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Steve
@oneeyedwayne.bsky.social
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Part One Eyed Wayne part fruit fly. Left wing politics, left field music. Can thoroughly recommend the thumbscrews
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · Dec 6
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Remarkable how many newsreaders have got your ‘rare red wind weather warning’ tongue twister right today considering the problems some of them have with Jeremy Hunt @lbc.co.uk
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 5m
Gottle of gear
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 1d
Natures way of saying ‘told you’
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 1d
Let’s hope he doesn’t start knocking gravediggers
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 1d
Man speaka da troof
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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 1d
One time I went to A and E with a vacuum cleaner nozzle stuck
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 1d
Get a labrador
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 1d
Putting the psychic in psychotic
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 1d
Truss on zero still punching above her weight
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 1d
I’m not gonna make a ‘giving head’ joke
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 1d
Doesn’t answer your question but I can’t separate these two
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 1d
Which is great, but the carcass left behind is harbouring the next level shitshow
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 1d
😄 Thanks, hope your breakfast stays down
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 1d
Suckling on the teet of British ignorance can be difficult to ween yourself off when it provides everything you need to grow fat
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 5d
The Gulf of Gulf has a decent ring to it
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 5d
Without moving the goalposts?
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 5d
Next up…no licking the lips when enjoying a doughnut
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 5d
Like not licking your lips when demolishing a doughnut
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 5d
Bruce Foresight
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The London Economic @thelondoneconomic.bsky.social · 5d
Bruce suggested the audience 'wanted to talk about other things'
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 5d
You picked a fine time to leave me loose heel 🎶
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 5d
Apologies but this thin joke would have been even weaker if I tried to mould it around a battery chicken 😉
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 5d
Magapies’ gonna magapie
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 6d
He’s gonna be a shoe in for the Nobibi peace prize
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 6d
Was hoping that was fairly obvious😄