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Výtvarník ostravský. Fotí na mobil a maluje kvašem. Má zdravotní hendikep, hledá práci na zkrácený úvazek. Práci nemá.
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Přemýšlím, vymýšlím,.. až se mi z toho kouří z hlavy.
Ondřej si v Lidlu koupil levnou Kapustu. Ondřej chtěl vařit Kapustu, ale začal ji ožírat "zaživa" 😁 Ondřeje bude bolet bříško.
January 24, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Koláč, to určitě! 🙈
January 23, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Musím ven, do toho karcinogenního smradu :(
January 23, 2026 at 12:01 PM
O čem přemýšlím, když nespím.
January 22, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Venku je pěkně, bezmála 5 stupňů, svítí slunce, nefouká vítr. Nic jsem nevyfotil, jen můj stín.
January 21, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Co si dám zítra? 🤔😋

Ententýky
Žádný knedlíky
Rýže dva pytlíky
Brambor, těch mám dost
Pohankovou kaši
Pak vás budu strašit
January 20, 2026 at 2:53 PM
:)
January 19, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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An octopus arrives from the right and envelopes the brain coral like an alien slurping a planet only to be photobombed by a redband parrotfish peacocking for the camera 🔮👽🐙🌎😁🦜🐟🪸🌇 #octopus #redbandparrotfish #peacocking #cheesin #photobomb #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity
January 19, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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Now more than ever, we're a two timing, back stabbing, and disloyal nation without integrity.
January 18, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Přemýšlím, vymýšlím,.. až se mi z toho kouří z hlavy.
January 18, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Bug reporting: "A zkoušel jste to na jiném zařízení?" 🙄 Tak krom počítače mám ještě pračku, sporák, ledničku, tam bych ten program měl zkusit? 🤔 To je asi ta nejtrapnější otázka z helpsdesku. A dyť to vlastně byl AI chatbot.
January 18, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Takže jen do obchodu pro olej, abychom si mohli opéct brambůrek 😋 #výtahovka
January 18, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Greed and stupidity, that sums up many precisely. There was a time I used to think that greed is inherited from capitalism but no, it's a common human trait. Although the rules of capitalism far strengthen this trait. "Maximising profits", here's your culprit.
reading about companies who fired all their employees only to realize that the AI they intended to replace them with straight up does not work and putting asside how obvious that outcome was for a second, i'm left wondering why the choice was made to do it in that order
January 18, 2026 at 10:06 AM
A hrozný smrad
Z toho by i jeden pad.
January 18, 2026 at 9:55 AM
January 18, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Dobrej nápad.
January 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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MTV Rewind Lets You Revisit 40,000 Music Videos & Commercials from the Golden Age of MTV
MTV Rewind Lets You Revisit 40,000 Music Videos & Commercials from the Golden Age of MTV
MTV still exists. At least, it still exists in the United States, or in certain of that country's markets, for the time being. A flurry of premature obituaries recently blew through the internet after...
www.openculture.com
January 16, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Perfektní čas vyprat záclony. Už voní 🌸
Aktuální pohled z okna.
January 17, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Aktuální pohled z okna.
January 17, 2026 at 3:13 PM
January 17, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Someone forgot to add sprites to the particle system 😂
Athens Is Burning! The School of Athens and the Fire in the Borgo
https://botfrens.com/collections/63/contents/21339
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 PM
🐦 🐦 🐓🐧🦃🐦🐥🦢🐧🐦🦚🦉🦜🦆🐓🐦🐧🦅🕊️ Po holubici se mě BS zeptalo, jestli píšu Korejsky 😭😂
January 17, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Co je na procházkách v zimě fajn? Buď jsou lidi nalezlí v práci nebo zalezlí doma, případně v nákupním centru. Venku hejna vřískajících ptáků, mlha, která by se dala krájet a Ondřej.
January 17, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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Use Bandcamp. They don't allow AI.
January 16, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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David Bowie died 10 years ago, and then the world went to shit ever since.
January 16, 2026 at 9:12 PM