Olivia Computer
@olivia.computer
I program computers for money and then use the money to buy treats for my cats, Lucky 🍀 and Onion 🧅.
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If I had to pick two actors to portray my cats in a movie Lucky would be played by Will Poulter and Onion would be played by Anya Taylor-Joy.
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Lucky jumped on my shoulder and would not move until he decided he was done. Adorable baby. Afraid of everything, loves only me.
January 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Lucky jumped on my shoulder and would not move until he decided he was done. Adorable baby. Afraid of everything, loves only me.
Beautiful stormy weather today. Tornado warning for the area, pretty typical. Pain was back with force this morning, which I was prepared for. Lucky is being super loving. He remembers living at Lowe's during storms and is very thankful to be here with me.
January 8, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Beautiful stormy weather today. Tornado warning for the area, pretty typical. Pain was back with force this morning, which I was prepared for. Lucky is being super loving. He remembers living at Lowe's during storms and is very thankful to be here with me.
After the 1st of the year so all my appointments and medicines cost money now.
January 7, 2026 at 8:30 PM
After the 1st of the year so all my appointments and medicines cost money now.
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Onion has finally noticed that I organized the boxes she's been using as a staircase to her window perch. She has just given me a look of confusion and betrayal like it's the first time she's ever experienced disappointment since living with me.
January 6, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Onion has finally noticed that I organized the boxes she's been using as a staircase to her window perch. She has just given me a look of confusion and betrayal like it's the first time she's ever experienced disappointment since living with me.
Oh I just realized why everyone is talking about today today. 🫠
January 6, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Oh I just realized why everyone is talking about today today. 🫠
Got an appointment tomorrow for someone who can hopefully help with the rib situation. 🙏
January 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Got an appointment tomorrow for someone who can hopefully help with the rib situation. 🙏
Got to hang with my cool neighbor for a bit this afternoon. Hadn't seen her in a bit. Was nice to interact with someone who is not providing me medical services of some kind.
January 6, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Got to hang with my cool neighbor for a bit this afternoon. Hadn't seen her in a bit. Was nice to interact with someone who is not providing me medical services of some kind.
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Sometimes I "allow all cookies" as a little treat. Feed my algorithm a bit to see what happens.
January 5, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Sometimes I "allow all cookies" as a little treat. Feed my algorithm a bit to see what happens.
Depression is insidious, robs you of everything, and if this genetic marker test and brain scan don’t tell me exactly what kind and how much of it I have…
I guess I just live with it? Feeling nothing and life being like I’m at a fancy car wash with it moving me along while things happen around me?
I guess I just live with it? Feeling nothing and life being like I’m at a fancy car wash with it moving me along while things happen around me?
January 4, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Depression is insidious, robs you of everything, and if this genetic marker test and brain scan don’t tell me exactly what kind and how much of it I have…
I guess I just live with it? Feeling nothing and life being like I’m at a fancy car wash with it moving me along while things happen around me?
I guess I just live with it? Feeling nothing and life being like I’m at a fancy car wash with it moving me along while things happen around me?
Seems kind of bad for a website if the only times I hear about it are when someone with a brand new account makes hundreds of thousands of dollars by acting on what could only be insider information but I don’t run a massive outlet for degenerate gamblers and sociopaths so what do I know?
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Seems kind of bad for a website if the only times I hear about it are when someone with a brand new account makes hundreds of thousands of dollars by acting on what could only be insider information but I don’t run a massive outlet for degenerate gamblers and sociopaths so what do I know?
I overslept and missed my morning meds and am in so much pain that tears are welling in my eyes and making it kind of hard to read but… did we start a fucking war or something?
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I overslept and missed my morning meds and am in so much pain that tears are welling in my eyes and making it kind of hard to read but… did we start a fucking war or something?
Stranger Things is up there with Game of Thrones and LOST; great TV shows that definitely ended.
January 1, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Stranger Things is up there with Game of Thrones and LOST; great TV shows that definitely ended.
Goodbye to the worst year of my life so far.
January 1, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Goodbye to the worst year of my life so far.
Tired of being fucking tired.
December 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Tired of being fucking tired.
Dude I would have been so on top of today if it were tomorrow.
December 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Dude I would have been so on top of today if it were tomorrow.
I don't make people mad because I am a radiant angel with perfect opinions.
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I don't make people mad because I am a radiant angel with perfect opinions.
I really think the Honda Fit is the most perfect car in the world.
December 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I really think the Honda Fit is the most perfect car in the world.
Getting all my appointments mixed up at the end of the year. Thought I had one today that was yesterday, and thought I had one today that was tomorrow. Now yesterday's is today and tomorrow's is still tomorrow. At least the other one that is always Wednesday is easy to remember.
December 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Getting all my appointments mixed up at the end of the year. Thought I had one today that was yesterday, and thought I had one today that was tomorrow. Now yesterday's is today and tomorrow's is still tomorrow. At least the other one that is always Wednesday is easy to remember.
Last year I recommended my mom buy a Canon laser printer instead of doing the "feeding shelter cats to coyotes" meme with yet another HP inkjet printer.
She just had to refill the toner for the first time and when I did the math it was $14/month for toner versus whatever she was paying in ink.
She just had to refill the toner for the first time and when I did the math it was $14/month for toner versus whatever she was paying in ink.
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Last year I recommended my mom buy a Canon laser printer instead of doing the "feeding shelter cats to coyotes" meme with yet another HP inkjet printer.
She just had to refill the toner for the first time and when I did the math it was $14/month for toner versus whatever she was paying in ink.
She just had to refill the toner for the first time and when I did the math it was $14/month for toner versus whatever she was paying in ink.
Rihanna smiled at me as we passed other backstage at one of her shows in like 2007
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Rihanna smiled at me as we passed other backstage at one of her shows in like 2007
Trying to get better quality cat content to share. Lucky doesn’t want to wear his lav mic. Onion refuses to read the sponsored segment as written. Just a mess.
December 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Trying to get better quality cat content to share. Lucky doesn’t want to wear his lav mic. Onion refuses to read the sponsored segment as written. Just a mess.
Doctor follow-ups this week. Almost the one year anniversary of clinically diagnosed chronic nerve pain. Mood is low. Talking to friends is nice. Motivation, optimism, hope all low.
December 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Doctor follow-ups this week. Almost the one year anniversary of clinically diagnosed chronic nerve pain. Mood is low. Talking to friends is nice. Motivation, optimism, hope all low.