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he/him 🏳️‍⚧️. Depressed programmer. I make distributed systems that fail at scale in the most inconvenient moment.

All children should have the opportunity to make a better life than their parents.

Everyone should have the right to exist and be acknowledged.
Ma Vance probably didn't let it rest after cooking in fear of JD fucking it.
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
He won't stop until the last diaper is filled.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Biden built the Lincoln Memorial now?
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Heinrich Himmler – Wikipedia
no.wikipedia.org
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Du vet, hvem andre som var besatt av klesstil og fremtreden?
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Schutzstaffel
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
You know who else were obsessed by optics in clothing?

Of course, you do.
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Madammen er et godt eksempel. Skyflet frem og tilbake i 4 år mellom ulike "rådgivere" og konsulenter som ikke gjorde stort annet enn å rote vekk papirene hun sendte inn.

Kranglet seg til støtte for omskolering, mot NAVs anbefalinger, søkte jobber selv og er nå tilbake i full jobb.
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Here's one list of potential ideas for ending this war:

1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine.
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Git
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This is the least surprising thing I have read today 🙃
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It's all just one Post-It note with "100 trillion dollars" written on it, passed between the companies at regular intervals.
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Murder?
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Det er kanskje noe som kommer med alderen. Når jeg var liten kunne jeg lett tømme en helflaske Jack Daniels på vors. Skulle jeg prøvd det samme idag tror jeg det hadde endt med en stor scene og påfølgende skilsmisse.
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Reposted by O.7.zip
There's a lot of panic about social media and the Bad Things it exposes kids to and a lot of laws proposing to let parents control when (or if) their kids can use social media. Friends, your kids are going to use social media no matter what. All you can control is whether they ask you for help.
January 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Hm... jeg ser episoden der de skal på skolen nå, der det først er null kontroll når de kommer på dag 2 og kommer hjem tidligere fordi rektor hadde pisket alle andre barna.

Det så traumatisk ut.
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My son contributes to climate change. I love him anyway.
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Slipper ikke unna MDG i en Suzuki. Du må, som minimum, ha en Ford Explorer eller Land Rover.
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM