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G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🌈
@oldewizzard.bsky.social
He/they. Call me G. Writer of fantasy. Folklore and mythology enthusiast. Game nerd. Anthropology nut. Nature lover. Pun apologist. Forgetful dad. Metalhead.
I'm here to start the Teysa Fan Club
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
(Creature - Zombie Bear)
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Slothful Patriarch - 2BG

2/4

Slothful Patriarch doesn't untap during its controller's untap phase.

Untap Slothful Patriarch: tap target creature.

"Oh, since you're up..."
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
That looks crisp
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I may have misunderstood
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
in case you were wondering how my day was going so far
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"woke me up before you went went/
din't leave me hangin' on like a yent yent"
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"Dr Yankenstein said I could masturbate whenever I want."
"No, he said you could have a stroke at any time."
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Lil wriggly wormies!
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Just a li'l fshy. Big kitty Yennett likes to bat him around.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This is the way
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Overlord of Blue Tape
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It's diet, that's a better choice surely
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Schrödinger's Obama
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Her conscience grew three sizes that day.
Unfortunately 3x0 is still 0.
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Got some decks I want to tinker with. Unfortunately I think something got past my flu shots and I suspect I will be spending the weekend feeling miserable and complaining about it.
#BetterDaysMTG
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
That would really be anarchy
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
They are shareholders. He gets the $1T payout if he increases the stock value, making them all obscenely rich. If he doesn't, they'll still be rich, so there's no real downside for them.
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
well that explains a lot
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
You had gay sex? All I got was uncommons.
November 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM