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Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff

London | Oxford | Snowdonia
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Despite their support of Maduro, I’m sure Russia and China would quite happily see the US preoccupied with a war in Venezuela to keep them away from Ukraine and Taiwan issues, respectively.
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Imagine telling kids today that in early 2010 the British public thought this was the good guy.
December 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
With no respect, fuck off.
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Yes.
December 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Getting out of bed and getting a shower is a herculean task on days like this. I can’t read, can’t eat and struggle to even take my pills. Thankfully these storms always subside but, for now, I just have to endure.
December 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Morning. Thank you, you too. Not great, actually - a bit of a blue day where I feel paralysed by life and just want to stay in bed. I’m actually just wearing a dressing gown than has fresh coffee stains on it but I have no energy to get dressed. It’s an Ella Fitzgerald sort of day. About 2 weeks ago
good morning, happy wednesday, how you feeling? how’s the weather? what you wearing? what you listening to? when did you last get your asshole licked? x
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’ve just witnessed *the* greatest Secret Santa present of all time.

A flight. For £18. Under the £20 limit.

The shortest flight on Earth, actually, up in the Orkneys.

So fucking pointless. They have to get to the VERY North of Scotland for a THREE MINUTE flight.

It’s just outstanding.
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I feel now I can safely say that Inglorious Bastards is one of the worst films ever. Waltz is good, that’s it.
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Fine.

I’ll watch Stranger Things.
December 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It’s a curse, I know, but I make do.
Today in gay discourse: is this guy too hot?? 🤔
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Meh, just bored and playing around with some ideal seasons of Doctor Who.

I always imagined Missy was behind Mercy Hartigan and The Cybermen’s plot in Victorian London and how that story could be expanded on instead of what Death in Heaven originally gave us.

#DoctorWho
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Doctor Who S10 soundtrack is FINALLY out on Friday and I’m more excited about this than Hanukkah, Christmas & New Year.
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Then you shouldn’t have a child. Call social services immediately.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
So I’m in the process of setting up a Just Giving for @tht.org.uk and I’m going to try and raise some money over the next 12 months by walking the entire perimeter of Wales (in stages, of course)
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I think I’m going to spend my weekends of 2026 walking around the whole of Wales via Offa’s Dyke and the Wales Coastal Path but it would be silly to do it without trying to raise some money for charity.
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Fuck both Paramount and Netflix! Media monopolies are the death of creativity and freedom of expression.
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I don’t think I’ve seen a more predictable Best Picture and Best Director outcome than this. It’s PTA’s year and the only real challenger, miles away I feel, is Zhao.
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The thing that REALLY angers me about all those AI videos of faux Jamaican Elizabeth II addressing Parliament is that the monarch isn’t allowed in the House of Commons, this is basic stuff people.
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Oh wonderful news.
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
You just *know* that this person hasn’t read beyond The Communist Manifesto’s contents page.
TO ALL THE LIBERALS FOLLOWING ME:

- Capitalism is evil, and if you believe in it you follow an evil ideology

- All cops are bastards

- Joe Biden is a rapist who attempted to stop desegregation

- Kamala Harris is a fascist collaborator

- Read Karl Marx

- Give Native Americans their land back
December 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Barclay: What do you hate about humanity?

Salt:

#TheWarBetweentheLandandtheSea
#TheWarBetween #TWBtLatS
December 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Right time to watch #TheWarBetween and see what Alonso and Tish Jones are up to.
December 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
2 weeks sober, 1 week without nicotine.
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM