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@ohtazer.goblinmo.de
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avowed dipshit, inveterate sweetie
autodidactic everything enthusiast
rooting for all things pro-social

ops for @arcadecommons.org
former admin for 🍀🐎 & hit podcast @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social
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talking with dustin about the introduction of the metro card and how MTA's early adoption put it a generation behind other transit agencies... and then remembering how mad i was when muni shifted toward the clipper card last time i lived there lmao

but like, this is what they took from us!!!
muni fast passes laid out, a full year for 2008, with beautiful colors
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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sorry mom, sorry dad, sorry college
line drawing of calvin pissing
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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these guys were about to be more dead than anyone could have thought possible.

i kept being like "damn did they find a remote island with like 30 people or something"

the details are incredible. 80s action movie brain
Gonave Island is located some 30 miles northwest of Port-au- Prince and prosecutors say it's home to about 87,000 people.
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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something i already miss about the septa line we were staying along:
service in the tunnels

things i am so happy to see back home in nyc:
more frequent train service
warm and friendly vibes on the subway
and this (music on)
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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what
a tangle of limbs and tail from a black cat sleeping on a blanket
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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wow homophobic much
screenshot of google maps directions ℹ️ Information In the event of a TWU strike, a majority of SEPTA bus routes and the L, B, T and G Metro routes will not operate. For full details, visit: septa.org/strike [it is repeated again verbatim for some reason] Updated now Source: www.septa.org
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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coquito = absolutely goated, i should make some this year.

there's also this sign that's been up forever in the public area of the building the AC workshop is in 👀
a sign on a corkboard that said "¿GOT COQUITO?" and shows prices 8oz - $12, $17 cannabis infused 32oz - $45, $60 cannabis infused some QR codes for buying from Pura Manteca
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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ALL IS LOST, THE BASTARD PREDATOR GOBLIN HAS FIGURED OUT HOW TO OPEN OUR BEDROOM DOOR
mostly dark pic, the silhouette of a door is visible, and you can dimly see a hallway in low red and blue light through its opening
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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dustin and i did confirm we got our wish: we were hoping for a party cat, Stanley was in HEAVEN
orange cat on a blanket covered lap getting pet by everyone and having a ball. pic by @puhjaymas.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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yeah lmao if you feed it the rules, then the most it can do is repeat them back in combinations that read convincingly like "knowing" but isn't, where correct answers are a matter of luck. "ai fails" is a fun thing to search lol i just did "ai math fails" and found these
human: How much is 2 plus 5? chatgpt: 2 plus 5 is equal to 7. human: My wife says it's 8. chatgpt: 2 plus 5 is actually equal to 7, not 8. It could be possible that your wife made a mistake or misunderstood the problem. human: My wife is always right. chatgpt: l apologize, I must have made an error. My training data only goes up to 2021, and I may not have the most current information. If your wife says it's 8, then it must be 8. screenshot of Google search that says "2 of 9 billion" Google AI results: Two percent of 9 billion is 20 million, or 20,000,000. There are a few ways to calculate this: Convert 2% to a decimal: Convert 2% to 0.02 and multiply it by 9,000,000,000. Use scientific notation: Convert both numbers to scientific notation and multiply them together. Use a hybrid method: Express the calculation as 2 100 x 10 9=2 x 10 7 human: Which word doesn't belong with the others? - Inch - Kilogram - Centimeter - Yard chat gpt: The word "yard" does not belong with the others because it is a unit of length, whereas the other words are units of weight or mass.
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT
steel cut oats with a dollop of Greek yogurt in the middle sprinkled with a bunch of crunchy apple bits. you can't see all the apple butter, cinnamon, nutmeg, and butter that's mixed in
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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becoming a retvrn guy but for higher marginal tax and corporate income tax rates
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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at first glance i thought this was a hobby horse and now that i know it isn't, i want to make it lol
a hobby horse, basically a broomstick with a horse head at the end for pretending you're riding a horsey
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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it didn't let me hit post :(
screenshot of bsky post draft that has a character count of 411 characters over the 300 char limit, from me: "my hot take: take the thing you disagree with on its terms and in its contexts. that doesn't mean accept them. it means, genuinely, deeply consider them. consider the dynamics that lead a person to rationally land on that outcome. your disagreement will be more persuasive, better received, and less based on flattening and assumption. you can recognize what works and makes sense and resonates while still ultimately rejecting based on whatever: signifiers, frameworks, unintended consequences, power structures, etc. you engage with less condescension and more respect for what drives other people, people that are also generally just trying to figure out what the fuck to do and who the fuck they should be
November 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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lmao i will take this as an L under "it doesn't always work" but it would be beautiful and appropriate for this to be routed out of every venue, forum, and organization :)
screenshot of quote tweet from @USA_Polling: "Genuinely what the fuck 😭" quoted tweet: Omar El-Ayat @oelayat "Apparently, the Democrats subreddit banned any posts about Mamdani lol" included screenshot of reddit post from r/OutOfTheLoop from u/JetproTC23: subject: "What's up with total absence of any post about Zohran Mamdani (Democrat candidate) winning NYC mayoral election in r/democrats?" body: "This [link] is how the front page looks like right now" Reply fun u/venom_dP "Answer: r/Democrats has banned any talk of Democratic Socialist candidates. The mods are, arguably, intentionally banning a significant portion of the Democratic party base.”
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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watching it again :)
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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he's always had the numbers to win, i have personally assumed a large margin of error on polls in his favor because they focus on "likely voters" but his power is in finally giving people a reason to vote where they didn't really have one before. saw this the other day, for example:
screenshot of tweets by kara mccurdy @karakul on twitter: l just met a 71 year old army vet on the W into Manhattan who leaned over and said "I like your bag. I voted for him on Sunday." We talked all the way to 59th St and as he got off the train he told me he's waited his whole life for somebody like Zohran 😭 He said his whole family of republicans is voting for Zohran! For them, it comes down to whose pockets are lined by whom, and the fact that Cuomo has spent his entire campaign aligning himself more with Trump than with New Yorkers showed him everything he needed to know. 10:32 AM 28 Oct 25
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Lauren coming in and absolutely wrecking the cadence of a classic simpsons clip with a "that's good, actually"
November 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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guard cat growlin at the gentlemen coming to fix a leak in the main building lol
orange swirled tabby stares into yard at ladders
October 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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this cat's curiosity is going to kill me
cropped screenshot from signal messages: sent by me: when i sat on the toilet and started peeing, Stanley jumped up and stuck his paw down the gap between the back of the seat and my buttcrack if i had been pooping he would have definitely swiped the poop
October 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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this is just literally what me and my friends do anywhere from every few weeks to 3x/wk
screenshot of bari weiss' impressively meaningless essay about Australia: The first: Hang out. But really. In the States, time with friends can feel a bit like those PETA videos of chickens on factory farms: slotted and squeezed into tight compartments. On New Year's Day in Sydney I spent seven hours at the beach. Doing what, I can't quite tell you. But seven hours spent in a shady spot by the sea with friends and food went by in the blink of an eye. I haven't had a hangout like that since college. Here, that is typical on any given Sunday. Part of the beauty of the way Australians hang out isn't just how relaxed it is, but the inclusive, rolling nature of how they socialize. I showed up for a drink at a friend's place one evening last month and within an hour four people had turned into eight and by the time I left more were en route. Happy hour is simply not a thing because it lasts only an hour. I went to an office Christmas party that began at 3 p.m. in one venue, stumbled into dinner and then morphed onto karaoke. When I hailed a cab at 11:30 I was the first to leave. In my experience, American office Christmas parties mean that everyone gets a thimbleful of lukewarm Champagne in a plastic cup. We have a lot to learn.
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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this shit is genuinely so funny
cropped screenshot of article: Karine Jean-Pierre: O.K., wait a minute. Hold on a second. cropped screenshot of article: chotiner: I'm not sure what you're saying. Karine Jean-pierre: No, no, no. Wait a minute. You are saying— cropped screenshot of article: Karine Jean-pierre: Wait a minute, wait a minute. cropped screenshot of article: Karine Jean-Pierre: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I dont—
October 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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how i feel looking at this:
a painting of tiktaalik, ostensible first terrestrial animal, edited to have a hand with a gun pointing at it
October 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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weird, can't seem to!
screenshot showing "@jkmakes.bsky.social can't be messaged"
October 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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a black cat looks up at me sitting in a sunbeam that lights up the orange hard wood floors, next to him an orange swirled tabby cat whose fur looks dangerously like hardwood is partly inside of a black laundry bag same as other pic but this time with a yin yang symbol overlaid
October 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM