King Beans 👑
@oniwar.bsky.social
now with 25% more bean || husband, gamer, anime fan
Pinned
WELCOME to the Blacksky Thanksgiving Ultimate Feast!
Step right up and choose your power foods. Will you stack stuffing, lead with turkey, or chase glory with pie?
Your votes build the winning plate. Let the feast begin!
#BlackskyFeast
forms.gle/7VJGu8vocbu7...
Step right up and choose your power foods. Will you stack stuffing, lead with turkey, or chase glory with pie?
Your votes build the winning plate. Let the feast begin!
#BlackskyFeast
forms.gle/7VJGu8vocbu7...
Blacksky Thanksgiving Ultimate Feast
Together we’ll create the perfect plate
forms.gle
You voted and the results are officially in!
The people have spoken, and Turkey was crowned the main dish of Thanksgiving. A timeless classic that refuses to leave the throne.
The people have spoken, and Turkey was crowned the main dish of Thanksgiving. A timeless classic that refuses to leave the throne.
Now I can go to bed
a bird is sitting on a tree stump in the dirt
ALT: a bird is sitting on a tree stump in the dirt
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Now I can go to bed
Reposted by King Beans 👑
Reposted by King Beans 👑
Her favorite
Who tf do you think you are?
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Her favorite
😭😭😭
Is ya whipping it out out is the shop closed son, the night is young and the goose is loose are ya catching my drift or are the screws loose up there too?
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
😭😭😭
Y’all need to go to bed. It’s late!
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Y’all need to go to bed. It’s late!
Reposted by King Beans 👑
Episode 1… HELLO!?
I should have started stranger things today
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Episode 1… HELLO!?
I should have started stranger things today
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I should have started stranger things today
What they put in that food to make y’all so 📯🦵🏾 tonight? 😭
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
What they put in that food to make y’all so 📯🦵🏾 tonight? 😭
What’s y’all favorite Ariana Grande race?
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
What’s y’all favorite Ariana Grande race?
“Blood! It’s my blood!”
a close up of a man 's arm with a fist in the air .
ALT: a close up of a man 's arm with a fist in the air .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“Blood! It’s my blood!”
I spent half the day counting y’all votes. You mfs better go react 😒
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I spent half the day counting y’all votes. You mfs better go react 😒
Reposted by King Beans 👑
When they tell you to watch the oven while they do something to make sure it don’t burn
a man wearing glasses is talking to another man in a dark room .
Alt: a man wearing glasses is talking to another man in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
When they tell you to watch the oven while they do something to make sure it don’t burn
Reposted by King Beans 👑
If you see this post an anime you love
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
If you see this post an anime you love
Reposted by King Beans 👑
Root beer is delicious!
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Root beer is delicious!
Reposted by King Beans 👑
“Sara wanna know if we got any mayonnaise for the jello..”
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“Sara wanna know if we got any mayonnaise for the jello..”
Is that what y’all drank back then???
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Is that what y’all drank back then???
SpongeBob ain’t cool enough for that
SpongeBob unveils zodiac signs as SpongeBob characters:
• SpongeBob - Gemini
• Patrick - Sagittarius
• Sandy - Aries
• Squidward - Taurus
• Mrs. Puff - Cancer
• Pearl - Leo
• Karen - Virgo
• Mermaid Man - Libra
• Plankton - Scorpio
• Mr. Krabs - Capricorn
• Bubble Buddy - Aquarius
• Gary - Pisces
• SpongeBob - Gemini
• Patrick - Sagittarius
• Sandy - Aries
• Squidward - Taurus
• Mrs. Puff - Cancer
• Pearl - Leo
• Karen - Virgo
• Mermaid Man - Libra
• Plankton - Scorpio
• Mr. Krabs - Capricorn
• Bubble Buddy - Aquarius
• Gary - Pisces
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
SpongeBob ain’t cool enough for that
She said we’re done eating so it’s Christmas now 😭
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
She said we’re done eating so it’s Christmas now 😭