Jennifer Dian
@oldbat.bsky.social
Shameless old baggage giving unsolicited advice who adores embarrassing the young.
Oh, that's a fish called a sarcastic fringehead in the photo.
Oh, that's a fish called a sarcastic fringehead in the photo.
Bertie Whitcomb pondered his wife's bosom.
"Perhaps I should re-engineer the stays for Whitcomb's Elevating Corset so that Emmeline doesn't look like an impending avalanche. She might quite appreciate being able to stand upright, too."
#GirlsOwnCC
"Perhaps I should re-engineer the stays for Whitcomb's Elevating Corset so that Emmeline doesn't look like an impending avalanche. She might quite appreciate being able to stand upright, too."
#GirlsOwnCC
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Bertie Whitcomb pondered his wife's bosom.
"Perhaps I should re-engineer the stays for Whitcomb's Elevating Corset so that Emmeline doesn't look like an impending avalanche. She might quite appreciate being able to stand upright, too."
#GirlsOwnCC
"Perhaps I should re-engineer the stays for Whitcomb's Elevating Corset so that Emmeline doesn't look like an impending avalanche. She might quite appreciate being able to stand upright, too."
#GirlsOwnCC
Do you think the poor woman can get enough grip on her umbrella to impale someone?
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Do you think the poor woman can get enough grip on her umbrella to impale someone?
Colette chuckled to herself as she eavesdropped on the stranger telling Marie Curie that she belonged in the kitchen instead of playing scientist with the boys.
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Colette chuckled to herself as she eavesdropped on the stranger telling Marie Curie that she belonged in the kitchen instead of playing scientist with the boys.
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
"I'll numb him with my verse, then you beat him in sensible with your umbrella! That'll teach him to approach two nice girls."
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
"I'll numb him with my verse, then you beat him in sensible with your umbrella! That'll teach him to approach two nice girls."
"Yes, Harold, the ladies' hats are much taller than ours, but ours have far more storage capacity. Lunch is literally on me today. Isn't it grand being a British man?"
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"Yes, Harold, the ladies' hats are much taller than ours, but ours have far more storage capacity. Lunch is literally on me today. Isn't it grand being a British man?"
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
"Maude, come over here! Look; this naked woman picnicking in the Monet bears an astounding resemblance to you! Why didn't you tell us you'd been to France? I would have asked you to bring back some lace."
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"Maude, come over here! Look; this naked woman picnicking in the Monet bears an astounding resemblance to you! Why didn't you tell us you'd been to France? I would have asked you to bring back some lace."
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC