Steve
@oneeyedwayne.bsky.social
Part One Eyed Wayne part fruit fly. Left wing politics, left field music. Can thoroughly recommend the thumbscrews
I hear the split was 52/48. Number of the beast
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I hear the split was 52/48. Number of the beast
And the potholes of Clacton can book a long overdue visit
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
And the potholes of Clacton can book a long overdue visit
…but only stupid people have complete conviction. Shurley 🤨🐷
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
…but only stupid people have complete conviction. Shurley 🤨🐷
This country’s not renowned for getting projects finished on time and budget
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This country’s not renowned for getting projects finished on time and budget
Up next for Quiet Piggy we have Bacon City Rollers with Ham- a-lang.
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Up next for Quiet Piggy we have Bacon City Rollers with Ham- a-lang.
Swordfish Tromboner. It happens
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Swordfish Tromboner. It happens
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November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Who gobbles best though🤨
November 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Who gobbles best though🤨
Cheers. Didn’t quite win but it’s the first time I’ve been in the top 4 million for a while😉
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Cheers. Didn’t quite win but it’s the first time I’ve been in the top 4 million for a while😉
I don’t remember Braverman laying an egg
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I don’t remember Braverman laying an egg
Have you considered he might do it in 24 carat?
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Have you considered he might do it in 24 carat?
My dog doesn’t think I’m a dog but he still tries to shag me
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My dog doesn’t think I’m a dog but he still tries to shag me
Just the dabloons then
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Just the dabloons then
I bet one of your ancient ancestors was the first to neck an oyster
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I bet one of your ancient ancestors was the first to neck an oyster
Here’s the full band.
Dave C, Dozy, Sneaky, Thick and Titch
Dave C, Dozy, Sneaky, Thick and Titch
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Here’s the full band.
Dave C, Dozy, Sneaky, Thick and Titch
Dave C, Dozy, Sneaky, Thick and Titch
Good to know. Appreciated
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Good to know. Appreciated
Don’t buy a water butt
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Don’t buy a water butt
There’s a twisted snake waiting for everyone
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
There’s a twisted snake waiting for everyone
Take more than Darts
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Take more than Darts
The sparrow has landed
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The sparrow has landed
You could always pop to Barnard castle and see how it goes😉
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You could always pop to Barnard castle and see how it goes😉
Gotta love the uneducated
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Gotta love the uneducated