Hundreds of Kristas 🌙✨
@oneirohazard.bsky.social
we're krista. 🏳⚧ΘΔ she/it. 26. anarchist. plural. variety kink artist (mostly tf). gay demon/moon entity. certified tf freak.
🔞 absolutely no minors. 🔞
➡️ no age or 18+ in bio = block. ⬅️
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🔞 absolutely no minors. 🔞
➡️ no age or 18+ in bio = block. ⬅️
(banner & pfp by me)
free 🇵🇸
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![WHAT ON DOG'S GREEN EARTH IS A [HUNDREDS OF KRISTAS]?
What even is a [Krista]?
- Eldritch Entity (formerly human) (she/it)
- Seemingly immortal (?)
- Resident of the Mansion of Infinite Crossroads
- Consists of a non-newtonian shapeshifting Void-goo
- Usually takes the form of a cat
(a picture of krista is shown. the caption beneath reads "Pictured: One (1) Krista". an arrow points to her with the text "dubious creature of ill intent")
- Describes herself as "made of condensed nothingness" and "not actually real when you get down to the nitty gritty of it"
- All attempts to study this substance have only raised more questions than answers
(a picture of krista melting, with an arrow pointing to her with the text "goopi")
(a picture of a lab krista studying a sample of the goop under a microscope. to her confusion she sees microscopic kristas composing it.)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tssnhrn4w7yqth3q7yzmup4c/bafkreigpqfzeapbcdujweghidxcc6tr44nmf5m6mxdhizywdr6icbvgfve@jpeg)
At long last, the Hundreds of Kristas lore post!!
Ever wanted to know what a Krista is? Now you do!!
Ever wanted to know what a Krista is? Now you do!!
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Not having much luck with this maid job...
July 11, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Not having much luck with this maid job...
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oh to be hit by a magic what changes u into a little animal crossing villager and you can't help but say your little catchphrase and wander around aimlessly catchin bugs and fishies with a head full of air
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
oh to be hit by a magic what changes u into a little animal crossing villager and you can't help but say your little catchphrase and wander around aimlessly catchin bugs and fishies with a head full of air
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(Vent)
Sometimes my naivety rules over me - and sometimes I'm okay with that.
Sometimes my naivety rules over me - and sometimes I'm okay with that.
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
(Vent)
Sometimes my naivety rules over me - and sometimes I'm okay with that.
Sometimes my naivety rules over me - and sometimes I'm okay with that.
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Kaden can't stop running his mouth for any reason! At least, Until you forcibly close it for him~
#Inflation
#Inflation
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Kaden can't stop running his mouth for any reason! At least, Until you forcibly close it for him~
#Inflation
#Inflation
sorry for no art lately i burned myself out and had to crawl back in my hole. im gonna start again soon, rly dont want to lose all the momentum i had
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
sorry for no art lately i burned myself out and had to crawl back in my hole. im gonna start again soon, rly dont want to lose all the momentum i had
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"...And for a handful of moments, all was right between the two"
Sometimes I also like to draw lesbians happy
For @orbyssey.bsky.social
#inflation
Sometimes I also like to draw lesbians happy
For @orbyssey.bsky.social
#inflation
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"...And for a handful of moments, all was right between the two"
Sometimes I also like to draw lesbians happy
For @orbyssey.bsky.social
#inflation
Sometimes I also like to draw lesbians happy
For @orbyssey.bsky.social
#inflation
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November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
viscera cleanup detail but youre a doll/robot/hypno'd maid tidying up a mansion
is this anything
is this anything
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
viscera cleanup detail but youre a doll/robot/hypno'd maid tidying up a mansion
is this anything
is this anything
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hi the maidgender feels are hitting again this morning pls hit me with some good maid tf content
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 AM
hi the maidgender feels are hitting again this morning pls hit me with some good maid tf content
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they turned me into a sweater
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
they turned me into a sweater
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getting worn.
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
getting worn.
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Pic for Nicci getting rubber Boot Droned!
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Pic for Nicci getting rubber Boot Droned!
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dude they're reality warping you in the qrts
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 AM
dude they're reality warping you in the qrts
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Hey does anyone remember UB Funkeys? Anyway I think it would be gender if I turned into one of those vinyl figures
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Hey does anyone remember UB Funkeys? Anyway I think it would be gender if I turned into one of those vinyl figures
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Philippe!!! I could never hate you #Lookoutside #lookoutsidegame
November 19, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Philippe!!! I could never hate you #Lookoutside #lookoutsidegame
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ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
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hey! if I send you an invoice, shut the fuck up. do not mention NSFW stuff or even the word "furry" or anything, Paypal is company of dickbags searching for any excuse to harass creators. using invoices is the smartest/best/safest way of working as a comm artist, and this is explicit targeting
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
hey! if I send you an invoice, shut the fuck up. do not mention NSFW stuff or even the word "furry" or anything, Paypal is company of dickbags searching for any excuse to harass creators. using invoices is the smartest/best/safest way of working as a comm artist, and this is explicit targeting
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I don't usually say this because the people who commission me are all very smart and handsome and pretty. But yeah. Never, ever leave feedback on a paypro. Thoroughly inappropriate when the artist is *right there* and would appreciate a comment on the work itself or in DMs.
i figured i should make a post about this since its kind of important and i wanted to get the word out
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I don't usually say this because the people who commission me are all very smart and handsome and pretty. But yeah. Never, ever leave feedback on a paypro. Thoroughly inappropriate when the artist is *right there* and would appreciate a comment on the work itself or in DMs.
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i left two boys in a room overnight and when i came back they had molded together and hardened into a terrible helix of jagged crystal. completely inseparable, couldn’t tell where one ended and the other began. ruined my nice maid uniforms too
the problem with boys is that they are always kissing each other. you look away for two seconds and boys are making out with tongue, disheveling their maid uniforms etc
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
i left two boys in a room overnight and when i came back they had molded together and hardened into a terrible helix of jagged crystal. completely inseparable, couldn’t tell where one ended and the other began. ruined my nice maid uniforms too
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a small quick shoddy guide to help you avoid one specific problem in comics dialogue presentation. i'm smokey bear and this is my personal forest fire
[tiptag]
[tiptag]
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
a small quick shoddy guide to help you avoid one specific problem in comics dialogue presentation. i'm smokey bear and this is my personal forest fire
[tiptag]
[tiptag]
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Giving all my inanimate friends affirmations tonight by saying:
• I forgot its name already.
• It has it/its pronouns.
• I talk about it as it is, not as it was.
• I warned all its friends that it might not message them again.
• It is my most useful furniture/clothing/vehicle even if I forgot why.
• I forgot its name already.
• It has it/its pronouns.
• I talk about it as it is, not as it was.
• I warned all its friends that it might not message them again.
• It is my most useful furniture/clothing/vehicle even if I forgot why.
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Giving all my inanimate friends affirmations tonight by saying:
• I forgot its name already.
• It has it/its pronouns.
• I talk about it as it is, not as it was.
• I warned all its friends that it might not message them again.
• It is my most useful furniture/clothing/vehicle even if I forgot why.
• I forgot its name already.
• It has it/its pronouns.
• I talk about it as it is, not as it was.
• I warned all its friends that it might not message them again.
• It is my most useful furniture/clothing/vehicle even if I forgot why.
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November 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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