a small boot but it's bouncy | mads
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Mads Baker: Two-spirit Metis writer and artist posting cats, music memes, and trans guy things. Beware that this boat can run aground, making the ocean floor weep.
I will literally never wear this shirt because the yellow is horrendous on me, but it's so funny. I couldn't NOT get it.
January 30, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I will literally never wear this shirt because the yellow is horrendous on me, but it's so funny. I couldn't NOT get it.
Do you ever think about how much more you might achieve without the distraction of the internet, bc this morning I re-covered all the cushions on my makeshift cat bed
January 29, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Do you ever think about how much more you might achieve without the distraction of the internet, bc this morning I re-covered all the cushions on my makeshift cat bed
This is just a concept sketch because precise work is not my forte, but looking at getting a new tattoo soon 🫶🏻
January 28, 2026 at 9:58 PM
This is just a concept sketch because precise work is not my forte, but looking at getting a new tattoo soon 🫶🏻
Added a Kpop shelf to my knick-knack shelf. It’s small now but hopefully it’ll grow ❤️
January 27, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Added a Kpop shelf to my knick-knack shelf. It’s small now but hopefully it’ll grow ❤️
My neighborhood watch making sure no bird goes by without being ekekekekekek’d at
January 26, 2026 at 5:32 PM
My neighborhood watch making sure no bird goes by without being ekekekekekek’d at
With the utmost respect, I must say that the guy that played Lucas on Stranger Things grew up ludicrously handsome.
January 19, 2026 at 6:40 PM
With the utmost respect, I must say that the guy that played Lucas on Stranger Things grew up ludicrously handsome.
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January 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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Got gendered male by a total stranger today so you cannot tell me literally anything
January 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Got gendered male by a total stranger today so you cannot tell me literally anything
Got two more albums today, Enhypen’s Orange Blood (my son Ni-ki version) and JustB’s Nanugi
January 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Got two more albums today, Enhypen’s Orange Blood (my son Ni-ki version) and JustB’s Nanugi
NGL, this is unrelated to the fuckin banger song linked below but I always see two dates written consecutively in that way and assume it's birth and death years, so I had a brief genius moment of "wow Alice Cooper was only... a year old..."
January 14, 2026 at 5:33 PM
NGL, this is unrelated to the fuckin banger song linked below but I always see two dates written consecutively in that way and assume it's birth and death years, so I had a brief genius moment of "wow Alice Cooper was only... a year old..."
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[📷] ATEEZ(에이티즈) GOLDEN HOUR : Part.4
Concept Photo 1
#JONGHO #종호
2026. 02. 06 2PM RELEASE
📎Pre-save/add: ateez.sng.to/golden-hour-...
#ATEEZ #에이티즈
#GOLDENHOUR #GOLDENHOUR_Part4
Concept Photo 1
#JONGHO #종호
2026. 02. 06 2PM RELEASE
📎Pre-save/add: ateez.sng.to/golden-hour-...
#ATEEZ #에이티즈
#GOLDENHOUR #GOLDENHOUR_Part4
January 14, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.
Reposted by a small boot but it's bouncy | mads
Adjusting my language immediately
January 13, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Adjusting my language immediately
No new pictures
where are you mentally?
where are you mentally?
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
No new pictures
where are you mentally?
where are you mentally?
I may have tiny kitten paw hands but when I'm offered some family bling, I take it.
January 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I may have tiny kitten paw hands but when I'm offered some family bling, I take it.
Casting suggestion for Melania Movie…
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Casting suggestion for Melania Movie…
BOING
January 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
BOING
I realize my mirror is dire but pls ignore for now bc this binder MEANS BUSINESS and I have to share.
January 11, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I realize my mirror is dire but pls ignore for now bc this binder MEANS BUSINESS and I have to share.
I’ve had these two for five years. They are my everything ❤️
January 10, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I’ve had these two for five years. They are my everything ❤️
Wait... this is a legit life purpose? I've wasted so much time and energy on existential breakdowns!!
January 8, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Wait... this is a legit life purpose? I've wasted so much time and energy on existential breakdowns!!
Today’s mood
January 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Today’s mood
I finally found a binder that doesn't just make me look like a b-cup in a sports bra and it is GIVING, but I strongly suspect I'll have to cut myself out of it tonight.
January 7, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I finally found a binder that doesn't just make me look like a b-cup in a sports bra and it is GIVING, but I strongly suspect I'll have to cut myself out of it tonight.
"I love my country but it wears a uniform
Speaks with foreign guns
In the background you can almost hear the sound of intervention
And I don't know when liberty fell
But we rang every mission bell
We rang them loud and clearly to a world that wouldn't listen"
Speaks with foreign guns
In the background you can almost hear the sound of intervention
And I don't know when liberty fell
But we rang every mission bell
We rang them loud and clearly to a world that wouldn't listen"
January 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
"I love my country but it wears a uniform
Speaks with foreign guns
In the background you can almost hear the sound of intervention
And I don't know when liberty fell
But we rang every mission bell
We rang them loud and clearly to a world that wouldn't listen"
Speaks with foreign guns
In the background you can almost hear the sound of intervention
And I don't know when liberty fell
But we rang every mission bell
We rang them loud and clearly to a world that wouldn't listen"
This is what I look like scrolling social media
January 4, 2026 at 8:09 PM
This is what I look like scrolling social media