It’s got a good ring to it, I can imagine Bing Crosby singing it.

I’m genuinely lost for words.

…Didn’t you make your husband an intensive movie quiz where you basically showed off your universal knowledge of the industry? :P

Who has the patience to manage six heavily pregnant geese?

I don’t believe you, Tim. All lies. Just like Frome being pronounced ‘Froom’. Big Somerset Conspiracy won’t get me!

What in the Middle-Earth is a mangelwurzel? Nah, I’m fed up of this West Country conspiracy.

Wh…what?