RealOnionWars
@onionwars.bsky.social
I'm a Political Wonk, Pundit and Occasional Cartoonist. 1/4 Globalist on my mother's side. No holds barred. Grandpa said to punch Nazis!
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#DOGEisMalware
#ImpeachTrump
#NAFO #FuckPutin
De Opresso Liber
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
🤪 [Parody Account...mostly.]
#DOGEisMalware
#ImpeachTrump
#NAFO #FuckPutin
De Opresso Liber
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Trump's not a President. He's just a criminal demagogue personally leading dismemberment of the country and dividing up the proceeds for his family, friends, and allies.
Trump will be judged by history as a traitor and a disgrace.
#NotGreat
#ImpeachTrump
Trump will be judged by history as a traitor and a disgrace.
#NotGreat
#ImpeachTrump
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Trump's not a President. He's just a criminal demagogue personally leading dismemberment of the country and dividing up the proceeds for his family, friends, and allies.
Trump will be judged by history as a traitor and a disgrace.
#NotGreat
#ImpeachTrump
Trump will be judged by history as a traitor and a disgrace.
#NotGreat
#ImpeachTrump
#WhiskeyPete is a #poser and a disgrace.
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
#WhiskeyPete is a #poser and a disgrace.
International organized crime, financial fraud, espionage, kidnapping, counterintelligence, counterterrorism, cybercrime, and myriad other threats to our national security are in the hands of an unqualified yes-man poser who has no idea what he is doing, and doesn't care about the law.
#KrashPatel
#KrashPatel
December 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
International organized crime, financial fraud, espionage, kidnapping, counterintelligence, counterterrorism, cybercrime, and myriad other threats to our national security are in the hands of an unqualified yes-man poser who has no idea what he is doing, and doesn't care about the law.
#KrashPatel
#KrashPatel
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
As Trump pushes #Ukraine to give #Russia land for peace, a wounded soldier asks, "How much more can we give?" - CBS News share.google/NoyYi4y8CBjA...
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
As Trump pushes #Ukraine to give #Russia land for peace, a wounded soldier asks, "How much more can we give?" - CBS News share.google/NoyYi4y8CBjA...
Whiskey Pete Kegbreath (or Legbreath) Secretary of War Crimes
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Whiskey Pete Kegbreath (or Legbreath) Secretary of War Crimes
What a fucking poser #WhiskeyPete is! 🤣🤣🤣
An infantry major with no tabs and no wings is typically a fucking loser.
This shitbird never made it past platoon leader, his unit was suspected of war crimes, and he got relieved from duty due to conduct.
#LegBreath
#PeteHegseth
#DepartmentOfWarCrimes
An infantry major with no tabs and no wings is typically a fucking loser.
This shitbird never made it past platoon leader, his unit was suspected of war crimes, and he got relieved from duty due to conduct.
#LegBreath
#PeteHegseth
#DepartmentOfWarCrimes
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
What a fucking poser #WhiskeyPete is! 🤣🤣🤣
An infantry major with no tabs and no wings is typically a fucking loser.
This shitbird never made it past platoon leader, his unit was suspected of war crimes, and he got relieved from duty due to conduct.
#LegBreath
#PeteHegseth
#DepartmentOfWarCrimes
An infantry major with no tabs and no wings is typically a fucking loser.
This shitbird never made it past platoon leader, his unit was suspected of war crimes, and he got relieved from duty due to conduct.
#LegBreath
#PeteHegseth
#DepartmentOfWarCrimes
Elimination of the shaving profile for soldiers is straight up racism, full stop.
Hegseth is a poser and a moron. He's a big reason why I have lost the pride I once had in our armed forces. MAGA makes vets regret.
[Note]: I am an Army SF veteran, not a snowflake. I understand life in the ranks.
Hegseth is a poser and a moron. He's a big reason why I have lost the pride I once had in our armed forces. MAGA makes vets regret.
[Note]: I am an Army SF veteran, not a snowflake. I understand life in the ranks.
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Elimination of the shaving profile for soldiers is straight up racism, full stop.
Hegseth is a poser and a moron. He's a big reason why I have lost the pride I once had in our armed forces. MAGA makes vets regret.
[Note]: I am an Army SF veteran, not a snowflake. I understand life in the ranks.
Hegseth is a poser and a moron. He's a big reason why I have lost the pride I once had in our armed forces. MAGA makes vets regret.
[Note]: I am an Army SF veteran, not a snowflake. I understand life in the ranks.
It's NEVER gonna work, motherfuckers!! 🤨
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦🗽
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦🗽
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
It's NEVER gonna work, motherfuckers!! 🤨
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦🗽
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦🗽
Very simple:
When Russia goes home the war stops.
-Or-
Putin can keep sending soldiers into the meat grinder until all he has left are amputees and grandmothers to carry out his war crimes.
NATO can bring this war to a close quicker by just keeping Ukraine well supplied.
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦🗽
When Russia goes home the war stops.
-Or-
Putin can keep sending soldiers into the meat grinder until all he has left are amputees and grandmothers to carry out his war crimes.
NATO can bring this war to a close quicker by just keeping Ukraine well supplied.
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦🗽
December 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Very simple:
When Russia goes home the war stops.
-Or-
Putin can keep sending soldiers into the meat grinder until all he has left are amputees and grandmothers to carry out his war crimes.
NATO can bring this war to a close quicker by just keeping Ukraine well supplied.
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦🗽
When Russia goes home the war stops.
-Or-
Putin can keep sending soldiers into the meat grinder until all he has left are amputees and grandmothers to carry out his war crimes.
NATO can bring this war to a close quicker by just keeping Ukraine well supplied.
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦🗽
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I'm fucking seriously not at all OK with this bullshit.
As a veteran, I fought to preserve human rights and human dignity, as enshrined in our Constitution.
We cannot look away, or let history forget what evil men do on the path toward fascism.
There must be accountability for criminal acts. 🗽
As a veteran, I fought to preserve human rights and human dignity, as enshrined in our Constitution.
We cannot look away, or let history forget what evil men do on the path toward fascism.
There must be accountability for criminal acts. 🗽
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I'm fucking seriously not at all OK with this bullshit.
As a veteran, I fought to preserve human rights and human dignity, as enshrined in our Constitution.
We cannot look away, or let history forget what evil men do on the path toward fascism.
There must be accountability for criminal acts. 🗽
As a veteran, I fought to preserve human rights and human dignity, as enshrined in our Constitution.
We cannot look away, or let history forget what evil men do on the path toward fascism.
There must be accountability for criminal acts. 🗽
A plan for peace with #Venezuela...
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
A plan for peace with #Venezuela...
Donald Trump is the dumbest, most delusional living person we all collectively know about, full stop. 🤨
#NotGreat
#TrumpDumb
#NotGreat
#TrumpDumb
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Donald Trump is the dumbest, most delusional living person we all collectively know about, full stop. 🤨
#NotGreat
#TrumpDumb
#NotGreat
#TrumpDumb
A glimpse into the future if he's not impeached and removed...
October 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
A glimpse into the future if he's not impeached and removed...
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Anyone that's good at professional construction demolition in the Beltway or Metro Maryland has been snatched up by ICE at their immigration hearing or jobsite.
Trump's probably got Don Jr out there, coked out of his mind swinging the backhoe around like an idiot while Barron stares and drools. 😐
Trump's probably got Don Jr out there, coked out of his mind swinging the backhoe around like an idiot while Barron stares and drools. 😐
October 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Anyone that's good at professional construction demolition in the Beltway or Metro Maryland has been snatched up by ICE at their immigration hearing or jobsite.
Trump's probably got Don Jr out there, coked out of his mind swinging the backhoe around like an idiot while Barron stares and drools. 😐
Trump's probably got Don Jr out there, coked out of his mind swinging the backhoe around like an idiot while Barron stares and drools. 😐
Read a book, dingleberry...
3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf - Wikipedia share.google/xDVy3rBGO0dR...
3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf - Wikipedia share.google/xDVy3rBGO0dR...
October 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Read a book, dingleberry...
3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf - Wikipedia share.google/xDVy3rBGO0dR...
3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf - Wikipedia share.google/xDVy3rBGO0dR...
White supremacists like Kristy Noem, Elon Musk, Tucker Carlson, Tom Homan, and Nick Fuentes love to push "The Great Replacement" Theory, which is directly tied to hate groups like the klan, Patriot Front, and MAGA.
“The Great Replacement:” An Explainer | ADL share.google/v5Go9QX0vUxt...
“The Great Replacement:” An Explainer | ADL share.google/v5Go9QX0vUxt...
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
White supremacists like Kristy Noem, Elon Musk, Tucker Carlson, Tom Homan, and Nick Fuentes love to push "The Great Replacement" Theory, which is directly tied to hate groups like the klan, Patriot Front, and MAGA.
“The Great Replacement:” An Explainer | ADL share.google/v5Go9QX0vUxt...
“The Great Replacement:” An Explainer | ADL share.google/v5Go9QX0vUxt...
Are these "violent rioters" in the room with you right now!? 🤡
How stupid do you think we are, assholes?
The No Kings protests were peaceful, and you know it.
All you have is gaslighting and lies to defend your idiot cult leader.
You're a disgrace to our country and a black eye on its history.
How stupid do you think we are, assholes?
The No Kings protests were peaceful, and you know it.
All you have is gaslighting and lies to defend your idiot cult leader.
You're a disgrace to our country and a black eye on its history.
October 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Are these "violent rioters" in the room with you right now!? 🤡
How stupid do you think we are, assholes?
The No Kings protests were peaceful, and you know it.
All you have is gaslighting and lies to defend your idiot cult leader.
You're a disgrace to our country and a black eye on its history.
How stupid do you think we are, assholes?
The No Kings protests were peaceful, and you know it.
All you have is gaslighting and lies to defend your idiot cult leader.
You're a disgrace to our country and a black eye on its history.
I instantly thought of our boy Jordan... 😁🎾
October 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I instantly thought of our boy Jordan... 😁🎾
Wouldn't it be cheaper to just get the penile implant!? 🤣
MAGAs are a bunch of dickless weirdo wannabes.
This is a gender confirmation vehicle for a dark and sad little man.
MAGAs are a bunch of dickless weirdo wannabes.
This is a gender confirmation vehicle for a dark and sad little man.
October 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Wouldn't it be cheaper to just get the penile implant!? 🤣
MAGAs are a bunch of dickless weirdo wannabes.
This is a gender confirmation vehicle for a dark and sad little man.
MAGAs are a bunch of dickless weirdo wannabes.
This is a gender confirmation vehicle for a dark and sad little man.
I made about a dozen shirts for folks in attendance. 🤓
October 18, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I made about a dozen shirts for folks in attendance. 🤓