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G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊

@oldewizzard.bsky.social

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He/they. Call me G. Writer of fantasy. Folklore and mythology enthusiast. Game nerd. Anthropology nut. Nature lover. Pun apologist. Forgetful dad. Metalhead.

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G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · May 11

Being inclusive doesn't mean someone else gets a piece of your pie. It means everyone brings a pie and we all share.

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G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 8m

Anything combined with Orzhov is automatically good

G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 3h

I'm putting the "cute" in "executive dysfunction", how is y'all's weekend going?

G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 1d

oh no I've breached containment

G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 1d

"I've learned enough, thanks."

G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 1d

Pretty much everywhere I went today, people were gathering food and donations for folks losing their benefits. We need community so much right now.

G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 1d

my phone autocorrects "cishet" to "closet" and I'm-

G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 1d

"The Torment Nexus, much like reverse racism and misandry, is what happens when I, a fragile cishet white man, get my feelings hurt on the internet. I blame feminism somehow."

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G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 1d

not me I'm over here doubling my season

G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 1d

"Commander is a casual format for four players"
Me, who only has two friends, neither of whom are interested in Magic: cool, imma build nine decks

G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 3d

Whoa. Weird. I'm actually writing. I mean mostly worldbuilding, but it's more of anything even remotely writing-related than I've done in almost a year.

G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 4d

Perfect album released when you were 16:

There were a few but none of them altered my awareness of music and what it could be quite like Voivod's RRRÖÖÖAAARRR

The cover of the Voivod album RRRÖÖÖAAARRR showing a spike-bedecked tank with a flamethrower on top being driven by a creature in skeletal armour (also spike-bedecked). The art style is reminiscent of early Warhammer 40K. The tank and driver are all in shades of gray and black, and the background is splotchy red.

G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 4d

yip yip motherfuckers

G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 4d

Heck yeah! 🤘

G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 4d

Not here too, dammit

G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 4d

Me: this card feels mean
Them: you know what that's called? A wincon.
Me:
Me: oh!

G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 6d

The Vampire Lovers (1970) with Ingrid Pitt and Let The Right One In (2008), the original Swedish version.

G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 6d

I--
my flabbers are gasted

G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 7d

Me just vibing with Dorito dust in my hair

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G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 8d

The One

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G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 8d

"I know chatGPT is wrong sometimes so I make sure to double check everything"
bestie that's just research with extra steps

G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 10d

Generative AI slop: (sidles out the back door)

G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 10d

Art: democratic (anyone can do it); there are no barriers to entry save the time and effort required for any (l)earned skill; does not require expensive equipment or a computer; materials are inexpensive and readily available; does not require the unapproved use of other people's work...

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G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 10d

With a little acronym-friendly rearrangement, it could be a FACNO

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Amanda (OnionBug) 🔜 Shoebox @onionbug.bsky.social · 24d

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Alt: Magic the Gathering character Miles Tails Prowler says trans right

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G. E. Woodlawn 🏳️‍⚧️✊ @oldewizzard.bsky.social · 11d

This is probably the most fun I've had building a deck in ages!

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