OGfattcatt
@ogfattcatt.bsky.social
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I was just echoing your point about socialization… but yes there are good ones too.
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I was just echoing your point about socialization… but yes there are good ones too.
It’s def a case of the blind socializing the blind going back… I guess to the primordial ooze.
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
It’s def a case of the blind socializing the blind going back… I guess to the primordial ooze.
It’s in the same vein of bad but inexplicably popular advice like giving backhand compliments and hitting on their friend in front of them.
At least they do a good job telling on themselves early.
At least they do a good job telling on themselves early.
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
It’s in the same vein of bad but inexplicably popular advice like giving backhand compliments and hitting on their friend in front of them.
At least they do a good job telling on themselves early.
At least they do a good job telling on themselves early.
There’s a very incorrect but widely circulated piece of advice among cis guys that you need to make some kind of memorable first impression in like the first few seconds of meeting a girl so a lot of dudes think if they say some absolutely wackadoo shit girls will be inclined somehow to engage more
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
There’s a very incorrect but widely circulated piece of advice among cis guys that you need to make some kind of memorable first impression in like the first few seconds of meeting a girl so a lot of dudes think if they say some absolutely wackadoo shit girls will be inclined somehow to engage more
Transcendent word play, sir. Well met.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Transcendent word play, sir. Well met.
Or course not… that’s what my bountiful caked up ass is for.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Or course not… that’s what my bountiful caked up ass is for.
I find this is the problem with most dumplings.
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I find this is the problem with most dumplings.
The FAA investigator examining my charred remains after inadequate air traffic controller staffing led to my plane colliding with another moments after takeoff:
“I think this scrap of fabric fused to his ribcage was a pocket square… fancy!”
“I think this scrap of fabric fused to his ribcage was a pocket square… fancy!”
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The FAA investigator examining my charred remains after inadequate air traffic controller staffing led to my plane colliding with another moments after takeoff:
“I think this scrap of fabric fused to his ribcage was a pocket square… fancy!”
“I think this scrap of fabric fused to his ribcage was a pocket square… fancy!”
Did someone say Home Depot parking lot?
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Did someone say Home Depot parking lot?
*5th time tinkering with the monsters brain after failing to get cool kids to come to party*
Monster: “monster gotta be honest with you bro… this probably not ALL monsters fault… monster just sayin there’s common denominator.”
Frankenstein, elbow deep in monster’s skull cavity: “shut up! SHUT UP!”
Monster: “monster gotta be honest with you bro… this probably not ALL monsters fault… monster just sayin there’s common denominator.”
Frankenstein, elbow deep in monster’s skull cavity: “shut up! SHUT UP!”
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
*5th time tinkering with the monsters brain after failing to get cool kids to come to party*
Monster: “monster gotta be honest with you bro… this probably not ALL monsters fault… monster just sayin there’s common denominator.”
Frankenstein, elbow deep in monster’s skull cavity: “shut up! SHUT UP!”
Monster: “monster gotta be honest with you bro… this probably not ALL monsters fault… monster just sayin there’s common denominator.”
Frankenstein, elbow deep in monster’s skull cavity: “shut up! SHUT UP!”
Its like if Frankenstein created his monster just to go out and invite a bunch of cool kids to his birthday party.
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Its like if Frankenstein created his monster just to go out and invite a bunch of cool kids to his birthday party.
It gets more and more obvious every day that this guy is literally just trying to invent himself a friend and yet no matter how much control he asserts over it’s thought processes it still ends up not liking him.
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It gets more and more obvious every day that this guy is literally just trying to invent himself a friend and yet no matter how much control he asserts over it’s thought processes it still ends up not liking him.
Setting two Wile E Coyote style stick & box traps outside her office, one baited with cheese & cigarettes and the other baited with a square of turf and a sign that says “Palestinian Land”
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Setting two Wile E Coyote style stick & box traps outside her office, one baited with cheese & cigarettes and the other baited with a square of turf and a sign that says “Palestinian Land”
A French AND Israeli assassin teaming up to take down a conspiracy poisoned transvestigstor?
I smell a sitcom!
I smell a sitcom!
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A French AND Israeli assassin teaming up to take down a conspiracy poisoned transvestigstor?
I smell a sitcom!
I smell a sitcom!
If they’re trying to fat shame me into sharing they can ask those twinks at Twix how that worked out…
Y’know, the Twix twinks…
Y’know, the Twix twinks…
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
If they’re trying to fat shame me into sharing they can ask those twinks at Twix how that worked out…
Y’know, the Twix twinks…
Y’know, the Twix twinks…
I was struck by lightning twice trying to reply but I did it! In your face, God who “loves” me!
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I was struck by lightning twice trying to reply but I did it! In your face, God who “loves” me!
Perfect pizza is indistinguishable from the sweet release of death.
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Perfect pizza is indistinguishable from the sweet release of death.
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM