I do not feel "Safer with Susan"...

Somehow she managed to both sod off to obscurity where she belongs and not notice she'd sodded off into obscurity where she belongs.

There's an even more direct comparison...
thehardtackle.com/2013/how-mus...

One time I had some selfish twunt do this during boarding, so they smacked me hard in the hip with their seat before I'd even sat down.

It was definitely a coincidence when my carry-on bag came crashing down on them from a great height immediately afterwards...

Anyway, here's the annual playlist - or at least what I could salvage. But hey, at least we didn't have those weird AI commentators this year...

5. Wrapped claimed that Lana Del Rey was my third most-listened to artist. As above, I listened to one of her songs, once. I listened to whole albums by at least half a dozen other artists.

6. A video from The Marias thanking me for listening to 0:00 of their music was downright Kafkaesque.

3. The number of streams listed is also suspect. I know I listened to Lana Del Rey's Henry, come on just once. Wrapped insisted that I listened to it 3 or 4 times.

4. Wrapped claimed I used the platform for 20+ hours this year. Off the top of my head I would say eight hours, ten tops.

2. The Wrapped playlist is filled with songs from artists I know I didn't listen to, yet I know I listened to (among others) Deftones' White Pony and NIN's With Teeth on the anniversaries of their release, and a whole lot of Ozzy/Sabbath after Ozzy's death. None of these made my Wrapped playlist.

"I didn't vote for wars US troops aren't involved in, hyuk-hyuk!"

Don't worry, I'm sure someday one of your attempts at sounding clever will work out for you.