Olden Cranky 🇨🇦
@olden-cranky.bsky.social
Old. Cranky. Queer. Nerd. Canadian AF.
I put on my best frock for the occasion.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I put on my best frock for the occasion.
And yet Air Canada won't let you bring a carry-on unless it fits under the seat in front of you...
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
And yet Air Canada won't let you bring a carry-on unless it fits under the seat in front of you...
No. No WAY. No self respecting choirboy on the PLANET would be caught DEAD in suits that ill-fitting.
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
No. No WAY. No self respecting choirboy on the PLANET would be caught DEAD in suits that ill-fitting.
Try it. (Actual photo of me telling someone to go f*CK themselves - I swapped out the chiffon for a holiday red velour obv)
November 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Try it. (Actual photo of me telling someone to go f*CK themselves - I swapped out the chiffon for a holiday red velour obv)
Ever read online product reviews and realize that we are doomed as a species?
Millions of years of evolution, and "Doris" from Pickering is upset that her "auto-shutoff" electric kettle turns itself off when it boils.
(Actual review on Canadian Tire website)
Millions of years of evolution, and "Doris" from Pickering is upset that her "auto-shutoff" electric kettle turns itself off when it boils.
(Actual review on Canadian Tire website)
November 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Ever read online product reviews and realize that we are doomed as a species?
Millions of years of evolution, and "Doris" from Pickering is upset that her "auto-shutoff" electric kettle turns itself off when it boils.
(Actual review on Canadian Tire website)
Millions of years of evolution, and "Doris" from Pickering is upset that her "auto-shutoff" electric kettle turns itself off when it boils.
(Actual review on Canadian Tire website)
Major life milestone.
Just opened the LAST package of toilet paper that we stockpiled during the pandemic.
And JUST in time to start doomsday prepping for the next American "election"...
Just opened the LAST package of toilet paper that we stockpiled during the pandemic.
And JUST in time to start doomsday prepping for the next American "election"...
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Major life milestone.
Just opened the LAST package of toilet paper that we stockpiled during the pandemic.
And JUST in time to start doomsday prepping for the next American "election"...
Just opened the LAST package of toilet paper that we stockpiled during the pandemic.
And JUST in time to start doomsday prepping for the next American "election"...
No rain for 2 and a half months this summer but NOW you have to rain on HALLOWEEN?! I'm complaining.
October 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
No rain for 2 and a half months this summer but NOW you have to rain on HALLOWEEN?! I'm complaining.
Stephen Miller still looks great tho...
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Stephen Miller still looks great tho...
Looks like the queens were out in full force at the "No Kings" rallies!
(don't piss off the queers, dear)
(don't piss off the queers, dear)
October 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Looks like the queens were out in full force at the "No Kings" rallies!
(don't piss off the queers, dear)
(don't piss off the queers, dear)
The gays did a great job with hair and makeup for that picture tho...
October 13, 2025 at 10:57 AM
The gays did a great job with hair and makeup for that picture tho...
Enjoy. Inside my head is always sparkly. And wearing a push-up bra.
October 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Enjoy. Inside my head is always sparkly. And wearing a push-up bra.
(freeze frame of the actual moment he realizes his admission)
October 11, 2025 at 10:54 AM
(freeze frame of the actual moment he realizes his admission)
I JUST remembered where I've seen Stephen Miller before...
October 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I JUST remembered where I've seen Stephen Miller before...
Let me respond on behalf of every straight woman and gay man on the planet...
October 8, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Let me respond on behalf of every straight woman and gay man on the planet...
I shouldn't take pleasure in viewing that, but...
October 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I shouldn't take pleasure in viewing that, but...
Darling, I wore it better.
September 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Darling, I wore it better.
My personal cooking philosophy...
September 16, 2025 at 10:52 AM
My personal cooking philosophy...
My actual reaction...
September 7, 2025 at 8:54 AM
My actual reaction...
I came, I saw, I raised one eyebrow and said...
August 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I came, I saw, I raised one eyebrow and said...
I successfully negotiated a ban on any jumbo animatronic skeleton statues, but I neglected to include a clause about ogres..
August 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I successfully negotiated a ban on any jumbo animatronic skeleton statues, but I neglected to include a clause about ogres..
And don't forget to be fabulous...
August 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
And don't forget to be fabulous...
Only in Canada would THIS be a "Back to School" promotion.
(Because Canadians know that winter is coming. Soon. Very, very soon)
(Because Canadians know that winter is coming. Soon. Very, very soon)
August 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Only in Canada would THIS be a "Back to School" promotion.
(Because Canadians know that winter is coming. Soon. Very, very soon)
(Because Canadians know that winter is coming. Soon. Very, very soon)
What you can expect from my posts (besides self-deprecating jokes about homosexuals):
August 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
What you can expect from my posts (besides self-deprecating jokes about homosexuals):
Gay men everywhere...
August 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Gay men everywhere...