One Eyed Wiz
@oldarmy327.bsky.social
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King. In this land, however, you'll have to settle for the occasional bit of cyclopean wisdom. And/or nonsense.
I've called all the flag-rank turkeys together so that I can share my profound wisdom on how best to eat bugs from the lawn.
And if I see any I don't like the look of, I'll fire them immediately, because I'm in charge.
And if I see any I don't like the look of, I'll fire them immediately, because I'm in charge.
October 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I've called all the flag-rank turkeys together so that I can share my profound wisdom on how best to eat bugs from the lawn.
And if I see any I don't like the look of, I'll fire them immediately, because I'm in charge.
And if I see any I don't like the look of, I'll fire them immediately, because I'm in charge.
Bravo, headline writer, bravo!
September 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Bravo, headline writer, bravo!
Canada is on fire. Everything is fine.
August 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Canada is on fire. Everything is fine.
Ship name checks out
June 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Ship name checks out
They are spreading...
June 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
They are spreading...
Anyone who thinks a Governor appointing someone to a board means they know each other has never run anything more complex than a lemonade stand
June 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Anyone who thinks a Governor appointing someone to a board means they know each other has never run anything more complex than a lemonade stand
If we needed any more proof that most investors realize Trump has corrupted the government for his own purposes...
June 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If we needed any more proof that most investors realize Trump has corrupted the government for his own purposes...
Eisenhower's prepared statement in case of failure. How did we go from leaders who took responsibility to ones who take money and shift blame?
June 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Eisenhower's prepared statement in case of failure. How did we go from leaders who took responsibility to ones who take money and shift blame?
Looking forward to the MAGA Night of the Long Knives!
June 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Looking forward to the MAGA Night of the Long Knives!
Trump can't admit to himself that he got suckered.
Will MAGAts similarly need to decide Trump has gone crazy to get over him?
Will MAGAts similarly need to decide Trump has gone crazy to get over him?
May 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Trump can't admit to himself that he got suckered.
Will MAGAts similarly need to decide Trump has gone crazy to get over him?
Will MAGAts similarly need to decide Trump has gone crazy to get over him?
Hired a new yard boy today
May 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Hired a new yard boy today
FOIA may be the way to go. Since it needs to be specific, perhaps by local office?
April 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
FOIA may be the way to go. Since it needs to be specific, perhaps by local office?
Ask the AI/LLM of your choice:
What are the parallels between Nostradamus's description of the Antichrist and Donald Trump
What are the parallels between Nostradamus's description of the Antichrist and Donald Trump
April 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Ask the AI/LLM of your choice:
What are the parallels between Nostradamus's description of the Antichrist and Donald Trump
What are the parallels between Nostradamus's description of the Antichrist and Donald Trump
Old enough to know better and too young to care has turned into old enough to know better and too old to remember.
In this case, that the chain can keep spinning after the trigger is released. Doh!
In this case, that the chain can keep spinning after the trigger is released. Doh!
April 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Old enough to know better and too young to care has turned into old enough to know better and too old to remember.
In this case, that the chain can keep spinning after the trigger is released. Doh!
In this case, that the chain can keep spinning after the trigger is released. Doh!
From The Economist's KAL
April 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
From The Economist's KAL
I spent three years in the US Army Infantry, but would never use language like that since I never saw combat. That moron didn't even serve but he sure is good at running his mouth.
April 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I spent three years in the US Army Infantry, but would never use language like that since I never saw combat. That moron didn't even serve but he sure is good at running his mouth.
Afraid they might have to get a real job.
Term Limits!!!
Term Limits!!!
April 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Afraid they might have to get a real job.
Term Limits!!!
Term Limits!!!
The sky is alight once more
April 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The sky is alight once more
Love me some April snow
April 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Love me some April snow
