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Leslie, they/it, sensitive and intelligent pervert. MDNI, NO TERFs
weird music, art, books, and movies
[THERE IS NO END!]
weird music, art, books, and movies
[THERE IS NO END!]
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warmup
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
warmup
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Gives your protogen a cell phone to eat
February 12, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Gives your protogen a cell phone to eat
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Guntank!
Warmup
Warmup
February 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Guntank!
Warmup
Warmup
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February 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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some men drown while other die of thirst
![r/relationship_advice u/ElvisAaron • 2h
My [36M] girlfriend [26F] makes her vagina “talk” to me and will not stop.
Relationships
She’s amazing. Cute, funny, emotionally self-aware, great communication skills, everything I’ve ever wanted. She is also quirky and dorky, which is new for me but I enjoy it (after a lifetime of dating “bad bitches” I will now forever endorse dating dorks) —except this one thing. She thinks its incredibly funny to manipulate her vagina and provide a voice for it.
I will be just minding my own business, playing vidya or working on my laptop or whatever and then boom. “HEY HANDSOME HOW WAS YOUR DAY?! ARE YOU HUNGRY?! I BOUGHT CHEEZ-ITS!!”
There she is, dress hiked up, no panties, both hands gripping her vulva a foot from my head and making her lips talk to me in this horrible high-pitched Grover-esque muppet voice.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreib36trbgxs2ks5uhehvsnrw7rurbjn2potvhgs6fvrb3r36ymrl6u@jpeg)
February 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
some men drown while other die of thirst
new sweater came in the mail :333
February 11, 2026 at 2:31 PM
new sweater came in the mail :333
i have the fashion sense of an old man which is great if your a woman but unfortunately im a fat chud
February 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
i have the fashion sense of an old man which is great if your a woman but unfortunately im a fat chud
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If this guy ends up being an ubiquitous parapolitical figure I’m gonna be so fucking annoyed. How many idiot boy kings could one civilization possibly need
MrBeast has acquired Step, a teen-focused financial app valued at $900 million, in a deal reportedly worth over $1 billion
February 9, 2026 at 10:17 PM
If this guy ends up being an ubiquitous parapolitical figure I’m gonna be so fucking annoyed. How many idiot boy kings could one civilization possibly need
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Image related to current happenings
February 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Image related to current happenings
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The enormous penises of twinks are well-established in scientific literature as a comparitive illusion created by their smaller bodies. They do not impress me
February 9, 2026 at 3:51 AM
The enormous penises of twinks are well-established in scientific literature as a comparitive illusion created by their smaller bodies. They do not impress me
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I haven't seen it on here yet so I'm posting the Bakushin armpit gif
February 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I haven't seen it on here yet so I'm posting the Bakushin armpit gif
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[______] that turns you into a [______] 😳😳😳
February 8, 2026 at 4:35 AM
[______] that turns you into a [______] 😳😳😳
i go back and forth between wanting to look like a beautiful woman and and this specific androgynous looking jack black
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
i go back and forth between wanting to look like a beautiful woman and and this specific androgynous looking jack black
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some times a grown ass adult posts something like “so crazy that you can make SONIC and LIGHTNING MACQUEEN race in lego!” and you just have to be like yeah thats neat buddy
February 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
some times a grown ass adult posts something like “so crazy that you can make SONIC and LIGHTNING MACQUEEN race in lego!” and you just have to be like yeah thats neat buddy
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Playing with air dry clay. Making a simple little honse for year of the horse. Hoping to have time to paint him :)
February 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Playing with air dry clay. Making a simple little honse for year of the horse. Hoping to have time to paint him :)
crazy that the every facet of life is deeply corrupt. like what do you even do
February 7, 2026 at 12:02 AM
crazy that the every facet of life is deeply corrupt. like what do you even do
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#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/6862975107_6a4129da0a_c.jpg
February 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/6862975107_6a4129da0a_c.jpg
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