Oliver Tanner
ojtanner.bsky.social
Oliver Tanner
@ojtanner.bsky.social
Nerd, avid reader, software engineering, cooking.

Jesus actually hates horses.
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Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
October 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Holy shit, what in tarnation is the Envers query result?

Why the F U C K is it returning an Array of type Object[3] instead of returning a proper type? Why do i have a tainted array which contains THREE different datatypes, one in each position? What the hell, man!
July 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I honestly feel bad for PirateSoftware. Getting code-reviewed by 99% of the tech influencer sphere is my worst nightmare.
July 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The great thing about being an adult is that i can buy the burger menu for my flight
June 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
As someone who grew up in Paraguay and now lives in Europe, it is fucking WILD being able to observe the gentrification and cultural appropriation that you grew up with for white hipsters and douchebags. Mate is a ritual, a get-together with friends and family. A moment to slow down.
June 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Man, Stray From The Path really just dropped Album of the Year and said "Bye guys, we are splitting up"
June 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Dear metal bands: Could we please stop using those dog-shit Gildan shirts for our merch ? Thank you very much.
June 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I fucking hate to admit it, but i look way better with short hair.
May 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I vote for a baguette and a whip
Posting this mainly for @nerdjpg.com
May 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Sometimes job titles really do matter.

#designsky #comicsky #webcomics
May 9, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Honestly, the new Sleep Token album is pretty ok so far. But i somehow feel like i miss Sundowning and TPWBYT.

Also, as much as i avoid it, the fandom is seeps through every now and then and they are fucking annoying. I guess every fandom is, but oh well...
May 9, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Astral Ascent is such a fun game. I finally managed to beat Ascenscion Level 30 with Andromeda!

I really hope there will be AA 2 one day. The devs a great!
May 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ghost has no business being THIS FUCKING GOOD LIVE!
May 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I just drank a chinese Coca Cola and now im looking up diabetes rates in China
May 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I fired up the ole BG3 again to check out this handy dandy Hexblade thing. Seems pretty cool, so far.
April 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I painted my first ever 40k miniature yesterday and honestly? It turned out pretty good. Fine lines are hard as shit but we will get better!
April 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Honestly, the creepiest character from Silence of the Lambs is MEN.
April 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Oh no, the german Gutbürger has learned of Dark Romance 😅
April 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Grummz was running a fetish porn ring with his own mother? While writing BDSM porn as a woman?! While using the same equipment that he apparently had bought for his gaming companies?!?
during grummz time at blizzard, red 5, and his time when he was supposed to be working on em8er and to 3 days ago, he’s living a second life

here are all the details with the archival evidence + more

timeline video:
Goonernomicon: Grummz | Part 1
YouTube video by MLYP
youtu.be
March 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I should not have read Grave Empire. It's worse than heroin. I NEED the next book NOW!
March 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
In other news: I love how Malevolence manage to create metalcore-ish music with cool thrash-ish riffs (don't kill me, i am very bad with music terminology)
March 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Richard Swan already proved that he is a great author with the Empire of the Wolf trilogy, but the start of his follow-up trilogy is just as good if not better!

Really reminds me of Joe Abercrombies First Law or Brian McClellans Powder Mage in terms of progression.
March 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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New Megan O'Keefe AND new KJ Parker ? Orbit, you are spoiling me!
March 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
God fucking damnit, Propaghandi
March 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM