my junk smell like the deli counter
February 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
my junk smell like the deli counter
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[Q]
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
[A]
I always thought that Richard Cranium was funny as h*ll, and I hope someone in here can agree.
[2008]
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
[A]
I always thought that Richard Cranium was funny as h*ll, and I hope someone in here can agree.
[2008]
January 17, 2026 at 12:09 PM
[Q]
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
[A]
I always thought that Richard Cranium was funny as h*ll, and I hope someone in here can agree.
[2008]
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
[A]
I always thought that Richard Cranium was funny as h*ll, and I hope someone in here can agree.
[2008]
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Nine Delights 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Nine Delights 2026
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Getting irrationally angry at Virgin Media telling me that it “won’t be the same” without me as a customer
December 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Getting irrationally angry at Virgin Media telling me that it “won’t be the same” without me as a customer
Staffordshire Uni is the only institution brave enough to have a pair of big naturals as their logo
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Staffordshire Uni is the only institution brave enough to have a pair of big naturals as their logo
I don’t care that my Honey Gold is expiring. I don’t even know what that is
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I don’t care that my Honey Gold is expiring. I don’t even know what that is
The leg press machine is for improving your ability to be put into a mating press
October 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The leg press machine is for improving your ability to be put into a mating press
Ratio me. Please. It’s a badge of honor
October 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Ratio me. Please. It’s a badge of honor
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[Q]
Who is the pope and what is his job in the church?
[A]
its his job to be popie
[2007]
Who is the pope and what is his job in the church?
[A]
its his job to be popie
[2007]
August 28, 2025 at 9:09 AM
[Q]
Who is the pope and what is his job in the church?
[A]
its his job to be popie
[2007]
Who is the pope and what is his job in the church?
[A]
its his job to be popie
[2007]
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[Q]
When was the last time someone said you were sexy?
[A]
Last Thursday. it's very common for me
[2013]
When was the last time someone said you were sexy?
[A]
Last Thursday. it's very common for me
[2013]
August 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
[Q]
When was the last time someone said you were sexy?
[A]
Last Thursday. it's very common for me
[2013]
When was the last time someone said you were sexy?
[A]
Last Thursday. it's very common for me
[2013]
it’s awful what’s happening in Roku City
July 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
it’s awful what’s happening in Roku City
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[Q]
are southern women better then northern women?
[A]
i dont know
[2006]
are southern women better then northern women?
[A]
i dont know
[2006]
July 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
[Q]
are southern women better then northern women?
[A]
i dont know
[2006]
are southern women better then northern women?
[A]
i dont know
[2006]
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What Trump needs is a good shagging.
July 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
What Trump needs is a good shagging.
I hate it when a sign calls itself a “polite notice”. I’ll be the judge of that!
June 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I hate it when a sign calls itself a “polite notice”. I’ll be the judge of that!
this is the exact expression my little brother used to get when he got his milk at bed time
May 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
this is the exact expression my little brother used to get when he got his milk at bed time
it’s embarrassing to wake around with a gym towel. Oh you got your blanky?
March 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
it’s embarrassing to wake around with a gym towel. Oh you got your blanky?
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[Q]
When watching a good movie with your significant other?
and a steaming sex scene comes on, do you get... well... a bit "excited" shall we say?
[A]
my sweet friend,I think ye could say that,guys will be guys,ye might say,lol,
[2013]
When watching a good movie with your significant other?
and a steaming sex scene comes on, do you get... well... a bit "excited" shall we say?
[A]
my sweet friend,I think ye could say that,guys will be guys,ye might say,lol,
[2013]
March 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
[Q]
When watching a good movie with your significant other?
and a steaming sex scene comes on, do you get... well... a bit "excited" shall we say?
[A]
my sweet friend,I think ye could say that,guys will be guys,ye might say,lol,
[2013]
When watching a good movie with your significant other?
and a steaming sex scene comes on, do you get... well... a bit "excited" shall we say?
[A]
my sweet friend,I think ye could say that,guys will be guys,ye might say,lol,
[2013]
you’d think adding sugar to mint tea would work- what with all the sweet mint flavoured things in the world. But it doesn’t. Probably a lesson in that for a smarter man than me
March 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
you’d think adding sugar to mint tea would work- what with all the sweet mint flavoured things in the world. But it doesn’t. Probably a lesson in that for a smarter man than me
Saw a guy at the store see a woman picking up some new bags for life while in the queue. He raised his own, old bags for life. Said “welcome to the club”.
March 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Saw a guy at the store see a woman picking up some new bags for life while in the queue. He raised his own, old bags for life. Said “welcome to the club”.
I’m psychicly manifesting tool tips with the current speed limit in the mind of the slow driver in front of me
March 4, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I’m psychicly manifesting tool tips with the current speed limit in the mind of the slow driver in front of me