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The Pink Crustacean
@offtoseethelizard.bsky.social
Accepting only fresh brine.
Cuties! I’m a crab guy on here, but let it be known that, in actuality, I am a common harbor seal.
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I love her.
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’d put that on my wall. I love timtam.
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I love she
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
One of those is also my birfday. Double release.
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Mars is actually wicked smart when you think about it. Going from that statement to “you better tip me” tells me that, just from this interaction, she knows something’s up, she knows Pepper is lying, and she wants to know what and why. That was basically Mars-speak for, “bullshit, but keep talking.”
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Dude I love them
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Read this in their voice
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Context: a slack tide is the period between high and low tide where the current dies off for a while. During this, fish seem to stop hunting and feeding for the most part. Predators relax and mill around and prey get to explore new areas unafraid. It’s a natural ceasefire. An hour or so of peace.
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Nice
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Very tropical cow you have here
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
MANATEE! THATS MY FAVORITE MAMMAL
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I just got through one of those myself. I got through it, and so will you. Best of luck Sarah.
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I love him. 😭
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I really need to know what their name is
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
They’re the same picture
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM