Alfons Mueller - Only-Fons
@only-fons.bsky.social
I'm a middle-aged, married, gay bear comedian sharing life’s quirks through stand-up. 🎤🐻 Grand Rapids, MI, with humor touching on marriage, corporate life & a bit of weightlifting. 🌈🎭 Email: [email protected]
Next Shows: www.alfonsmueller.com
Next Shows: www.alfonsmueller.com
Quick 45s from last time at McDuffs.
Midwest traffic really brings out people’s personalities.
🎤 Catch it live tonight at Turtle Cat Comedy
📍 Ann Arbor · 9PM · HereSay Brewing
#Comedy #StandUp #LiveComedy #AnnArbor #Midwest
Midwest traffic really brings out people’s personalities.
🎤 Catch it live tonight at Turtle Cat Comedy
📍 Ann Arbor · 9PM · HereSay Brewing
#Comedy #StandUp #LiveComedy #AnnArbor #Midwest
January 14, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Quick 45s from last time at McDuffs.
Midwest traffic really brings out people’s personalities.
🎤 Catch it live tonight at Turtle Cat Comedy
📍 Ann Arbor · 9PM · HereSay Brewing
#Comedy #StandUp #LiveComedy #AnnArbor #Midwest
Midwest traffic really brings out people’s personalities.
🎤 Catch it live tonight at Turtle Cat Comedy
📍 Ann Arbor · 9PM · HereSay Brewing
#Comedy #StandUp #LiveComedy #AnnArbor #Midwest
Loved performing at 50 First Jokes in Ann Arbor 🎤
Short sets, sharp crowd, great way to start the year.
This clip is about accents, identity, and finding your voice 🇩🇪🗣️
Catch me live next:
📅 Tuesday, Jan 6
🎭 Comedy at McDuff’s
#standupcomedy #livecomedy #comedian #midwestcomedy #comedy
Short sets, sharp crowd, great way to start the year.
This clip is about accents, identity, and finding your voice 🇩🇪🗣️
Catch me live next:
📅 Tuesday, Jan 6
🎭 Comedy at McDuff’s
#standupcomedy #livecomedy #comedian #midwestcomedy #comedy
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Loved performing at 50 First Jokes in Ann Arbor 🎤
Short sets, sharp crowd, great way to start the year.
This clip is about accents, identity, and finding your voice 🇩🇪🗣️
Catch me live next:
📅 Tuesday, Jan 6
🎭 Comedy at McDuff’s
#standupcomedy #livecomedy #comedian #midwestcomedy #comedy
Short sets, sharp crowd, great way to start the year.
This clip is about accents, identity, and finding your voice 🇩🇪🗣️
Catch me live next:
📅 Tuesday, Jan 6
🎭 Comedy at McDuff’s
#standupcomedy #livecomedy #comedian #midwestcomedy #comedy
New shows loading like a German train schedule 🚆
(except these will be late and emotionally disruptive)
US gigs + 🇩🇪 Germany spoiler unlocked 👀
Come laugh, judge my accent, and watch me overshare live.
📍All dates & info:
www.alfonsmueller.com/gigs
#StandUp #Comic #OnlyFons #MidlifeCrisis
(except these will be late and emotionally disruptive)
US gigs + 🇩🇪 Germany spoiler unlocked 👀
Come laugh, judge my accent, and watch me overshare live.
📍All dates & info:
www.alfonsmueller.com/gigs
#StandUp #Comic #OnlyFons #MidlifeCrisis
December 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
New shows loading like a German train schedule 🚆
(except these will be late and emotionally disruptive)
US gigs + 🇩🇪 Germany spoiler unlocked 👀
Come laugh, judge my accent, and watch me overshare live.
📍All dates & info:
www.alfonsmueller.com/gigs
#StandUp #Comic #OnlyFons #MidlifeCrisis
(except these will be late and emotionally disruptive)
US gigs + 🇩🇪 Germany spoiler unlocked 👀
Come laugh, judge my accent, and watch me overshare live.
📍All dates & info:
www.alfonsmueller.com/gigs
#StandUp #Comic #OnlyFons #MidlifeCrisis
And that’s my recap from #TikTok : 2025 was a fun year - more jokes to tell 2026!
A lot of #StandUp , some #Influencer Stuff and a lot of People, Animals & Stuff (aka Basecaps) I love!
Follow me there too: www.tiktok.com/@alfonsjmmue...
#MiddlechildSyndrome
A lot of #StandUp , some #Influencer Stuff and a lot of People, Animals & Stuff (aka Basecaps) I love!
Follow me there too: www.tiktok.com/@alfonsjmmue...
#MiddlechildSyndrome
December 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
And that’s my recap from #TikTok : 2025 was a fun year - more jokes to tell 2026!
A lot of #StandUp , some #Influencer Stuff and a lot of People, Animals & Stuff (aka Basecaps) I love!
Follow me there too: www.tiktok.com/@alfonsjmmue...
#MiddlechildSyndrome
A lot of #StandUp , some #Influencer Stuff and a lot of People, Animals & Stuff (aka Basecaps) I love!
Follow me there too: www.tiktok.com/@alfonsjmmue...
#MiddlechildSyndrome
🎁🎄 Last Christmas present, I swear.
I uploaded my newest stand-up set:
12 min of cheap jokes, an even cheaper Santa costume, & old man drag energy.
Watch it on YouTube, leave a like, a comment or just money:
👉 www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnc7...
www.instagram.com/reel/DSooVIR...
I uploaded my newest stand-up set:
12 min of cheap jokes, an even cheaper Santa costume, & old man drag energy.
Watch it on YouTube, leave a like, a comment or just money:
👉 www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnc7...
www.instagram.com/reel/DSooVIR...
only_fons on Instagram: "🎁🎄 A CHRISTMAS PRESENTFor the people who follow my comedy.For the people who clicked by accident.And for the family members I for…"
🎁🎄 A CHRISTMAS PRESENTFor the people who follow my comedy.For the people who clicked by accident.And for the family members I forgot to text.My last show before Christmas turned into a full old man drag stand-up set — sequins, German accent, anxiety meds, Midwest winter, and jokes doing the emotional heavy lifting.So I wrapped it up and put the full 12 minutes from Brewery Outré on YouTube.👉 Link is in my bio.Watch it, laugh a little, and if you feel generous:leave a like, a comment, or share it — as a small Christmas present back to me and my comedy persona 🎅💅#ChristmasPresent #StandUpComedy #OldManDrag #QueerComedy #OnlyFonsView all comments
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December 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
🎁🎄 Last Christmas present, I swear.
I uploaded my newest stand-up set:
12 min of cheap jokes, an even cheaper Santa costume, & old man drag energy.
Watch it on YouTube, leave a like, a comment or just money:
👉 www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnc7...
www.instagram.com/reel/DSooVIR...
I uploaded my newest stand-up set:
12 min of cheap jokes, an even cheaper Santa costume, & old man drag energy.
Watch it on YouTube, leave a like, a comment or just money:
👉 www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnc7...
www.instagram.com/reel/DSooVIR...
🎁 A Christmas present 🎁
For everyone who follows me, everyone who ended up here by chance,
& the family members I forgot.
🎄 The full 12-minute old stand-up set from Brewery Outré is now on YouTube.
👉 youtu.be/vnc7ICYRAUI
#ChristmasPresent #StandUpComedy #OldManDrag #QueerJoy #OnlyFons
For everyone who follows me, everyone who ended up here by chance,
& the family members I forgot.
🎄 The full 12-minute old stand-up set from Brewery Outré is now on YouTube.
👉 youtu.be/vnc7ICYRAUI
#ChristmasPresent #StandUpComedy #OldManDrag #QueerJoy #OnlyFons
Red Hat, Big Chesticles & Bavarian Demons | Stand-Up Comedy
YouTube video by Alfons Müller
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
🎁 A Christmas present 🎁
For everyone who follows me, everyone who ended up here by chance,
& the family members I forgot.
🎄 The full 12-minute old stand-up set from Brewery Outré is now on YouTube.
👉 youtu.be/vnc7ICYRAUI
#ChristmasPresent #StandUpComedy #OldManDrag #QueerJoy #OnlyFons
For everyone who follows me, everyone who ended up here by chance,
& the family members I forgot.
🎄 The full 12-minute old stand-up set from Brewery Outré is now on YouTube.
👉 youtu.be/vnc7ICYRAUI
#ChristmasPresent #StandUpComedy #OldManDrag #QueerJoy #OnlyFons
From red-hat feared gangster to your daddy’s Santa fantasy 🎅💦
Brewery Outré Comedy Show never misses - but this one came with extra jolly, extra ho-ho-hoes, and questionable Christmas morals.
Old Man Drag season is officially OPEN.
#StandUpComedy #Kalamazoo #OldManDrag #SantaClause #Comedy
Brewery Outré Comedy Show never misses - but this one came with extra jolly, extra ho-ho-hoes, and questionable Christmas morals.
Old Man Drag season is officially OPEN.
#StandUpComedy #Kalamazoo #OldManDrag #SantaClause #Comedy
December 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
From red-hat feared gangster to your daddy’s Santa fantasy 🎅💦
Brewery Outré Comedy Show never misses - but this one came with extra jolly, extra ho-ho-hoes, and questionable Christmas morals.
Old Man Drag season is officially OPEN.
#StandUpComedy #Kalamazoo #OldManDrag #SantaClause #Comedy
Brewery Outré Comedy Show never misses - but this one came with extra jolly, extra ho-ho-hoes, and questionable Christmas morals.
Old Man Drag season is officially OPEN.
#StandUpComedy #Kalamazoo #OldManDrag #SantaClause #Comedy
When the orange pus yam tweets about tragedy, I do what Germans do best: explain things. 🇩🇪💅
Tonight: the real meaning of “TDS.”
Spoiler: it’s the hope that the Files gonna be released before the Dementia is deleting everything 🧠📱
#StandUpComedy #RobReiner #TDS #OnlyFons #despicable
Tonight: the real meaning of “TDS.”
Spoiler: it’s the hope that the Files gonna be released before the Dementia is deleting everything 🧠📱
#StandUpComedy #RobReiner #TDS #OnlyFons #despicable
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
When the orange pus yam tweets about tragedy, I do what Germans do best: explain things. 🇩🇪💅
Tonight: the real meaning of “TDS.”
Spoiler: it’s the hope that the Files gonna be released before the Dementia is deleting everything 🧠📱
#StandUpComedy #RobReiner #TDS #OnlyFons #despicable
Tonight: the real meaning of “TDS.”
Spoiler: it’s the hope that the Files gonna be released before the Dementia is deleting everything 🧠📱
#StandUpComedy #RobReiner #TDS #OnlyFons #despicable
Blast from the Past ➡️ Blast into Tonight’s Show 💥
Flo’s Pizzeria, Belmont by North Kent Comedy Productions! 🍕
Dropping stupid jokes beside actual talent —
and even PE teachers can’t bully this. 😎
🍕 Shared pizza knots + unsolicited German accent.
#OnlyFons #StandUpComedy #BlueskyComedy #Michigan
Flo’s Pizzeria, Belmont by North Kent Comedy Productions! 🍕
Dropping stupid jokes beside actual talent —
and even PE teachers can’t bully this. 😎
🍕 Shared pizza knots + unsolicited German accent.
#OnlyFons #StandUpComedy #BlueskyComedy #Michigan
December 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Blast from the Past ➡️ Blast into Tonight’s Show 💥
Flo’s Pizzeria, Belmont by North Kent Comedy Productions! 🍕
Dropping stupid jokes beside actual talent —
and even PE teachers can’t bully this. 😎
🍕 Shared pizza knots + unsolicited German accent.
#OnlyFons #StandUpComedy #BlueskyComedy #Michigan
Flo’s Pizzeria, Belmont by North Kent Comedy Productions! 🍕
Dropping stupid jokes beside actual talent —
and even PE teachers can’t bully this. 😎
🍕 Shared pizza knots + unsolicited German accent.
#OnlyFons #StandUpComedy #BlueskyComedy #Michigan
POV: You came for jokes, and I gave you UTI-in-cutie energy, famine-eating, poopbag Olympics & Amazon Fairy Day ✨💩
Also auditioning as the next Ozempic Before Photo. Wish me luck. 😂
#comedy #standup #onlyfons #gaytiktok #fyp #ozempic #utiincutie #bearsofbluesky
Also auditioning as the next Ozempic Before Photo. Wish me luck. 😂
#comedy #standup #onlyfons #gaytiktok #fyp #ozempic #utiincutie #bearsofbluesky
December 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
POV: You came for jokes, and I gave you UTI-in-cutie energy, famine-eating, poopbag Olympics & Amazon Fairy Day ✨💩
Also auditioning as the next Ozempic Before Photo. Wish me luck. 😂
#comedy #standup #onlyfons #gaytiktok #fyp #ozempic #utiincutie #bearsofbluesky
Also auditioning as the next Ozempic Before Photo. Wish me luck. 😂
#comedy #standup #onlyfons #gaytiktok #fyp #ozempic #utiincutie #bearsofbluesky
When Thanksgiving/Family-, Friends-, Self- & even Bear-Giving says goodbye and Mobster-Xmas kicks the door in.
Yes, I revealed the glitter tank. Yes, Old Man Drag is now seasonal. 🍂➡️🎄🔥
#OnlyFons #Comedy #StandUp #Funny #HolidaySeason
Yes, I revealed the glitter tank. Yes, Old Man Drag is now seasonal. 🍂➡️🎄🔥
#OnlyFons #Comedy #StandUp #Funny #HolidaySeason
November 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
When Thanksgiving/Family-, Friends-, Self- & even Bear-Giving says goodbye and Mobster-Xmas kicks the door in.
Yes, I revealed the glitter tank. Yes, Old Man Drag is now seasonal. 🍂➡️🎄🔥
#OnlyFons #Comedy #StandUp #Funny #HolidaySeason
Yes, I revealed the glitter tank. Yes, Old Man Drag is now seasonal. 🍂➡️🎄🔥
#OnlyFons #Comedy #StandUp #Funny #HolidaySeason
As the news cycle tries to bury the Epstein Files under another “surprise” geopolitical crisis (hello, Venezuela), I offer a different distraction:
A throwback to my ranking of future presidents by PWB: President With Benefits.
#StandUp #comedy #satire #germanhumor #michiganlife #onlyfons
A throwback to my ranking of future presidents by PWB: President With Benefits.
#StandUp #comedy #satire #germanhumor #michiganlife #onlyfons
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
As the news cycle tries to bury the Epstein Files under another “surprise” geopolitical crisis (hello, Venezuela), I offer a different distraction:
A throwback to my ranking of future presidents by PWB: President With Benefits.
#StandUp #comedy #satire #germanhumor #michiganlife #onlyfons
A throwback to my ranking of future presidents by PWB: President With Benefits.
#StandUp #comedy #satire #germanhumor #michiganlife #onlyfons
West Michigan — after Thanksgiving, you’ll need a laugh.
Good news: I’m at Dr. Grins on Nov 29th.
Even better news: the entire flying-turkey promo was made with AI.
🎟️ GrinStix.com
Come recover with comedy.
#Comedy #StandUp #GrandRapids #ThanksgivingWeekend #WestMichigan
Good news: I’m at Dr. Grins on Nov 29th.
Even better news: the entire flying-turkey promo was made with AI.
🎟️ GrinStix.com
Come recover with comedy.
#Comedy #StandUp #GrandRapids #ThanksgivingWeekend #WestMichigan
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
West Michigan — after Thanksgiving, you’ll need a laugh.
Good news: I’m at Dr. Grins on Nov 29th.
Even better news: the entire flying-turkey promo was made with AI.
🎟️ GrinStix.com
Come recover with comedy.
#Comedy #StandUp #GrandRapids #ThanksgivingWeekend #WestMichigan
Good news: I’m at Dr. Grins on Nov 29th.
Even better news: the entire flying-turkey promo was made with AI.
🎟️ GrinStix.com
Come recover with comedy.
#Comedy #StandUp #GrandRapids #ThanksgivingWeekend #WestMichigan
The most self-censored clip I’ve ever posted — because apparently history, politics, and gay reactions don’t mix unless there’s a saxophone battle involved 🎷😏
The world’s gone wild!
#Comedy #StandUpComedy #Satire #DarkHumor #TDS #OnlyFons #CancelCulture #WTF
The world’s gone wild!
#Comedy #StandUpComedy #Satire #DarkHumor #TDS #OnlyFons #CancelCulture #WTF
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The most self-censored clip I’ve ever posted — because apparently history, politics, and gay reactions don’t mix unless there’s a saxophone battle involved 🎷😏
The world’s gone wild!
#Comedy #StandUpComedy #Satire #DarkHumor #TDS #OnlyFons #CancelCulture #WTF
The world’s gone wild!
#Comedy #StandUpComedy #Satire #DarkHumor #TDS #OnlyFons #CancelCulture #WTF
Saginaw, MI welcomed me with open arms and possibly haunted walls.
“Fat Steve Feeds the Kids” was pure chaos in the best way.
All the comics slayed — enough that I could roast everyone including myself.
Talking big bellies and Wicked Part 2: For Good.
#Comedy #OnlyFons #Standup #Wicked2 #BigBelly
“Fat Steve Feeds the Kids” was pure chaos in the best way.
All the comics slayed — enough that I could roast everyone including myself.
Talking big bellies and Wicked Part 2: For Good.
#Comedy #OnlyFons #Standup #Wicked2 #BigBelly
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Small crowd. Big laughs.
Turns out jokes can work — especially when you’re roasting yourself. 😏
Next Sat.: Saginaw, MI — Fat Steve Feeds the Kids!
Bring food instead of cash.
Let’s make comedy feed more. 🥫🎤
#ComedyForACause #MichiganComedy #Saginaw #StandUp #FatSteveFeedsTheKids #OnlyFons
Turns out jokes can work — especially when you’re roasting yourself. 😏
Next Sat.: Saginaw, MI — Fat Steve Feeds the Kids!
Bring food instead of cash.
Let’s make comedy feed more. 🥫🎤
#ComedyForACause #MichiganComedy #Saginaw #StandUp #FatSteveFeedsTheKids #OnlyFons
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Small crowd. Big laughs.
Turns out jokes can work — especially when you’re roasting yourself. 😏
Next Sat.: Saginaw, MI — Fat Steve Feeds the Kids!
Bring food instead of cash.
Let’s make comedy feed more. 🥫🎤
#ComedyForACause #MichiganComedy #Saginaw #StandUp #FatSteveFeedsTheKids #OnlyFons
Turns out jokes can work — especially when you’re roasting yourself. 😏
Next Sat.: Saginaw, MI — Fat Steve Feeds the Kids!
Bring food instead of cash.
Let’s make comedy feed more. 🥫🎤
#ComedyForACause #MichiganComedy #Saginaw #StandUp #FatSteveFeedsTheKids #OnlyFons
🧛♂️ This Halloween, I unleashed my most haunting creation: Alfons the GER-MAN.
Part satire, part horror story, all accent.
If this post disappears, it’s not a ghost — it’s the shadowban.
Like and repost to keep the monster alive.
#StandUpComedy #Halloween #DarkComedy #GermanHumor #Comedy
Part satire, part horror story, all accent.
If this post disappears, it’s not a ghost — it’s the shadowban.
Like and repost to keep the monster alive.
#StandUpComedy #Halloween #DarkComedy #GermanHumor #Comedy
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
🧛♂️ This Halloween, I unleashed my most haunting creation: Alfons the GER-MAN.
Part satire, part horror story, all accent.
If this post disappears, it’s not a ghost — it’s the shadowban.
Like and repost to keep the monster alive.
#StandUpComedy #Halloween #DarkComedy #GermanHumor #Comedy
Part satire, part horror story, all accent.
If this post disappears, it’s not a ghost — it’s the shadowban.
Like and repost to keep the monster alive.
#StandUpComedy #Halloween #DarkComedy #GermanHumor #Comedy
Wrestling’s newest villain enters comedy: All-Fotz the GER-MAN — 350 lbs of organized rage and golden paperwork.
See him this Wednesday at River City Saloon, Grand Rapids.
#Comedy #Wrestling #AllFotz #TheGerman #GrandRapidsComedy #AltComedy #StandUp
See him this Wednesday at River City Saloon, Grand Rapids.
#Comedy #Wrestling #AllFotz #TheGerman #GrandRapidsComedy #AltComedy #StandUp
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Wrestling’s newest villain enters comedy: All-Fotz the GER-MAN — 350 lbs of organized rage and golden paperwork.
See him this Wednesday at River City Saloon, Grand Rapids.
#Comedy #Wrestling #AllFotz #TheGerman #GrandRapidsComedy #AltComedy #StandUp
See him this Wednesday at River City Saloon, Grand Rapids.
#Comedy #Wrestling #AllFotz #TheGerman #GrandRapidsComedy #AltComedy #StandUp
New week, new set — straight from San Francisco.
The full SF Eagle set is live on YouTube.
youtu.be/85z4Ae5OB10
It’s equal parts cultural exchange, gay anthropology, and cheese science. 🧀
#Comedy #GermanComedian #StandUp #SFComedy #OnlyFons
The full SF Eagle set is live on YouTube.
youtu.be/85z4Ae5OB10
It’s equal parts cultural exchange, gay anthropology, and cheese science. 🧀
#Comedy #GermanComedian #StandUp #SFComedy #OnlyFons
Grin & BEAR Comedy | Alfons Mueller – German Humor, Culture Clashes & Belly Laughs
YouTube video by Alfons Müller
youtu.be
October 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
New week, new set — straight from San Francisco.
The full SF Eagle set is live on YouTube.
youtu.be/85z4Ae5OB10
It’s equal parts cultural exchange, gay anthropology, and cheese science. 🧀
#Comedy #GermanComedian #StandUp #SFComedy #OnlyFons
The full SF Eagle set is live on YouTube.
youtu.be/85z4Ae5OB10
It’s equal parts cultural exchange, gay anthropology, and cheese science. 🧀
#Comedy #GermanComedian #StandUp #SFComedy #OnlyFons
This Halloween season… laughter meets lucha.
The mask is on, the jokes are sharp, and the Scary Migrant fights for your laughs.
🇩🇪💀 One mic. Four shows. Infinite chaos.
#GERMANMAN #HalloweenComedy #LuchadorLaughs #ScaryMigrant #OnlyFons #MidwestComedy #StandUp #Comedy
The mask is on, the jokes are sharp, and the Scary Migrant fights for your laughs.
🇩🇪💀 One mic. Four shows. Infinite chaos.
#GERMANMAN #HalloweenComedy #LuchadorLaughs #ScaryMigrant #OnlyFons #MidwestComedy #StandUp #Comedy
October 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This Halloween season… laughter meets lucha.
The mask is on, the jokes are sharp, and the Scary Migrant fights for your laughs.
🇩🇪💀 One mic. Four shows. Infinite chaos.
#GERMANMAN #HalloweenComedy #LuchadorLaughs #ScaryMigrant #OnlyFons #MidwestComedy #StandUp #Comedy
The mask is on, the jokes are sharp, and the Scary Migrant fights for your laughs.
🇩🇪💀 One mic. Four shows. Infinite chaos.
#GERMANMAN #HalloweenComedy #LuchadorLaughs #ScaryMigrant #OnlyFons #MidwestComedy #StandUp #Comedy
Did my first outdoor set at Bearrison Street Fair in San Francisco.
Bears, sunshine, and a protest called No Kings.
So I told them what we Germans did with ours. 🇩🇪
Call it comedy with historical context.
#StandUp #Bearrison #Comedy #OnlyFons #GayComedian #NoKings
Bears, sunshine, and a protest called No Kings.
So I told them what we Germans did with ours. 🇩🇪
Call it comedy with historical context.
#StandUp #Bearrison #Comedy #OnlyFons #GayComedian #NoKings
October 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Did my first outdoor set at Bearrison Street Fair in San Francisco.
Bears, sunshine, and a protest called No Kings.
So I told them what we Germans did with ours. 🇩🇪
Call it comedy with historical context.
#StandUp #Bearrison #Comedy #OnlyFons #GayComedian #NoKings
Bears, sunshine, and a protest called No Kings.
So I told them what we Germans did with ours. 🇩🇪
Call it comedy with historical context.
#StandUp #Bearrison #Comedy #OnlyFons #GayComedian #NoKings
Last night’s Grin & BEAR show was a riot — thank you @safewordscomedy for the mic and mayhem.
Next: Bearrison Street Fair Mainstage, 2:30 PM today.
German accent. Queer chaos. Public therapy disguised as comedy.
#Comedy #BearrisonStreetFair #Standup #QueerComedian #GayBear #LGBTQComedy
Next: Bearrison Street Fair Mainstage, 2:30 PM today.
German accent. Queer chaos. Public therapy disguised as comedy.
#Comedy #BearrisonStreetFair #Standup #QueerComedian #GayBear #LGBTQComedy
October 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Last night’s Grin & BEAR show was a riot — thank you @safewordscomedy for the mic and mayhem.
Next: Bearrison Street Fair Mainstage, 2:30 PM today.
German accent. Queer chaos. Public therapy disguised as comedy.
#Comedy #BearrisonStreetFair #Standup #QueerComedian #GayBear #LGBTQComedy
Next: Bearrison Street Fair Mainstage, 2:30 PM today.
German accent. Queer chaos. Public therapy disguised as comedy.
#Comedy #BearrisonStreetFair #Standup #QueerComedian #GayBear #LGBTQComedy
🐻 The bears are dramatic, but the laughs are real.
Catch me live at Comedy Oakland, Mushin 2.0, this Thursday Oct 16, 8PM!
No drink minimums. No hidden fees.
📍Mushin 2.0 — 416 13th St, Oakland
🎟️ Tickets at ComedyOakland.com
#ComedyOakland #OnlyFons #BayAreaComedy #StandUp #LiveComedy
Catch me live at Comedy Oakland, Mushin 2.0, this Thursday Oct 16, 8PM!
No drink minimums. No hidden fees.
📍Mushin 2.0 — 416 13th St, Oakland
🎟️ Tickets at ComedyOakland.com
#ComedyOakland #OnlyFons #BayAreaComedy #StandUp #LiveComedy
October 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
🐻 The bears are dramatic, but the laughs are real.
Catch me live at Comedy Oakland, Mushin 2.0, this Thursday Oct 16, 8PM!
No drink minimums. No hidden fees.
📍Mushin 2.0 — 416 13th St, Oakland
🎟️ Tickets at ComedyOakland.com
#ComedyOakland #OnlyFons #BayAreaComedy #StandUp #LiveComedy
Catch me live at Comedy Oakland, Mushin 2.0, this Thursday Oct 16, 8PM!
No drink minimums. No hidden fees.
📍Mushin 2.0 — 416 13th St, Oakland
🎟️ Tickets at ComedyOakland.com
#ComedyOakland #OnlyFons #BayAreaComedy #StandUp #LiveComedy
Half-hairy➡️Half-shaved🟰Fully committed.
I’ve become the Gen X nonfluencer: my torso was worth investing in 🪒
Misunderstood def the assignment.
🗓️ This week: 3 shows in San Francisco (Thu–Sat)
All Info: www.alfonsmueller.com
#Comedy #Chubby #Chaser #BodyHair #SanFranciscoComedy #OnlyFons
I’ve become the Gen X nonfluencer: my torso was worth investing in 🪒
Misunderstood def the assignment.
🗓️ This week: 3 shows in San Francisco (Thu–Sat)
All Info: www.alfonsmueller.com
#Comedy #Chubby #Chaser #BodyHair #SanFranciscoComedy #OnlyFons
October 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Half-hairy➡️Half-shaved🟰Fully committed.
I’ve become the Gen X nonfluencer: my torso was worth investing in 🪒
Misunderstood def the assignment.
🗓️ This week: 3 shows in San Francisco (Thu–Sat)
All Info: www.alfonsmueller.com
#Comedy #Chubby #Chaser #BodyHair #SanFranciscoComedy #OnlyFons
I’ve become the Gen X nonfluencer: my torso was worth investing in 🪒
Misunderstood def the assignment.
🗓️ This week: 3 shows in San Francisco (Thu–Sat)
All Info: www.alfonsmueller.com
#Comedy #Chubby #Chaser #BodyHair #SanFranciscoComedy #OnlyFons