One Eyed Wiz
@oldarmy327.bsky.social
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King. In this land, however, you'll have to settle for the occasional bit of cyclopean wisdom. And/or nonsense.
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One Eyed Wiz
@oldarmy327.bsky.social
· Mar 3
Corporations exist because governments allow them to.
Governments exist because the people allow them to.
They both need to be reminded of that.
Governments exist because the people allow them to.
They both need to be reminded of that.
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I've called all the flag-rank turkeys together so that I can share my profound wisdom on how best to eat bugs from the lawn.
And if I see any I don't like the look of, I'll fire them immediately, because I'm in charge.
And if I see any I don't like the look of, I'll fire them immediately, because I'm in charge.
October 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I've called all the flag-rank turkeys together so that I can share my profound wisdom on how best to eat bugs from the lawn.
And if I see any I don't like the look of, I'll fire them immediately, because I'm in charge.
And if I see any I don't like the look of, I'll fire them immediately, because I'm in charge.
Bravo, headline writer, bravo!
September 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Bravo, headline writer, bravo!
Government is how we stop the selfish from destroying the common good.
The current problem is that the selfish have seized control of the government.
The current problem is that the selfish have seized control of the government.
August 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Government is how we stop the selfish from destroying the common good.
The current problem is that the selfish have seized control of the government.
The current problem is that the selfish have seized control of the government.
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Forget the blowtorch, a flame thrower. No more screwing around.
August 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Forget the blowtorch, a flame thrower. No more screwing around.
Canada is on fire. Everything is fine.
August 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Canada is on fire. Everything is fine.
If Trump starts renaming sports teams, it's only a matter of time before he wants one named after him.
And NEW YORK PEDOS just doesn't sound right.
And NEW YORK PEDOS just doesn't sound right.
July 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If Trump starts renaming sports teams, it's only a matter of time before he wants one named after him.
And NEW YORK PEDOS just doesn't sound right.
And NEW YORK PEDOS just doesn't sound right.
They are spreading...
June 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
They are spreading...
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Anyone who thinks a Governor appointing someone to a board means they know each other has never run anything more complex than a lemonade stand
June 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Anyone who thinks a Governor appointing someone to a board means they know each other has never run anything more complex than a lemonade stand
Don't actually want illegal immigrants?
MAKE IT A FELONY TO HIRE THEM!
But that would solve the problem and then it couldn't be used to manipulate dimwits into voting against their own interests, or as an excuse to erode our rights.
MAKE IT A FELONY TO HIRE THEM!
But that would solve the problem and then it couldn't be used to manipulate dimwits into voting against their own interests, or as an excuse to erode our rights.
June 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Don't actually want illegal immigrants?
MAKE IT A FELONY TO HIRE THEM!
But that would solve the problem and then it couldn't be used to manipulate dimwits into voting against their own interests, or as an excuse to erode our rights.
MAKE IT A FELONY TO HIRE THEM!
But that would solve the problem and then it couldn't be used to manipulate dimwits into voting against their own interests, or as an excuse to erode our rights.
If we needed any more proof that most investors realize Trump has corrupted the government for his own purposes...
June 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If we needed any more proof that most investors realize Trump has corrupted the government for his own purposes...
Eisenhower's prepared statement in case of failure. How did we go from leaders who took responsibility to ones who take money and shift blame?
June 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Eisenhower's prepared statement in case of failure. How did we go from leaders who took responsibility to ones who take money and shift blame?
Propaganda is effective on those who like what they hear and accept it as true.
Don't accept something as true just because you'd like it to be.
Don't accept something as true just because you'd like it to be.
June 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Propaganda is effective on those who like what they hear and accept it as true.
Don't accept something as true just because you'd like it to be.
Don't accept something as true just because you'd like it to be.
Looking forward to the MAGA Night of the Long Knives!
June 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Looking forward to the MAGA Night of the Long Knives!
Trump can't admit to himself that he got suckered.
Will MAGAts similarly need to decide Trump has gone crazy to get over him?
Will MAGAts similarly need to decide Trump has gone crazy to get over him?
May 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Trump can't admit to himself that he got suckered.
Will MAGAts similarly need to decide Trump has gone crazy to get over him?
Will MAGAts similarly need to decide Trump has gone crazy to get over him?
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Hired a new yard boy today
May 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Hired a new yard boy today
BREAKING: Trump is renaming Flag Day to Draft Dodger Day since it's also his birthday!
May 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
BREAKING: Trump is renaming Flag Day to Draft Dodger Day since it's also his birthday!
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Time to start doxxing ICE agents
April 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Time to start doxxing ICE agents