OneWingedSparrow
@onewingedsparrow.bsky.social
Writer, editor, cinematographer, professional know-it-all (alcoholic trivia host). Apparently I'm a pretty good singer too.
How the fuck is this not an onion headline? Seriously?
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 AM
How the fuck is this not an onion headline? Seriously?
I love the IDEA of 40k.
Lemme know when the community sweeps the nazis. Til then I'll be fine w bloodbowl 2.
Lemme know when the community sweeps the nazis. Til then I'll be fine w bloodbowl 2.
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I love the IDEA of 40k.
Lemme know when the community sweeps the nazis. Til then I'll be fine w bloodbowl 2.
Lemme know when the community sweeps the nazis. Til then I'll be fine w bloodbowl 2.
Im gonna need him to explain the "how". I'm just gonna keep this "fuck you, fuck off" sign handy right next to me. Color me skeptical.
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Im gonna need him to explain the "how". I'm just gonna keep this "fuck you, fuck off" sign handy right next to me. Color me skeptical.
The fuck? A truck going by is a 3. I'm pretty sure this was just someone sneezing nearby.
December 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The fuck? A truck going by is a 3. I'm pretty sure this was just someone sneezing nearby.
I'm $300 in the hole w my bank right now over some bullshit with Google charging me for services in not even getting.
But i will absolutely get a GFM to celebrate that if i need to.
But i will absolutely get a GFM to celebrate that if i need to.
December 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm $300 in the hole w my bank right now over some bullshit with Google charging me for services in not even getting.
But i will absolutely get a GFM to celebrate that if i need to.
But i will absolutely get a GFM to celebrate that if i need to.
I don't doubt that you're right about intent. But I think they'll try the pardon first. And because of that i think Trump's going to die before it comes to that. (I think the reason behind his most recent outbursts is that he was told his expiration date.) Vance aint got the cult to pull it off.
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I don't doubt that you're right about intent. But I think they'll try the pardon first. And because of that i think Trump's going to die before it comes to that. (I think the reason behind his most recent outbursts is that he was told his expiration date.) Vance aint got the cult to pull it off.
*this is of course theoretical, cell death is the real problem w the movie. The neurons literally start physically decaying at the moment of death. But if they COULD be preserved or regenerated? No reason it shouldn't work.
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
*this is of course theoretical, cell death is the real problem w the movie. The neurons literally start physically decaying at the moment of death. But if they COULD be preserved or regenerated? No reason it shouldn't work.
That's what I'm saying. The "memory" of the language itself is for all intents and purposes a physical construct built into the brain because of the way axons get connected. It's a procedural memory. Not quite LIMBIC, but more persistent than remembering to take meds. Brains be weird like that.
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
That's what I'm saying. The "memory" of the language itself is for all intents and purposes a physical construct built into the brain because of the way axons get connected. It's a procedural memory. Not quite LIMBIC, but more persistent than remembering to take meds. Brains be weird like that.
Don't see any reason he shouldn't tho. Neural pathways are physical and develop via repetition making the parts of memory that process language effectively permanent. It'd basically be a path of last resistance thing when he picked up a book. Some amnesia therapy uses exactly that principle.
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Don't see any reason he shouldn't tho. Neural pathways are physical and develop via repetition making the parts of memory that process language effectively permanent. It'd basically be a path of last resistance thing when he picked up a book. Some amnesia therapy uses exactly that principle.
Huh. I honestly thought he'd try pardoning state crimes first.
I figured this was coming too, order just caught me off guard.
I figured this was coming too, order just caught me off guard.
December 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Huh. I honestly thought he'd try pardoning state crimes first.
I figured this was coming too, order just caught me off guard.
I figured this was coming too, order just caught me off guard.
See also PETScans
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
See also PETScans
Yo! Happy birfmas teach!
December 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Yo! Happy birfmas teach!
My biggest accomplishment was finally finding a mindmap software that actually DOES WHAT I WANT. Not much, but I've been looking for a context interactive mindmapper to help visualize complex character dynamics for YEARS.
If anyone's looking for a mind mapper that works like a Wiki? Try Obsidian.
If anyone's looking for a mind mapper that works like a Wiki? Try Obsidian.
December 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My biggest accomplishment was finally finding a mindmap software that actually DOES WHAT I WANT. Not much, but I've been looking for a context interactive mindmapper to help visualize complex character dynamics for YEARS.
If anyone's looking for a mind mapper that works like a Wiki? Try Obsidian.
If anyone's looking for a mind mapper that works like a Wiki? Try Obsidian.
I think that's actually the main entry with a set of double doors but the house folds itself inception style so you can only get on from above?
December 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I think that's actually the main entry with a set of double doors but the house folds itself inception style so you can only get on from above?
I'm whatever the fuck this hot mess is...
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I'm whatever the fuck this hot mess is...
Congrats! You SHOULD be proud!
And now you can focus on the other important question...
How far into the sea can you shotput his ra_ist ass once he finally fucks off in a couple months?
And now you can focus on the other important question...
How far into the sea can you shotput his ra_ist ass once he finally fucks off in a couple months?
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Congrats! You SHOULD be proud!
And now you can focus on the other important question...
How far into the sea can you shotput his ra_ist ass once he finally fucks off in a couple months?
And now you can focus on the other important question...
How far into the sea can you shotput his ra_ist ass once he finally fucks off in a couple months?
That is BRILLIANT and much as i hate that damn scream I'm stealing this answer.
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 AM
That is BRILLIANT and much as i hate that damn scream I'm stealing this answer.
Doesnt help that the main reason he doesn't want to be called a Russian asset is it brings attention to the fact that he IS one and that makes being one harder.
December 1, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Doesnt help that the main reason he doesn't want to be called a Russian asset is it brings attention to the fact that he IS one and that makes being one harder.
I just thought it was mostoy McConnell's doing? I could be wrong. Last I checked Clinton DID sign, but senate refused to ratify and it got effectively permanently shelved by McConnell's croneys under Bush. (I wonder the fuck why...)
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I just thought it was mostoy McConnell's doing? I could be wrong. Last I checked Clinton DID sign, but senate refused to ratify and it got effectively permanently shelved by McConnell's croneys under Bush. (I wonder the fuck why...)
Pretty sure I've been putting in the work...
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Pretty sure I've been putting in the work...
Isn't it congress that makes that decision?
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Isn't it congress that makes that decision?
Im curious but feel like it's unfair that it won't catch typos or invented swears like "twuntnugget".
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Im curious but feel like it's unfair that it won't catch typos or invented swears like "twuntnugget".
One of my favorite feelings as a bookseller (even tho i hated dealing w customers) was when i could just look at a person and recommend them books based on their clothes and they're just like "how did you KNOW?"
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
One of my favorite feelings as a bookseller (even tho i hated dealing w customers) was when i could just look at a person and recommend them books based on their clothes and they're just like "how did you KNOW?"