pee is stored in the balls
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neurodivergent shape in the drape
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🎼 An elderly man, wishing to demonstrate the acoustics of the historic Divriği Ulu Mosque and Hospital, commissioned in 1228 in Sivas by Melike (Queen) Turan Melek of the Mengücekid Anatolian Turkish principality, garnered great admiration on social media through his recitation of a qasida (ode).
January 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
🎼 An elderly man, wishing to demonstrate the acoustics of the historic Divriği Ulu Mosque and Hospital, commissioned in 1228 in Sivas by Melike (Queen) Turan Melek of the Mengücekid Anatolian Turkish principality, garnered great admiration on social media through his recitation of a qasida (ode).
wolf blitzer voice: I’m being told the video of that walrus jorkin his peanits is making the rounds again
January 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
wolf blitzer voice: I’m being told the video of that walrus jorkin his peanits is making the rounds again
oh gross it’s new years eve
December 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
oh gross it’s new years eve
my sexual orientation is that I can only jacque off to classical music with a fairly aggressive horn section
December 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
my sexual orientation is that I can only jacque off to classical music with a fairly aggressive horn section
the feminine urge to sell every valuable possession and take up residence in a mountain cave with my sheep and goats
December 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
the feminine urge to sell every valuable possession and take up residence in a mountain cave with my sheep and goats
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new boot goofin
December 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
new boot goofin
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I am going thru a shark phase
July 10, 2023 at 1:39 AM
I am going thru a shark phase
a lot of people talking about how much of a goblin freak that man is due to his raunchy poetic stylings but not enough ppl are discussing how appalling it is to abbreviate the word ‘your’
it’s four letters dawg
it’s four letters dawg
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
a lot of people talking about how much of a goblin freak that man is due to his raunchy poetic stylings but not enough ppl are discussing how appalling it is to abbreviate the word ‘your’
it’s four letters dawg
it’s four letters dawg
do you ever just get pissed of and decorate your caboodle about it
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
do you ever just get pissed of and decorate your caboodle about it
idk I just like abhor the holidays bro
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 AM
idk I just like abhor the holidays bro
well I intensely dislike this holiday
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 AM
well I intensely dislike this holiday
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I’m admittedly awful at the computer but shouldn’t there be a way for accounts like this to crowdsource ALT text? And also why aren’t y’all just doing ALT text? Sorry not sorry
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’m admittedly awful at the computer but shouldn’t there be a way for accounts like this to crowdsource ALT text? And also why aren’t y’all just doing ALT text? Sorry not sorry
for the past three days whenever I’ve turned on the tv in our living room it’s a Murder She Wrote marathon and I ain’t an ounce mad at that
November 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
for the past three days whenever I’ve turned on the tv in our living room it’s a Murder She Wrote marathon and I ain’t an ounce mad at that
Happy belated day of your birth @badbisque.bsky.social I am so happy you came into the world 💕💕💕
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Happy belated day of your birth @badbisque.bsky.social I am so happy you came into the world 💕💕💕
Merle and Verrell don’t agree on a lot of woodland politics. One thing they can come together on: midnight birdbath gazing
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Merle and Verrell don’t agree on a lot of woodland politics. One thing they can come together on: midnight birdbath gazing
is there some TV setting I’m unaware of because I just watched a six and a half minute night scene and I couldn’t see shit
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
is there some TV setting I’m unaware of because I just watched a six and a half minute night scene and I couldn’t see shit
to my fellow bird appreciators who live in colder climates: do you take your bird bath basins in for the winter?
we had one that cracked + I’d like to spare the new one but I also don’t want to leave our yard birds without water.
I am grateful for any insights!
we had one that cracked + I’d like to spare the new one but I also don’t want to leave our yard birds without water.
I am grateful for any insights!
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
to my fellow bird appreciators who live in colder climates: do you take your bird bath basins in for the winter?
we had one that cracked + I’d like to spare the new one but I also don’t want to leave our yard birds without water.
I am grateful for any insights!
we had one that cracked + I’d like to spare the new one but I also don’t want to leave our yard birds without water.
I am grateful for any insights!
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It’s Sunday in this mothafucka ur bitch ass better be worshipping the Lord
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It’s Sunday in this mothafucka ur bitch ass better be worshipping the Lord
can someone explain 6,7 to me I will pay u five dollhairs
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
can someone explain 6,7 to me I will pay u five dollhairs
Reposting bc I should never use voice to text. Missing my gram Mildred tonight and appreciating her + the time she dedicated to this time capsule notebook recipe collection ✨🌝
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Reposting bc I should never use voice to text. Missing my gram Mildred tonight and appreciating her + the time she dedicated to this time capsule notebook recipe collection ✨🌝
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yet another Halloween update. I am proud to say I introduced at least 7-8 neighborhood tweens to HiChew tonight, the most commonly asked questions were:
1) is it gum
2) is it like laffytaffy
1) is it gum
2) is it like laffytaffy
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
yet another Halloween update. I am proud to say I introduced at least 7-8 neighborhood tweens to HiChew tonight, the most commonly asked questions were:
1) is it gum
2) is it like laffytaffy
1) is it gum
2) is it like laffytaffy
earlier Beau-admirers include a pair of cowboys, one in particular (sporting a cow print cowboy hat and oversized belt buckle 🥹🥹) took a good minute and a half to admire my very handsome son through the glass screen
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
earlier Beau-admirers include a pair of cowboys, one in particular (sporting a cow print cowboy hat and oversized belt buckle 🥹🥹) took a good minute and a half to admire my very handsome son through the glass screen