Gilgamech
@omniseed.bsky.social
Cat guy and all-around dingbat
he/him
he/him
Can't get two in the bush, only got the one to work with and she's shaving these days anyhow, sorry metal jerk, maybe next time
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Can't get two in the bush, only got the one to work with and she's shaving these days anyhow, sorry metal jerk, maybe next time
If you make $150k and want to date me too bad, I do not
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If you make $150k and want to date me too bad, I do not
'chat is it grooming to go out with my (53M) 'friend' (52F) who asked me out I feel creppy'
November 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
'chat is it grooming to go out with my (53M) 'friend' (52F) who asked me out I feel creppy'
Reposted by Gilgamech
You guys can't even read and you're 27. Why don't you focus on learning to sound it out before telling people who is worthy of love.
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
You guys can't even read and you're 27. Why don't you focus on learning to sound it out before telling people who is worthy of love.
I haven't been shaving since like 2013 or something
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I haven't been shaving since like 2013 or something
Those look like mid-20th century criminologist textbook illustrations
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Those look like mid-20th century criminologist textbook illustrations
'We call it a strong medium'
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
'We call it a strong medium'
I think polygamy is different, nobody is allowed to love each other in a polygamule
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I think polygamy is different, nobody is allowed to love each other in a polygamule
don't have to eat if you put a lil food in all your toothpaste either
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
don't have to eat if you put a lil food in all your toothpaste either
It could be that you just need to mix a different strain with a fresh terpene profile in their, to agonize the receptors and stuff
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
It could be that you just need to mix a different strain with a fresh terpene profile in their, to agonize the receptors and stuff
I have no followers and don't look that interesting, put me in coach
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I have no followers and don't look that interesting, put me in coach
They won't
Pee
On
Da
Couch
And
Sit
There
all by themselves though, donkey
Pee
On
Da
Couch
And
Sit
There
all by themselves though, donkey
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
They won't
Pee
On
Da
Couch
And
Sit
There
all by themselves though, donkey
Pee
On
Da
Couch
And
Sit
There
all by themselves though, donkey
Why wouldn't you know that you don't want to know what that means though
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Why wouldn't you know that you don't want to know what that means though
tell my date that!!!
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 AM
tell my date that!!!
Shoulda flushed their ass out, with your foot
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Shoulda flushed their ass out, with your foot
She should use more lube if he's having that hard a time stretching around it, I would think
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
She should use more lube if he's having that hard a time stretching around it, I would think
Good riddance, you shitbag sewagefuck weasel, I hope all your scumbag friends join you by January at the latest
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Good riddance, you shitbag sewagefuck weasel, I hope all your scumbag friends join you by January at the latest
You said it to him though, and now you're calling him a dog
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
You said it to him though, and now you're calling him a dog
They say a hit dog hollers you know
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
They say a hit dog hollers you know
Nope, she's married now, it's Alicia Beatz I believe
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Nope, she's married now, it's Alicia Beatz I believe