FleetwoodSlaps
@ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social
Just the average gaymer who dabbles in witchcraft and spits some facts. Introverted, but will talk about plants.
(21+; 🏳️🌈 They/He Folk/Bergitka (Romani); a ginger witchy/Hekatean, but not Wiccan)
DM friendly if we're moots, but no solicitations
(21+; 🏳️🌈 They/He Folk/Bergitka (Romani); a ginger witchy/Hekatean, but not Wiccan)
DM friendly if we're moots, but no solicitations
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FleetwoodSlaps
@ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social
· Nov 13
About me;
• Very witchy & witchcraft practitioner (Folk/Bergitka - Romani)
• Modern Supernatural writer.
• Historian of Folklore.
• Living my best Agatha Harkness life by hexing the conservative patriarchy.
• Collects shinies.
• Might be slightly radioactive due to the uranium glass.
• Very witchy & witchcraft practitioner (Folk/Bergitka - Romani)
• Modern Supernatural writer.
• Historian of Folklore.
• Living my best Agatha Harkness life by hexing the conservative patriarchy.
• Collects shinies.
• Might be slightly radioactive due to the uranium glass.
I really need to stop arguing with my nipples.
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I really need to stop arguing with my nipples.
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE. I READ IT FOUR TIMES THE WHOLE WAY. WHAT A RIDE. BEAUTIFUL. BREATHTAKING. I LEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT MYSELF.
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE. I READ IT FOUR TIMES THE WHOLE WAY. WHAT A RIDE. BEAUTIFUL. BREATHTAKING. I LEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT MYSELF.
On the plus side, testing the current nerfs in PvP—I don't think those nerfs will be as strong in PvE.
That said, it's so funny to see Reaper mains get super salty that they're no longer the problem children.
That said, it's so funny to see Reaper mains get super salty that they're no longer the problem children.
Oh god. That moment when you unfollow a GW2 content creator/streamer because they're getting an ego.
Not only have they started to post incorrect information (especially on Necromancer traits for builds), they just kill chat vibes by thinking that they're correct. The wiki exists for a reason.
Not only have they started to post incorrect information (especially on Necromancer traits for builds), they just kill chat vibes by thinking that they're correct. The wiki exists for a reason.
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
On the plus side, testing the current nerfs in PvP—I don't think those nerfs will be as strong in PvE.
That said, it's so funny to see Reaper mains get super salty that they're no longer the problem children.
That said, it's so funny to see Reaper mains get super salty that they're no longer the problem children.
*Wicked enters the chat*
ISAAC NEWTON: gravity is what keeps us from just aimlessly floating around
A FISH: what the fuck are you talking about
A FISH: what the fuck are you talking about
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
*Wicked enters the chat*
Oh god. That moment when you unfollow a GW2 content creator/streamer because they're getting an ego.
Not only have they started to post incorrect information (especially on Necromancer traits for builds), they just kill chat vibes by thinking that they're correct. The wiki exists for a reason.
Not only have they started to post incorrect information (especially on Necromancer traits for builds), they just kill chat vibes by thinking that they're correct. The wiki exists for a reason.
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Oh god. That moment when you unfollow a GW2 content creator/streamer because they're getting an ego.
Not only have they started to post incorrect information (especially on Necromancer traits for builds), they just kill chat vibes by thinking that they're correct. The wiki exists for a reason.
Not only have they started to post incorrect information (especially on Necromancer traits for builds), they just kill chat vibes by thinking that they're correct. The wiki exists for a reason.
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Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
Ooooh... Even MORE sigil shenanigans? 👀
Here we go, #WitchSky, #OccultSky, #PaganSky and #ParanormalSky. The info you need to take part in #ProjektLunarSigil, my free #BlueSky based #SigilBomb from the 14th to the 20th, with charging on #Yule. The #Litha one was a success, by sharing this with your followers December's can be even bigger.
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Ooooh... Even MORE sigil shenanigans? 👀
Gross. Former friend is now going back to a mutual platform as if they didn't manufacture a bunch of drama within the friend group ABOUT said platform.
They're part of the reason why those of us who ARE victims aren't taken seriously. Just this year they lied about being abused by PirateSoftware.
They're part of the reason why those of us who ARE victims aren't taken seriously. Just this year they lied about being abused by PirateSoftware.
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Gross. Former friend is now going back to a mutual platform as if they didn't manufacture a bunch of drama within the friend group ABOUT said platform.
They're part of the reason why those of us who ARE victims aren't taken seriously. Just this year they lied about being abused by PirateSoftware.
They're part of the reason why those of us who ARE victims aren't taken seriously. Just this year they lied about being abused by PirateSoftware.
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Oh damn, we got Da Vinci from the dead now?
WHO PRACTICED NECROMANCY AND DIDN'T INVITE ME?
WHO PRACTICED NECROMANCY AND DIDN'T INVITE ME?
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Oh damn, we got Da Vinci from the dead now?
WHO PRACTICED NECROMANCY AND DIDN'T INVITE ME?
WHO PRACTICED NECROMANCY AND DIDN'T INVITE ME?
Why does the ShamWow guy seem like he smokes rocks? Oh.
Ohhhhhhh.
Ohhhhhhh.
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Why does the ShamWow guy seem like he smokes rocks? Oh.
Ohhhhhhh.
Ohhhhhhh.
I don't need AI to roast someone. How do I roast someone like Elon Musk when life already has?
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I don't need AI to roast someone. How do I roast someone like Elon Musk when life already has?
Time to break Ritualist again! Hopefully my computer behaves after a weird issue yesterday.
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Time to break Ritualist again! Hopefully my computer behaves after a weird issue yesterday.
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How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
June 16, 2023 at 2:37 PM
How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
Having really looked into this case—it's fucking ghoulish of OpenAI to even use that stance. A minor "failing to heed warnings and obtain help" despite the fact that the chat bot was supposed to link him up to a real person and DIDN'T.
Several. Fucking. Times.
Several. Fucking. Times.
“OpenAI’s court filing argued that the harms in this case were at least partly caused by Raine’s ‘failure to heed warnings, obtain help, or otherwise exercise reasonable care,’ as well as the ‘failure of others to respond to his obvious signs of distress.’”
OpenAI denies allegations that ChatGPT is to blame for a teenager's suicide
Adam Raine's family sued the AI company in August. On Tuesday, OpenAI said in a new court filing that it isn't responsible for the teen's death.
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Having really looked into this case—it's fucking ghoulish of OpenAI to even use that stance. A minor "failing to heed warnings and obtain help" despite the fact that the chat bot was supposed to link him up to a real person and DIDN'T.
Several. Fucking. Times.
Several. Fucking. Times.
Never forget how excited he was that he spammed our mails.
GOTTA LOVE THE BIRTHDAY BOY
GOTTA LOVE THE BIRTHDAY BOY
🎉 The Gnashbash "Birthday" Celebration is back! Head to Lion’s Arch for a special Black Lion Trading Company event, now through Dec 2. Don’t miss out!
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Never forget how excited he was that he spammed our mails.
GOTTA LOVE THE BIRTHDAY BOY
GOTTA LOVE THE BIRTHDAY BOY
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The Onion Reviews 'The Hunger Games Catching Fire'
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The Onion Reviews 'The Hunger Games Catching Fire'
*Incoherent screaming noises*
a white cat is sitting on a table with its mouth open .
ALT: a white cat is sitting on a table with its mouth open .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
*Incoherent screaming noises*
Nearly finished the precursor. I need an estimated 190 gold for recipe expenses (lel I am SO POOR)
I'm using the Maguuma variant though because I haven't done that content in forever and I crave the forest. Will this come back to haunt me?
Yes. Absolutely.
I'm using the Maguuma variant though because I haven't done that content in forever and I crave the forest. Will this come back to haunt me?
Yes. Absolutely.
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Nearly finished the precursor. I need an estimated 190 gold for recipe expenses (lel I am SO POOR)
I'm using the Maguuma variant though because I haven't done that content in forever and I crave the forest. Will this come back to haunt me?
Yes. Absolutely.
I'm using the Maguuma variant though because I haven't done that content in forever and I crave the forest. Will this come back to haunt me?
Yes. Absolutely.
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1. Nearly every transgender person walks this earth knowing people like us who are no longer with us.
In writing about transgender people every day, I hold in my heart the people who are now our ancestors, and I try to bring their light forward.
These are the people I'm remembering today.
In writing about transgender people every day, I hold in my heart the people who are now our ancestors, and I try to bring their light forward.
These are the people I'm remembering today.
The People I Remember On This Trans Day Of Remembrance
Elisa Shupe, Lia Smith, Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, and so many more names are worth remembering today.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
1. Nearly every transgender person walks this earth knowing people like us who are no longer with us.
In writing about transgender people every day, I hold in my heart the people who are now our ancestors, and I try to bring their light forward.
These are the people I'm remembering today.
In writing about transgender people every day, I hold in my heart the people who are now our ancestors, and I try to bring their light forward.
These are the people I'm remembering today.
Leavitt: "They're lawful! ...We just can't leave the country because we're about to commit various war crimes. Again."
LEAVITT: They are encouraging service members not to follow lawful orders!
REPORTER: They're talking about illegal orders
LEAVITT: They're suggesting the president has given illegal orders, which he has not. Every single order given is lawful.
REPORTER: They're talking about illegal orders
LEAVITT: They're suggesting the president has given illegal orders, which he has not. Every single order given is lawful.
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Leavitt: "They're lawful! ...We just can't leave the country because we're about to commit various war crimes. Again."
I have a lot of former friends because they think that Trump is just going to go quietly.
He's not and neither is his racist, fascist movement. Anyone supporting or bending the knee need a history lesson on what happened in the 1930's and 1940's.
They're the people who their grandparents fought.
He's not and neither is his racist, fascist movement. Anyone supporting or bending the knee need a history lesson on what happened in the 1930's and 1940's.
They're the people who their grandparents fought.
You think this guy is gonna willingly leave after his term? Lol. Think about J6 and that was before he was just out and out saying shit like this. Why do you think he is angry about people telling the military to follow the Constitution? He's got plans for the military. And he's building a bunker
Insanity
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I have a lot of former friends because they think that Trump is just going to go quietly.
He's not and neither is his racist, fascist movement. Anyone supporting or bending the knee need a history lesson on what happened in the 1930's and 1940's.
They're the people who their grandparents fought.
He's not and neither is his racist, fascist movement. Anyone supporting or bending the knee need a history lesson on what happened in the 1930's and 1940's.
They're the people who their grandparents fought.
Oh god, starting on the Binding of Ipos and I think it's the one Legendary that's going to KIIIIIIIIIILL me via the materials cost.
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/The_Bin...
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/The_Bin...
The Binding of Ipos - Guild Wars 2 Wiki (GW2W)
wiki.guildwars2.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Oh god, starting on the Binding of Ipos and I think it's the one Legendary that's going to KIIIIIIIIIILL me via the materials cost.
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/The_Bin...
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/The_Bin...
Me: *Got perfectly sleepy at a reasonable hour and tries to sleep*
ONE HOUR LATER
Nose: "Oh you even had nice, clean sheets! It'd be a shame if I decided to bleed all over it."
So damn tired.
ONE HOUR LATER
Nose: "Oh you even had nice, clean sheets! It'd be a shame if I decided to bleed all over it."
So damn tired.
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Me: *Got perfectly sleepy at a reasonable hour and tries to sleep*
ONE HOUR LATER
Nose: "Oh you even had nice, clean sheets! It'd be a shame if I decided to bleed all over it."
So damn tired.
ONE HOUR LATER
Nose: "Oh you even had nice, clean sheets! It'd be a shame if I decided to bleed all over it."
So damn tired.