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ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social
FleetwoodSlaps
@ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social
Just the average gaymer who dabbles in witchcraft and spits some facts. Introverted, but will talk about plants.

(21+; 🏳️‍🌈 They/He Folk/Bergitka (Romani); a ginger witchy/Hekatean, but not Wiccan)
DM friendly if we're moots, but no solicitations
I fuckin' finished it. For those who don't play, the book is a legendary focus in Guild Wars 2 (The Binding of Ipos). Took about a week and a half with some help, but phew. Also the scepter is Possession from the Specter elite specialization.

wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/The_Bin...
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It's a shame too because they used to put out better, factual content and I was eager to support a smaller creator—until they started throwing their ego around.
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Seriously, it's just gross.

Also the fact they were hanging around 18-19 year olds who seen them as dating material? When they're OVER 40? Yet complain about actors doing the same thing?

GURL.

Anyway, the hexing will continue. Fuck abusers who mask themselves as victims.
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Honestly, both of them are just as bad as one another.

One humps couches, the other is a brain worm who eats three day old roadkill.
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Time to erase the universal timeline. Lemme just get my wand~
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The hexing will continue until morale improves.

SPOOKY SEASON ISN'T OVER UNTIL I SAY IT IS, BITCHES.
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
(For Bluesky's purposes, this is a joke—would be down for hexing tho, lemme know. 💅)
October 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
October 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I have the occasional giggle that an abusive former friend is still stalking and running their mouth.

Gurl, I see you. How's life? Oh, it's still miserable? You don't say...
October 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Me to Stephen Miller:
October 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
"Breaking news, people die from stupidity. Again. Coming at you live is—"
October 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Me tonight, extremely zooted with a new game be like:
October 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Me trying to care for the stupid people who voted for Mango Mussolini:
October 3, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Also for those wondering what a lil' bit of my UI looks like in FFXIV;

Note: I'm not doing anything competitively (raids, etc). I just play to play. A lot of the red markers are placeholders until I can figure out what I want there (which'll take a million years).
September 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
September 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM