On/Off Poster
@onoffposter.bsky.social
The amazing On/Off Poster*
*Actual quantities of amazement may vary. Your interest in these posts may go down as well as up. (formerly @OnOffTweeter from the ex-bird app)
*Actual quantities of amazement may vary. Your interest in these posts may go down as well as up. (formerly @OnOffTweeter from the ex-bird app)
And so the great present wrapping of 2024 begins…
December 19, 2024 at 1:48 PM
And so the great present wrapping of 2024 begins…
@keithwdickinson.bsky.social Happy Birthday, Congratulations* and many happy returns!
*or commiserations… delete as appropriate.
*or commiserations… delete as appropriate.
February 8, 2024 at 10:11 AM
@keithwdickinson.bsky.social Happy Birthday, Congratulations* and many happy returns!
*or commiserations… delete as appropriate.
*or commiserations… delete as appropriate.
It’d certainly be of more practical use I admit.
February 1, 2024 at 12:27 PM
It’d certainly be of more practical use I admit.
Oooof, that’s incredibly easy to fill in form, I sure do hope no one abuses it.
😐
😐
January 19, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Oooof, that’s incredibly easy to fill in form, I sure do hope no one abuses it.
😐
😐
Good morning to everyone, especially @evieweeviewoo.bsky.social who’s not long been back from the nursery run 🥶
January 18, 2024 at 8:24 AM
Good morning to everyone, especially @evieweeviewoo.bsky.social who’s not long been back from the nursery run 🥶
Why yes there is, in fact why not have all three… 🤦, 🤦♀️, and 🤦♂️
(From an Apple device, I guess there are similar equivalents on Android and Windows too now)
(From an Apple device, I guess there are similar equivalents on Android and Windows too now)
December 31, 2023 at 8:48 PM
Why yes there is, in fact why not have all three… 🤦, 🤦♀️, and 🤦♂️
(From an Apple device, I guess there are similar equivalents on Android and Windows too now)
(From an Apple device, I guess there are similar equivalents on Android and Windows too now)
Belated good morning all! Well I’ve managed to get all the way to 20th December without succumbing… but I’ve finally been caught out by mince-pie-ageddon*
*what do you mean that’s not a thing?
*what do you mean that’s not a thing?
December 20, 2023 at 10:54 AM
Belated good morning all! Well I’ve managed to get all the way to 20th December without succumbing… but I’ve finally been caught out by mince-pie-ageddon*
*what do you mean that’s not a thing?
*what do you mean that’s not a thing?
Transphobes and the ‘but coyotes’ people are odd.
It’s no consolation but the Bluesky App on iOS is mangling your post into unintentional poetry, admittedly it seems to be a poem entitled ‘People who are angry at me online’
It’s no consolation but the Bluesky App on iOS is mangling your post into unintentional poetry, admittedly it seems to be a poem entitled ‘People who are angry at me online’
![A misalignment of a recognised meme format so the original post may appear
to read:
“UK transphobes with Americans
who
shit relationships don’t let,
Their cat out with their kids” [handshake emoji]”
People who are angry at me online](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7r4mb7l3awpturcjsb73nji5/bafkreigjw67hftkfsdgrun7xndnydkwcivsuafxmlnjjfbejtx3acdlqai@jpeg)
December 19, 2023 at 10:02 PM
Transphobes and the ‘but coyotes’ people are odd.
It’s no consolation but the Bluesky App on iOS is mangling your post into unintentional poetry, admittedly it seems to be a poem entitled ‘People who are angry at me online’
It’s no consolation but the Bluesky App on iOS is mangling your post into unintentional poetry, admittedly it seems to be a poem entitled ‘People who are angry at me online’
Good Morning everyone, putting the finishing touches to some fridge magnets made with iron beads, they’re going to be a stocking filler for a friend*. Quite pleased with how they turned out, not bad for a first attempt.
*he has zero social media presence so it’s fine
#craft #pixelart #retrogames
*he has zero social media presence so it’s fine
#craft #pixelart #retrogames
December 19, 2023 at 6:53 AM
Good Morning everyone, putting the finishing touches to some fridge magnets made with iron beads, they’re going to be a stocking filler for a friend*. Quite pleased with how they turned out, not bad for a first attempt.
*he has zero social media presence so it’s fine
#craft #pixelart #retrogames
*he has zero social media presence so it’s fine
#craft #pixelart #retrogames
19?!
Ooof. If you’re just gonna go and post body blows like that can you not pop a ‘CW: will make you feel your age’ in first or something?
Ooof. If you’re just gonna go and post body blows like that can you not pop a ‘CW: will make you feel your age’ in first or something?
December 6, 2023 at 9:09 AM
19?!
Ooof. If you’re just gonna go and post body blows like that can you not pop a ‘CW: will make you feel your age’ in first or something?
Ooof. If you’re just gonna go and post body blows like that can you not pop a ‘CW: will make you feel your age’ in first or something?
Good morning to everyone, except who ever it is sets the temperature… 🥶
November 30, 2023 at 7:47 AM
Good morning to everyone, except who ever it is sets the temperature… 🥶
In the Britain I live in its ‘Merry Christmas’ and ‘A Happy New Year’… always has been, always will be.
If you’re wishing someone a Happy Christmas what are you supposed to say in January Merry New year? Clearly it’s absolutely bollocks.
November 29, 2023 at 10:27 PM
In the Britain I live in its ‘Merry Christmas’ and ‘A Happy New Year’… always has been, always will be.
If you’re wishing someone a Happy Christmas what are you supposed to say in January Merry New year? Clearly it’s absolutely bollocks.
Yeah, same. I’m back there no more than once a week and it’s always like this.
I’m assuming they’re some sort of paid for tick sponsored notification spam and block… but it’s like whack-a-mole where the mole is actually a bit-coin hydra.
I’m assuming they’re some sort of paid for tick sponsored notification spam and block… but it’s like whack-a-mole where the mole is actually a bit-coin hydra.
November 28, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Yeah, same. I’m back there no more than once a week and it’s always like this.
I’m assuming they’re some sort of paid for tick sponsored notification spam and block… but it’s like whack-a-mole where the mole is actually a bit-coin hydra.
I’m assuming they’re some sort of paid for tick sponsored notification spam and block… but it’s like whack-a-mole where the mole is actually a bit-coin hydra.
Yeeeah, it’s *possibly* it’s not the real Waitrose… that or their Social Media Manager isn’t having a great one.
November 28, 2023 at 12:12 PM
Yeeeah, it’s *possibly* it’s not the real Waitrose… that or their Social Media Manager isn’t having a great one.
“I see you are trying to delete a sentence, would you like me to remove the entire paragraph? Or chapter? Shall I just go ahead and delete the book? How about the entire contents of that folder? Whoops, too late I did it anyway! BWA-HA-HAHAHAHA!”
November 28, 2023 at 11:03 AM
“I see you are trying to delete a sentence, would you like me to remove the entire paragraph? Or chapter? Shall I just go ahead and delete the book? How about the entire contents of that folder? Whoops, too late I did it anyway! BWA-HA-HAHAHAHA!”
When he says 500k did he specify in which currency?
‘cos 500,000 pounds in British pounds is one thing, but 500k in Egyptian pounds or even Lebanese pounds is an entirely different and maybe more believable amount.
‘cos 500,000 pounds in British pounds is one thing, but 500k in Egyptian pounds or even Lebanese pounds is an entirely different and maybe more believable amount.
November 28, 2023 at 10:36 AM
When he says 500k did he specify in which currency?
‘cos 500,000 pounds in British pounds is one thing, but 500k in Egyptian pounds or even Lebanese pounds is an entirely different and maybe more believable amount.
‘cos 500,000 pounds in British pounds is one thing, but 500k in Egyptian pounds or even Lebanese pounds is an entirely different and maybe more believable amount.
Finally finished Assassin’s Creed Origins last night…
136 hours is a totally fine amount of time to put into a game, right?
136 hours is a totally fine amount of time to put into a game, right?
November 23, 2023 at 9:10 AM
Finally finished Assassin’s Creed Origins last night…
136 hours is a totally fine amount of time to put into a game, right?
136 hours is a totally fine amount of time to put into a game, right?
"Gertrude is not a ‘toy train’ she is a BIG-A-TURE loco-motive”
November 14, 2023 at 12:57 PM
"Gertrude is not a ‘toy train’ she is a BIG-A-TURE loco-motive”
A swan can break a man’s arm, but a goose will 100% tie your shoelaces together and steal your glasses just for fun!
November 14, 2023 at 11:55 AM
A swan can break a man’s arm, but a goose will 100% tie your shoelaces together and steal your glasses just for fun!
Good morning to everyone except my games streaming service, that clearly didn’t want to be up early any more than I did.
October 28, 2023 at 9:12 AM
Good morning to everyone except my games streaming service, that clearly didn’t want to be up early any more than I did.
Isn’t that a toaster oven you’re describing there?
October 26, 2023 at 10:27 AM
Isn’t that a toaster oven you’re describing there?
Morning, happy hump day everyone, thinking the same thing I do every Wednesday…
October 25, 2023 at 7:54 AM
Morning, happy hump day everyone, thinking the same thing I do every Wednesday…
My cheapo in-ear Bluetooth headphones are going, so I’ve had a brief search on the rain forrest/river themed website. It suggested something I’d like to consider—when I saw the brand I knew it wouldn’t be cheap, but… damn, I still don’t expect that much!
(for context I’m think of spend about £25)
(for context I’m think of spend about £25)
October 19, 2023 at 11:14 AM
My cheapo in-ear Bluetooth headphones are going, so I’ve had a brief search on the rain forrest/river themed website. It suggested something I’d like to consider—when I saw the brand I knew it wouldn’t be cheap, but… damn, I still don’t expect that much!
(for context I’m think of spend about £25)
(for context I’m think of spend about £25)
What does ‘status code 400’ mean? Doesn’t matter what I try this is all that I get.
October 19, 2023 at 9:48 AM
What does ‘status code 400’ mean? Doesn’t matter what I try this is all that I get.