The Pink Crustacean
@offtoseethelizard.bsky.social
Accepting only fresh brine.
It’s fish of the week Tuesday once again, and today I’m feeling microfish. Our new champ for the last week in November shall be the humble pea puffer. Look upon him, ye mighty, for you may be big, but he is small!
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It’s fish of the week Tuesday once again, and today I’m feeling microfish. Our new champ for the last week in November shall be the humble pea puffer. Look upon him, ye mighty, for you may be big, but he is small!
I love her.
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I love her.
I am proud to announce (in the nick of time in fact) that the new fish of the week on this fine fish of the week Tuesday is the humble sheepshead. Look at him. What a guy.
November 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I am proud to announce (in the nick of time in fact) that the new fish of the week on this fine fish of the week Tuesday is the humble sheepshead. Look at him. What a guy.
They are friends
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
They are friends
You know what it is: Fish of the week Tuesday baybeee! This week we’re going from a mini-flyweight to a bonafide cruiserweight champ in our friend, the Arapaima. What a guy. What a fish. A worthy fish of the week on this fine fish of the week Tuesday. Give him a hand folks.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
You know what it is: Fish of the week Tuesday baybeee! This week we’re going from a mini-flyweight to a bonafide cruiserweight champ in our friend, the Arapaima. What a guy. What a fish. A worthy fish of the week on this fine fish of the week Tuesday. Give him a hand folks.
FISH OF THE WEEK TUESDAY AT LAST! For this long-awaited update, I will be handing the crown over from our friend the snakehead to a new champion-the Siamese fighting fish himself, our old pal the betta. I love these guys so much. What a fine way to kick off November. Fins up!
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
FISH OF THE WEEK TUESDAY AT LAST! For this long-awaited update, I will be handing the crown over from our friend the snakehead to a new champion-the Siamese fighting fish himself, our old pal the betta. I love these guys so much. What a fine way to kick off November. Fins up!
Dang. Ur right. Thank you.
October 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Dang. Ur right. Thank you.
I am extending the snakehead’s title of fish of the week for the time being. I need to tend to my work and reevaluate my ability to manage this weekly tradition. I apologize. I have failed the fish, and I have failed you.
October 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I am extending the snakehead’s title of fish of the week for the time being. I need to tend to my work and reevaluate my ability to manage this weekly tradition. I apologize. I have failed the fish, and I have failed you.
Believe it, sister.
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Believe it, sister.
I love them. I love them so much.
October 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I love them. I love them so much.
They were really on it when they gave Meowth his dub voice
October 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
They were really on it when they gave Meowth his dub voice
This is how I pull up to the function
October 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This is how I pull up to the function
FISH OF THE WEEK TUESDAY!
And what a fish of the week, and what a Tuesday, it truly is. This week we’re giving the crown to my main man the snakehead. I saw a show on animal planet about this guy when I was little and it scared me for several years. Very cool. Thank you the snakehead.
And what a fish of the week, and what a Tuesday, it truly is. This week we’re giving the crown to my main man the snakehead. I saw a show on animal planet about this guy when I was little and it scared me for several years. Very cool. Thank you the snakehead.
October 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
FISH OF THE WEEK TUESDAY!
And what a fish of the week, and what a Tuesday, it truly is. This week we’re giving the crown to my main man the snakehead. I saw a show on animal planet about this guy when I was little and it scared me for several years. Very cool. Thank you the snakehead.
And what a fish of the week, and what a Tuesday, it truly is. This week we’re giving the crown to my main man the snakehead. I saw a show on animal planet about this guy when I was little and it scared me for several years. Very cool. Thank you the snakehead.
I’ve been considering getting into beyblade. There’s a kraken one and a whale one. There’s also a turtle one and I like that one too.
October 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’ve been considering getting into beyblade. There’s a kraken one and a whale one. There’s also a turtle one and I like that one too.
The artifact has been found. The prophecy has been set in motion.
October 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The artifact has been found. The prophecy has been set in motion.
Revengeance
October 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Revengeance
