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Hey why the fuck does South Africa have three capitals?
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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listening to juicy j in the morning feels more degenerate. this is not 7am subject matter
December 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Cranberries voice is just Pearl Jam voice. Girl Jam. Also I’m not suicidal and I’m a strong swimmer.
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I flat out do not trust nor entertain thinkers who employ scientific examples or methodology to metaphysical or otherwise purely philosophical readings.
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My incredibly nervous energy and neurotic terror in public spaces is apparently “hot girl shit”.
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I get it if you wanna look at your Spotify wrapped but don’t share that online man there’s kids on here.
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Seasonal job brought me in to train and are dragging on calling me back
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
*showing up to the party already completely hammered* I SAY I SAY DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE A GENTLEMAN COULD PROCURE A SUCCULENT LITTLE BUMP AT THIS HOUR?
December 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
It upsets me that right wingers see extreme genres and styles of art and glom onto them for their visceral natures. It’s akin to witnessing the suffering another human endures and shares with the world and glorifying that as a good thing.
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
No straight man could ever write a song like John Wayne Gacy Jr. it’s just not in them
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
400 pages into a book that I only read on my phone on the bus. Showed my friend my method and he told me I belong in prison for it.
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Got called gay by my uncle for liking the movie version of Annie when I was 3. That was the day I became the Dennis Rodman of code switching (to be fair that was a little gay of me though)
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Big fan of science fiction authors all agreeing that space war is basically analogous to boat war (administrative structure, operational congruence, pirates)
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Performativity is not inauthenticity, even if it is easier to conflate the two.
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 AM
To be clear, the examined life is not worth living either
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
AI art circumvents the actual meaning of art at its core. It merely positions it as ‘some good to be sold’ rather than ‘an endeavor into making’.
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Upset that books and libraries and working hard are cool now and tv and being lazy are for lames.
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Reposted by Tan c:
Once again tapping the “complicit not incompetent” sign
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I want that little freak Curtis Sliwa to get so many of the remaining votes in this election. I actually have a weird soft spot for him and I want him to walk away from this with some credit to the aspects of him that seem genuine and good.
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Old ultra-right wing writing loved to paint Nietzsche as a ‘socialist infecting the morals of the populace’ which makes it nuts that he is now often decried for the exact opposite in German history?
November 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
God it must be so annoying to learn English as a second language and find native speakers cannot spell anything properly. Like imagine learning words for the first time and you can’t hold conversation because other people can’t spell in their native tongue.
October 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The argument needs to shift in the US to calling out bad policy as ‘embarrassing’ in relation to the world. It’s embarrassing to lack good healthcare versus the rest of the world. Literacy rates, infrastructure, media bias, standards of living, wages: all embarrassing on a relative scale.
October 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I’m gonna be real the thing that I have seen NONE of in the discussion surrounding that one killing in Utah is that he was a muckraking agitator that was useful to bad faith actors. He was not a person worthy of consideration outside of his ability to debase open discussion.
October 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Guy who thinks we’re all complaining about a guy named Al
October 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Lightning hot take but I don’t tolerate Florida slander. Arizona and Utah are WAY worse states and have way shittier people and drivers and music and food. They have awful fucking food versus Florida and no theme parks or culture or anything of value. Florida isn’t even a bottom 10 state.
October 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM