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OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 1d

I'd take this job in a heartbeat if I could find it. But it's not exactly commonly listed. Unless I'm just on the wrong sites?

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OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 1d

Somewhere out there in the multiverse is a reality where Droopy Don has his final stroke today and Dick Cheney's death day becomes the footnote it deserves to be.

I'd love that for us. 🤞

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OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon character says " good news everyone " in front of a telephone

ALT: a cartoon character says " good news everyone " in front of a telephone

media.tenor.com

OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 1d

I mean technically Minecraft?

Honestly i just wish they'd get around to releasing ES6 sometime this fucking GENERATION.

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OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 1d

Ok, how much did Mamdani pay Stephen Miller to endorse Cuomo?

OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 2d

At this point I'm genuinely staying to suspect sometime bts is making viable death threats.

OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 2d

I am currently willing to wager my entire life savings on which way i think it'll go...

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OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 3d

Well, fwiw: best guess without being able to SEE what's happening is mode issues. I used to CONSTANTLY forget to switch between edit and object mode and not being able to insert keys because of that is def something i remember being pissed about. Especially when they revamped their rigging system.

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OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 3d

Anything in particular you're having issues w? Might be able to point you.

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OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 3d

Thank the gods you didn't start when i did... I downloaded it about 3 days after it first became available. I still have nightmares.

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OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 3d

Fireworks. Notoriously great in the LA area in fucking November...

OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 5d

I feel exhausted because I've spent so long debunking flerfs i know the answers to every one of those questions off the top of my head

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OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 6d

He does, but after having done way more research than is sane for a story i wanted to write i don't worry about it at all.

MAD isn't a real thing, hasn't been since the late 80s. The fear of it is just really deeply ingrained. But once you actually look into modern tech & defenses? Ridiculous.

OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 8d

Super fun to see all the people complaining about the length of 2 hour movies ready and able to put 7 hours into watching a bunch of dudes try to hit a ball and run in a circle for 7 hours...

OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 10d

Actually i was trying not to post this whole thing because it's only tangentially relevant to the point of the thread, but... typed this whole thing up the other day. And I actually put the work into researching this shit...

OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 10d

People who are erroneously pedantic with "actually the DR is Frankenstein, not the monster" tend to be the ones who completely miss the point that Victor IS the monster.

If you can't see how that leads to headlines implying the dr being the monster is a reimagining, I dont know how to help you.

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OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 10d

Im starting to unironically think that part of this whole thing is that word "under".

I think it's entirely plausible that he's secretly building a new safe room above ground because the articles saying he hid in his basement in 2020 made him sound weak.

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OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 10d

Spoilers: it will be #2. Because god forbid we ever learn from our history.

OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 10d

This is a bitchin album cover tho...

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OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 10d

This is what happens when you don't correct the pedant dicks on their (factually wrong) "actually it's Frankenstein's monster! Frankenstein was the dr!" dipshittery.

No dumbass, the monster in Frankenstein WAS the dr. That was the fucking POINT.

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OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 10d

These people are the BEST.

OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 11d

I've trained third graders better than this.

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OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 11d

Did you MISS the part where I said I'm making an effort to do exactly that...?

Pretty sure I was just pointing out that I (a person guilty of) can see how there is a prominent and very conflicting message that our warnings apparently weren't loud ENOUGH and there may be some compensation happening.

OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 11d

I've seen, but I'll believe it when it happens.

OneWingedSparrow @onewingedsparrow.bsky.social · 11d

WHAT'S WITH THE CHAIN???

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