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fishnets day
a collage image of me, a pale femme, wearing mostly fishnets a collage of images of me, a pale femme, wearing mostly fishnets
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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AIO: i (29F) was gone for a week and when i got back my boyfriend (34M) was so horny he said this packaging got him going and he started barking like a dog and humping my leg and i just wanted to know if i was overreacting by putting him in the cage for the night?
image of legs. or the lack of legs, depending on if you see the white parts of the image as the image or the background. the leg cutouts are black
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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i was completely sober on my flight. i was also snapping pics of my movie screen like it was a live concert
image of a tiny screen on the back of an airplane seat; on it is dr ian malcom, played by jeff goldblum, looking handsome and cool in a leather jacket image of a tiny screen on the back of an airplane seat; laura dern and dewanda wise are in a vehicle and a dinosaurs mouth approaches image of a tiny screen on the back of an airplane seat; a velociraptor and her baby embrace in the tall ferns image of a tiny screen on the back of an airplane seat; a herd of dinosaurs runs wild with a herd of wild horses in front of the sunset
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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not sure what to purchase today, or tomorrow? consider: some new art
pink background digital line drawing of a hand and mouth, saying, "wanna smoke?" a green background digital line drawing of a plant with "let me grow" a digital line drawing of a koi fish with the words, "sometimes things are good enough" a digital line drawing of a hand squeezing an orange; "no pressure"
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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me and who
trump smiling broadly at mamdani in the oval office
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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good morning
banana bets; a photo of, a banana person, smoking a joint, with my eyes and mouth
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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officer down meme; a bright star with confetti and balloons announces, "officers testicles down"
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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jar jar binks mentioned
mirror selfie of me in jar jar binks mask with a calico colored dress on
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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geen !
screenshot of photo album called "geen" with 30 or so photos of green stuff, grass and bushes and such
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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please please please please
screenshot of received twitter dm that just says "please" repeated over and over, filling the screen
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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new pfp again sorry folks
lesley ann warren in clue (1985) just after saying, "it's my defense mechanism" to colonel mustard, in response to him asking about her need to make jokes at a time like this. she stands in the kitchen, in front of a white table and white tiled wall, wearing a blue gown and smoking a massive fuckin png joint i've added
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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my socks are wet from a puddle but i smile through the pain
selfie of me, a pale femme person with red hair and a red jacket and pink glasses. i'm smiling at you slightly
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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sleepy
selfie of me, a pale femme with brown hair and glasses, looking tired selfie of me again, glasses off, rubbing my eye
August 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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in case u forgot i literally look like this
selfie of me, a pale femme person with brown hair and pink glasses
August 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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chillin
photo of my hand and legs in the tub, my hand holds a joint. the tub is empty of water
August 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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beach day girl friend
mirror selfie of me, pale femme in bathing suit and adventure hat with a nicotine patch taped onto me with electrical tape selfie of me, pale femme at the beach in adventure hat and drinking a marg
August 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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threads blows
screenshot of my threads feed. it's completely empty. zero. zilch. the app has failed to load
August 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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happy monday motherfuckers
selfie of me in a white wide brimmed hat and a sun guard on the beach
August 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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crafting! on the beach
my mushroom embroidery kit held in front of a beachy lake
August 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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posting feet
pov photo of my pale legs stuck into the sand such that you cannot see my toes
August 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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crafting! in the car
image of my hand holding my embroidery hoop with a working project of some mushrooms and ferns in front of a car window
August 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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god is real
my hand holding a shirley temple full of cherries and a cigarette
August 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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starship troopers meme "i'm doing my part!" a woman in nondescript war gear stands in a line
August 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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the promised land is here
a cigarette vending machine
August 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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play the foot game
witcher 3 wild hunt opening sequence screenshot of geralt in the bath with his feet out facing the camera
August 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM