make definitive conclusions about it’s relative wrongness from your personal experiences when the universe the data is attempting to represent is “an economy composed of 340mn people”. You are not a serious person if you think you can.

I have arrived two hours late at my destination, but I was able to make every flight (barely) and evey flight landed where it was supposed to. Chalking this up as a Air Canada Win

That’s where your employer put the bomb if you ever try and reveal secrets.

Ok but you have failed to consider that THE MAN is paying him to use FRED, checkmate liberal!!

Have you considered my, more rigorous and scientific method (things I know in my gut to be true), shitlib lanyard?

Literally a toddler’s understanding of the world. “Overall, a thing is not happening more than it has in the past.” interpreted as “oh so you think it happens to no one?! you think the people that it’s happening to are lying?!”

People that just seem literally unable to conceptualize information about society as anything other than some kind of affirmation or attack on them and people they know personally.

I literally have never had a connecting flight with air Canada that I have not either missed due to delays or had to sprint to make. Why do they sell tickets within what’s clearly their average delay margin?

And now the second flight is delayed by 45 minutes.

‘We thank you for choosing to fly with Air Canada’ I literally did not have a choice

I sprinted through the airport and through customs, and arrived at literally the final boarding call for my flight, or as it’s also known: Air Canada On Time

Actually we have also landed at the wrong gate. I will likely miss my connection. I hoped, I dreamed.

Delayed by 45 minutes and I will have to sprint through customs again. Ah well, nevertheless.

It’s ok, five minutes. Five minutes is within the cushion.

FUCK, weather delay.

App working correctly. Boarded on time. Seat at front of plane. Hour of cushion at the layover. Locked in, green across the board. It’s happening.

Boarding only four minutes after the time it was supposed to begin. We might pull this one off.