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onemetricdylan.bsky.social
@onemetricdylan.bsky.social
Quality control -> Opioid research PhD -> Community college adjunct professor. Midwest chemist and hobby artist 🧫 🧪 🏳️‍🌈
A lot of students view any time as too much time. Im worried that they’re gonna keep having to fraud their way thru life, because these AI tools cater to time mismanagement
December 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Students will always claim plausible deniability, which is annoying. I have police students on an minimally important assignment (5% of grade), because they cant be assed to write their own shit

I asked for a 2 paragraph review of any non-fiction sci media. 50% of my students turn in AI slop
December 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
We often chant that “to learn to write science papers, you need to read the literature.” But that didnt work for me, English class did

When I took a clarity in writing course, it was way easier to link thoughts and form sentences

In becoming clearer, I built a better argument for my data
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My department wouldn’t stand a chance in a fight
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You have a small army!
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It might be a generational thing, because my British sister-in-law rinses, but her parents insist it’s a waste of water
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
lmaooo its a niche meme from a childrens BBC show where a puppet and Lauren Leyfield interview people. Everyone treats the puppet like a sentient man
December 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Now this is a party! Mixing your uppers and downers
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Thought it was a small red onion and admired the chutzpah
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Strangely enough, after grad school I moved to an area with a decent local art scene, but theres little research industry here. Seems like east coast is the best of both worlds on that
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
He praised him for knowing global economics. At this point, Im assume every rich fuck meets up to do a skill-share seminar on tax evasion

Goddamn ghouls
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Its usually used to single-out the oldest dude in a group that skews younger. Unc is somewhat endearing but also teasing the outlier
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I think a lot of people have seen the insincere lip service paid to marginalized groups. Its a valid callout, but getting to this point required a lot of work through decades of rampant homophobia.

Its honesty wild how fast and far Americans swung towards accepting gay marriage at all
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM