Ollo Clark
@olloclark.bsky.social
TAKING A SOCIAL MEDIA BREAK STARTING JAN 1st. SEE BELOW.
Actor, writer, TTRPGer, Creative Lead at Escape Plan Games, British, very little else.
Actor, writer, TTRPGer, Creative Lead at Escape Plan Games, British, very little else.
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I just typed “T-shirt and jeams” and am revolted in a way I cannot fully express.
December 11, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I just typed “T-shirt and jeams” and am revolted in a way I cannot fully express.
KP is an actual wizard. Go grab a slot.
I’m still taking bookings for Sunday at PAX Unplugged 2024!
If you’ve ever wanted to book a shoot with me and are at PAX U, let me know below!
Let’s get you a fantastic new set of headshots!
If you’ve ever wanted to book a shoot with me and are at PAX U, let me know below!
Let’s get you a fantastic new set of headshots!
My PAX U friends!!
I still have opening slots for Saturday and Sunday if you’re interested in booking a shoot with me this weekend!
I know some of you expressed wanting to shoot with me but thought that bookings were closed, so wanted to give yall a heads up!!
Comment below for booking sheet!
I still have opening slots for Saturday and Sunday if you’re interested in booking a shoot with me this weekend!
I know some of you expressed wanting to shoot with me but thought that bookings were closed, so wanted to give yall a heads up!!
Comment below for booking sheet!
December 7, 2024 at 8:31 PM
KP is an actual wizard. Go grab a slot.
The recent progress on assisted dying in the UK means that terminally ill people may finally have some say over how and where they die.
On a completely unrelated note, there is a town in the UK called ‘Battle’.
On a completely unrelated note, there is a town in the UK called ‘Battle’.
December 7, 2024 at 7:30 PM
The recent progress on assisted dying in the UK means that terminally ill people may finally have some say over how and where they die.
On a completely unrelated note, there is a town in the UK called ‘Battle’.
On a completely unrelated note, there is a town in the UK called ‘Battle’.
Wow. Crazy that they couldn’t make *any* arrests.
December 6, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Wow. Crazy that they couldn’t make *any* arrests.
To all those making the trip to Philadèlphia #PAXU…
a young boy in a hat is standing in the snow and says `` bring me back something french . ''
Alt: a young boy in a hat is standing in the snow and says `` bring me back something french . ''
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December 4, 2024 at 8:27 AM
To all those making the trip to Philadèlphia #PAXU…
Just had to type the words “soft knees”, and IIIII didn’t like it. Still don’t.
December 3, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Just had to type the words “soft knees”, and IIIII didn’t like it. Still don’t.
Am trying out a neat social mechanic for my current PCs who have just arrived in a new town:
Some residents are excited by outsiders, and some are inherently suspicious- for every persuasion roll I’m having them roll 2d20, but only I know if that’s at advantage or disadvantage.
#dnd #ttrpg
Some residents are excited by outsiders, and some are inherently suspicious- for every persuasion roll I’m having them roll 2d20, but only I know if that’s at advantage or disadvantage.
#dnd #ttrpg
December 3, 2024 at 5:34 PM
‘Muppet Christmas Carol’ but all the muppets are played by smaller muppets on the original muppets’ hands, all except Scrooge who is played by Kermit.
Every year, the film is increased by a factor of muppet.
Waitress: I meant about what you’d like to order.
Every year, the film is increased by a factor of muppet.
Waitress: I meant about what you’d like to order.
December 3, 2024 at 7:46 AM
‘Muppet Christmas Carol’ but all the muppets are played by smaller muppets on the original muppets’ hands, all except Scrooge who is played by Kermit.
Every year, the film is increased by a factor of muppet.
Waitress: I meant about what you’d like to order.
Every year, the film is increased by a factor of muppet.
Waitress: I meant about what you’d like to order.
Genuine question:
Am I the only one who finds the TV trope of “grown adult gets mad at building IKEA furniture” unbelievable?
You can pay taxes well enough to stay out of jail, but you can’t do oversized Lego? With an instruction manual?
Am I the only one who finds the TV trope of “grown adult gets mad at building IKEA furniture” unbelievable?
You can pay taxes well enough to stay out of jail, but you can’t do oversized Lego? With an instruction manual?
December 1, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Genuine question:
Am I the only one who finds the TV trope of “grown adult gets mad at building IKEA furniture” unbelievable?
You can pay taxes well enough to stay out of jail, but you can’t do oversized Lego? With an instruction manual?
Am I the only one who finds the TV trope of “grown adult gets mad at building IKEA furniture” unbelievable?
You can pay taxes well enough to stay out of jail, but you can’t do oversized Lego? With an instruction manual?
I have now seen around seven different ads for ‘A Real Pain’, and I still can’t tell if these are clips from the movie or just Jesse Eisenberg and Kieran Culkin talking.
#arealpain
#arealpain
December 1, 2024 at 6:05 PM
I have now seen around seven different ads for ‘A Real Pain’, and I still can’t tell if these are clips from the movie or just Jesse Eisenberg and Kieran Culkin talking.
#arealpain
#arealpain
Inside me are two wolves.
Thanksgiving Dinner was
Messed.
Up.
Thanksgiving Dinner was
Messed.
Up.
November 30, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Inside me are two wolves.
Thanksgiving Dinner was
Messed.
Up.
Thanksgiving Dinner was
Messed.
Up.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Uh…
Ollö.
A mirror.
Uh…
Ollö.
A mirror.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut
AITÄL: a line of decorative flowerpots.
AITÄL: a line of decorative flowerpots.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
ELLETNÜAHS.
A doorstop.
ELLETNÜAHS.
A doorstop.
November 29, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Uh…
Ollö.
A mirror.
Uh…
Ollö.
A mirror.
Happy Turkey Day, America! 🇹🇷
November 28, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Happy Turkey Day, America! 🇹🇷
I’m not saying I’d *enjoy* it as an alarm clock, but the sound of my cat vomiting at 3am did get me from deep sleep to awake and getting to work on my (brand new, very short) list of tasks for the morning in 0.5 seconds.
November 21, 2024 at 6:04 PM
I’m not saying I’d *enjoy* it as an alarm clock, but the sound of my cat vomiting at 3am did get me from deep sleep to awake and getting to work on my (brand new, very short) list of tasks for the morning in 0.5 seconds.
5 favs, 5 tags!
Food: Italian.
Season: 3 of The West Wing… I mean… ‘autumn’
Drink: tea in the UK, coffee in the US.
Color: racing green/navy blue
Anime: ‘Attack On Titan’
@patrickkeeffe.bsky.social
@latiajacquise.com
@jmaddalina.bsky.social
@bextraterrestrial.bsky.social
@kp11studios.bsky.social
Food: Italian.
Season: 3 of The West Wing… I mean… ‘autumn’
Drink: tea in the UK, coffee in the US.
Color: racing green/navy blue
Anime: ‘Attack On Titan’
@patrickkeeffe.bsky.social
@latiajacquise.com
@jmaddalina.bsky.social
@bextraterrestrial.bsky.social
@kp11studios.bsky.social
5 favs, 5 tags!
Food: Sushi, Italian, Ramen, Curry, Shakshuka, Eggs Benny, my mom's matzo ball soup...anything I cook...😅
Season: Autumn! 🍂
Drink: Tea
Color: Green
Anime: One Piece!
@neoaoshi.com
@mrdandydm.bsky.social
@sassy-lassy.bsky.social
@misterwixard.bsky.social
@olloclark.bsky.social
Food: Sushi, Italian, Ramen, Curry, Shakshuka, Eggs Benny, my mom's matzo ball soup...anything I cook...😅
Season: Autumn! 🍂
Drink: Tea
Color: Green
Anime: One Piece!
@neoaoshi.com
@mrdandydm.bsky.social
@sassy-lassy.bsky.social
@misterwixard.bsky.social
@olloclark.bsky.social
5 favs, 5 tags!
Food: Nabeyaki udon, ojingeo bokkeum
Season: Winter ❄️
Drink: coffee
Color: deep cool tones, blue-greens
Anime: Evangelion
@ttoptalespinners.bsky.social
@katthedungeonmom.bsky.social
@gmistresswinter.bsky.social
@mazzface.bsky.social
@extrilltheking.bsky.social
Food: Nabeyaki udon, ojingeo bokkeum
Season: Winter ❄️
Drink: coffee
Color: deep cool tones, blue-greens
Anime: Evangelion
@ttoptalespinners.bsky.social
@katthedungeonmom.bsky.social
@gmistresswinter.bsky.social
@mazzface.bsky.social
@extrilltheking.bsky.social
November 21, 2024 at 4:54 PM
5 favs, 5 tags!
Food: Italian.
Season: 3 of The West Wing… I mean… ‘autumn’
Drink: tea in the UK, coffee in the US.
Color: racing green/navy blue
Anime: ‘Attack On Titan’
@patrickkeeffe.bsky.social
@latiajacquise.com
@jmaddalina.bsky.social
@bextraterrestrial.bsky.social
@kp11studios.bsky.social
Food: Italian.
Season: 3 of The West Wing… I mean… ‘autumn’
Drink: tea in the UK, coffee in the US.
Color: racing green/navy blue
Anime: ‘Attack On Titan’
@patrickkeeffe.bsky.social
@latiajacquise.com
@jmaddalina.bsky.social
@bextraterrestrial.bsky.social
@kp11studios.bsky.social
Settling in for a writing session on #bloodrum&thunder, (*cough* the pirate campaign coming next year from Escape Plan Games *cough*)
Now.
What should this adventure smell like? #dnd #ttrpg #pirates
@cantripcandles.bsky.social
Now.
What should this adventure smell like? #dnd #ttrpg #pirates
@cantripcandles.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Settling in for a writing session on #bloodrum&thunder, (*cough* the pirate campaign coming next year from Escape Plan Games *cough*)
Now.
What should this adventure smell like? #dnd #ttrpg #pirates
@cantripcandles.bsky.social
Now.
What should this adventure smell like? #dnd #ttrpg #pirates
@cantripcandles.bsky.social
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Costco is selling enormous jars of whole peaches preserved in syrup, in case anyone needs a Yuletide gift for a visit to a nobleman of moderate regard in the middle ages
November 19, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Costco is selling enormous jars of whole peaches preserved in syrup, in case anyone needs a Yuletide gift for a visit to a nobleman of moderate regard in the middle ages
Reposted by Ollo Clark
“we’re getting word that Trump’s pick to lead the Department of Right-Side Up is, and this is worrying, Upside-Down Jones”
November 19, 2024 at 11:14 PM
“we’re getting word that Trump’s pick to lead the Department of Right-Side Up is, and this is worrying, Upside-Down Jones”
Another wonderful time from earlier this year. A true joy watching the fantastic #patrothfuss work, as he designed a pirate live for our upcoming ‘Blood, Rum & Thunder’! Thanks to @jmaddalina.bsky.social for hosting, and for all the incredible artwork she’s doing for us!
November 19, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Another wonderful time from earlier this year. A true joy watching the fantastic #patrothfuss work, as he designed a pirate live for our upcoming ‘Blood, Rum & Thunder’! Thanks to @jmaddalina.bsky.social for hosting, and for all the incredible artwork she’s doing for us!
Starting to run a new #dnd campaign today.
Everyone send @hellotybeeren.bsky.social and @bextraterrestrial.bsky.social your condolences.
I mean ‘luck’. Yeah.
Send them luck.
Everyone send @hellotybeeren.bsky.social and @bextraterrestrial.bsky.social your condolences.
I mean ‘luck’. Yeah.
Send them luck.
November 17, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Starting to run a new #dnd campaign today.
Everyone send @hellotybeeren.bsky.social and @bextraterrestrial.bsky.social your condolences.
I mean ‘luck’. Yeah.
Send them luck.
Everyone send @hellotybeeren.bsky.social and @bextraterrestrial.bsky.social your condolences.
I mean ‘luck’. Yeah.
Send them luck.
Bringing some choice memories over here from the dead bird.
Starting with “the feeling that comes with making your players pull this face on a stream”. #dnd #ttrpg
With @hellotybeeren.bsky.social, @travismcelroy.bsky.social, @bathory.bsky.social and… someone else.
Starting with “the feeling that comes with making your players pull this face on a stream”. #dnd #ttrpg
With @hellotybeeren.bsky.social, @travismcelroy.bsky.social, @bathory.bsky.social and… someone else.
November 16, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Bringing some choice memories over here from the dead bird.
Starting with “the feeling that comes with making your players pull this face on a stream”. #dnd #ttrpg
With @hellotybeeren.bsky.social, @travismcelroy.bsky.social, @bathory.bsky.social and… someone else.
Starting with “the feeling that comes with making your players pull this face on a stream”. #dnd #ttrpg
With @hellotybeeren.bsky.social, @travismcelroy.bsky.social, @bathory.bsky.social and… someone else.