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changing my position on who needs to walk under the falling pianos. establishment democrats
January 15, 2026 at 1:24 AM
normalize responding to bullshit with bullshit
January 14, 2026 at 9:27 AM
if luigi were actually guilty id break him out and rearm him
January 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
the guns ice should be issued
January 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
someone should drop a really big piano onto the white house from space. while all of the executive branch is in it
January 7, 2026 at 3:52 AM
i can smell ai slop and i will gradually undermine you until you suffer for defiling my senses
January 7, 2026 at 3:50 AM
if the epstein files have literally any effect on the composition of the us govt ill eat my fucking shorts
December 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
All Presidential Portraits Removed from White House to Make Way for Gilded Cuck Chair
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
scrolling through my 5000 three minute timers in the clock app until i find the good one
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
fun snack idea: can of refried beans

make it vegetarian! vegetarian refried beans
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Reposted by logan
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
i don't know about this nyc guy. the red trilby or whatever seems over the top
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
i live in a dystopian shithole country
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
ai will push real people to create shittier content that cannot be imitated by machine much less conceived of by c suite fucks
October 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
at the pharmacy your drugs are ready when u get there but they got a deal with Big Supplements to make u browse a weird selection of shelf-stable goods for 10 mins
October 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
conservatives going bullish on uncut is the character arc no one saw coming
October 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
fyi if u put a sponsored survey in my feed im submitting the most statistically random information possible
October 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
New Study Suggests That Doing Literally Anything Pleasant Shortens Your Healthy Lifespan on this Shit-Ass Rock Globe
October 7, 2025 at 7:26 AM
how to remove conservative scented content from my youtube feed please help i just wanted to watch a car video
October 7, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Rapture at Scale: Reliably Harnessing the Second Coming to Reduce Our Dependence on Conventional Rocketry
September 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
why are mac settings so pretentious. "key light" you know what i mean don't fucking "illuminate keyboard" me
August 15, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
sam altman is going to get personally offended at "clanker" sometime in the near future
August 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
st*p fucking censoring shit guys you're allowed to piss on the internet
August 1, 2025 at 9:02 AM
in my utopian society you must sell plant based foods at cost rather than pricing them at whatever you can get rich white people to pay
June 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM