Olden Cranky 🇨🇦
@olden-cranky.bsky.social
Old. Cranky. Queer. Nerd. Canadian AF.
Wonderful news! But how binding is the ruling? Even in Canada, I can easily imagine a Conservative provincial government (starts with 'A') invoking the "Notwithstanding Clause" to refuse to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, or to recognize the marriage from another province.
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Wonderful news! But how binding is the ruling? Even in Canada, I can easily imagine a Conservative provincial government (starts with 'A') invoking the "Notwithstanding Clause" to refuse to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, or to recognize the marriage from another province.
On a positive note, that's decorating for the holidays done like forever...
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
On a positive note, that's decorating for the holidays done like forever...
It's like you're trying to say that handing over public lands for pennies on the dollar to some developer guys that came to his daughter's wedding is illegal or something. I mean it's not like they're speed cameras or anything...
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's like you're trying to say that handing over public lands for pennies on the dollar to some developer guys that came to his daughter's wedding is illegal or something. I mean it's not like they're speed cameras or anything...
And by "those in the area", he also means Canadians in Winnipeg, Manitoba, who grew up surrounded by Ukrainians who told them of the legend.
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
And by "those in the area", he also means Canadians in Winnipeg, Manitoba, who grew up surrounded by Ukrainians who told them of the legend.
Dear GAWD I thought that was real for a second...
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Dear GAWD I thought that was real for a second...
Store bought, sweetie. My mother gave me great gams. Tits, not so much 😉
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Store bought, sweetie. My mother gave me great gams. Tits, not so much 😉
I put on my best frock for the occasion.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I put on my best frock for the occasion.
You can drink LIQUIDS at 8pm?! Dude, you are NOT going to enjoy having a prostate when you're over 50...
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
You can drink LIQUIDS at 8pm?! Dude, you are NOT going to enjoy having a prostate when you're over 50...
And yet somehow, even after BJK handed Bobby Riggs his ass back with a scorching backhand, 12% of average ability males currently STILL believe that they could successfully return a serve from Serena Williams. (which I'm sure will give their ER trauma surgeon a great dinner party story).
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
And yet somehow, even after BJK handed Bobby Riggs his ass back with a scorching backhand, 12% of average ability males currently STILL believe that they could successfully return a serve from Serena Williams. (which I'm sure will give their ER trauma surgeon a great dinner party story).
Please do it for all of us.
a woman with her eyes closed and the words please do this for me above her
Alt: a woman with her eyes closed and the words please do this for me above her
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November 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Please do it for all of us.
We have one clearly mentally challenged holdover from the Clownvoy episode that prowls the environs of Parliament Hill on a daily basis to this day with both a F*CK CARNEY! and a F*CK TRUMP! flag. I fear he may not understand the political process...
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
We have one clearly mentally challenged holdover from the Clownvoy episode that prowls the environs of Parliament Hill on a daily basis to this day with both a F*CK CARNEY! and a F*CK TRUMP! flag. I fear he may not understand the political process...
Excuse me, but I always eat like a lady. Sure, I use profanity like an inebriated seafarer, but there is simply no excuse for bad table manners. Or bad shoes. Like seriously my good man, there is no WAY I'm having sexual relations with someone wearing Crocs...
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Excuse me, but I always eat like a lady. Sure, I use profanity like an inebriated seafarer, but there is simply no excuse for bad table manners. Or bad shoes. Like seriously my good man, there is no WAY I'm having sexual relations with someone wearing Crocs...
I do that looking at baked goods. Don't be so judgemental 😉
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I do that looking at baked goods. Don't be so judgemental 😉
Either you're a genius, or you're overthinking it. Haven't decided.
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Either you're a genius, or you're overthinking it. Haven't decided.
My 67 year old husband is going to see it alone. He loves seeing movies in the theatre, and I hate it - last movie I saw in the theatre was "Chicago" - so he usually goes solo. Old age delivers the gift of not giving a good goddam about what others think about your choices. Enjoy!
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
My 67 year old husband is going to see it alone. He loves seeing movies in the theatre, and I hate it - last movie I saw in the theatre was "Chicago" - so he usually goes solo. Old age delivers the gift of not giving a good goddam about what others think about your choices. Enjoy!
Am I the only one that is awash with overwhelming relief every time we see Mark Carney in these situations instead of Pierre Poilievre? Can you imagine Canada's entire international cooperation strategy based on the phrase "I know you are but what am I?!"...
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Am I the only one that is awash with overwhelming relief every time we see Mark Carney in these situations instead of Pierre Poilievre? Can you imagine Canada's entire international cooperation strategy based on the phrase "I know you are but what am I?!"...
Let's hope they grow up to actually vote, and not just stage social media friendly demonstrations. Remember all those "Million" People Marches after Trump was elected the FIRST time? Gosh, those sure were effective...
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Let's hope they grow up to actually vote, and not just stage social media friendly demonstrations. Remember all those "Million" People Marches after Trump was elected the FIRST time? Gosh, those sure were effective...
So, THEIR citizens have no idea how to drive in snow either? (But seriously, agree 💯)
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
So, THEIR citizens have no idea how to drive in snow either? (But seriously, agree 💯)
Why just "pretend"? (asking for a friend)
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Why just "pretend"? (asking for a friend)
To aid in comprehension amongst post-millennials, Bobby Riggs was cut from the same cloth as the reported 12% of men with average athletic skills that truly believe they could return a serve from Serena Williams. In summary, chauvinistic idiots.
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
To aid in comprehension amongst post-millennials, Bobby Riggs was cut from the same cloth as the reported 12% of men with average athletic skills that truly believe they could return a serve from Serena Williams. In summary, chauvinistic idiots.
Well, her hair certainly looks better.
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Well, her hair certainly looks better.
I shall cling steadfastly to my assertion that all human beings on the planet descended from ancestors in subequatorial Africa, and are therefore a tropical animal. You are but the result of a genetic mutation that is discordant with the true nature of our species. (puts on more polar fleece...)
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I shall cling steadfastly to my assertion that all human beings on the planet descended from ancestors in subequatorial Africa, and are therefore a tropical animal. You are but the result of a genetic mutation that is discordant with the true nature of our species. (puts on more polar fleece...)
Nope. TOTALLY before my time. 😉
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Nope. TOTALLY before my time. 😉
And the names of these many great legal scholars would be..? (Joe Rogan doesn't count)
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
And the names of these many great legal scholars would be..? (Joe Rogan doesn't count)
I live in Ottawa, Canada, where our trees have been decimated by ash borers, so I recognize the little shites on sight!
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I live in Ottawa, Canada, where our trees have been decimated by ash borers, so I recognize the little shites on sight!