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We combine the wit of top comedy writers and the talents of stand-up comedians to deliver a fresh take on news.

Not fake, not fiction, just reality caught wearing clown shoes. This is journalism’s funhouse mirror. This is Odd News.

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God works in mysterious ways... this was not one of the good ones

#cars #carchase #chase #God #Pennsylvania #police #OddNews
Lebanon County Man Claims To Be God Following High-Speed Chase, Divine Intervention
God works in mysterious ways… this was not one of the good ones…
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December 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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A bold reimagining of naval power that swaps hydrodynamics for vibes.

#battleship #DonaldTrump #navy #usa #warship #OddNews
Trump Unveils New Cybertruck-Inspired Battleship Design
A bold reimagining of naval power that swaps hydrodynamics for vibes.
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December 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Proof that if you destroy a city enough times, eventually they give you a statue and a job in hospitality.

#airport #godzilla #japan #movie #nuclear #tokyo #OddNews
Tokyo Airport Installs Godzilla Statue To Welcome Visitors to City He Has Repeatedly Destroyed
Proof that if you destroy a city enough times, eventually they give you a statue and a job in hospitality.
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December 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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A crisis line for when your enemy is wet, furry, and legally untouchable.

#beaver #beaverdam #Hotline #nature #switzerland #OddNews
Are You Having Issues With Your Beaver? A Swiss Hotline Would Like To Know
A crisis line for when your enemy is wet, furry, and legally untouchable.
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December 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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If they find out that someone stole them, their goose is cooked, especially if they cooked the geese.

#christmascarols #duck #goose #TheTwelveDaysofChristmas #thefts #Wales #waterfowl #OddNews
Five Geese-A-Missing… Some Fear the Delicious Worst Has Happened
If they find out that someone stole them, their goose is cooked, especially if they cooked the geese.
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December 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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The penny has been pinched from circulation, but lives on in our hearts.

#abrahamlincoln #currency #mint #money #treasury #washingtondc #OddNews
Common Cents No More: Memorial Mourns the Penny
The penny has been pinched from circulation, but lives on in our hearts.
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December 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Because science is rational, and this is a great use of time and resources.

#england #juliuscaesar #northstar #shakespeare #space #OddNews
Et Tu, North Star? Shakespeare Monologue Inexplicably To Be Launched Into Space
Because science is rational, and this is a great use of time and resources.
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December 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price... and then wait three decades.

#JamesCameron #movie #pointbreak #script #WritersGuild #OddNews
James Cameron Claims He Wrote “Point Break”, Threatens To Travel Back in Time to 1991 and Prove It
If you want the ultimate, you’ve got to be willing to pay the ultimate price… and then wait three decades.
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December 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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A bold step forward for cannabis reform and a gentle step sideways into REM.

#DonaldTrump #marijuana #President #Sleep #whitehouse #OddNews
Trump Signs Marijuana Bill While Demonstrating Its Primary Side Effect
A bold step forward for cannabis reform and a gentle step sideways into REM.
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December 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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But we're not kidding. Welcome to Planet Earth.

#DonaldTrump #finance #nuclear #NuclearFusion #TruthSocial #OddNews
Trump’s Social Media Company Pivoting to Nuclear Fusion. We Wish We Were Kidding
But we’re not kidding. Welcome to Planet Earth.
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December 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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And no, they didn't enter the store via its chimney, either.

#canada #Christmas #police #Robinhood #santaclaus #thefts #OddNews
Winter Plunderland: 3 Santas, 40 Elves Rob Grocery Store
And no, they didn’t enter the store via its chimney, either.
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December 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Because what's spookier than a used refrigerator once used by the Elvis of evil?

#craigslist #danzig #glenndanzig #lodi #losangeles #losfeliz #misfits #punk #Refrigerator #vice #OddNews
How the Gods Chill: Glenn Danzig’s Old Fridge Was up for Grabs
Because what’s spookier than a used refrigerator once used by the Elvis of evil?
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December 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Limited-edition Grand Slam-inspired Denny's sneakers are out for National Maple Syrup Day, but at $195, it's not that sweet of a deal.

#dennys #fastfood #food #maplesyrup #nationalmaplesyrupday #restaurant #syrup #OddNews
Sticky Season: Denny’s Launching Syrup-Filled Sneakers
Limited-edition Grand Slam-inspired Denny’s sneakers are out for National Maple Syrup Day, but at $195, it’s not that sweet of a deal.
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December 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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The '90s are coming roaring back in the most ear-piercing way! Mariah Carey goes grunge.

#album #Christmas #grunge #mariahcarey #music #OddNews
Mariah Carey Plans To Release Grunge Album
The ’90s are coming roaring back in the most ear-piercing way! Mariah Carey goes grunge.
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December 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Live Grenade Found in Florida Goodwill Bin. Again
Yet another reminder that the donation line is not a demilitarization program.
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December 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Which sounds about right for Vegas.

#alcohol #debt #gambling #lawsuit #vegas #OddNews
Casino Guest Who Lost $75,000 Claims He Was Too Drunk to Gamble
Which sounds about right for Vegas.
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December 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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A justice system committed to personal growth through unlimited retries.

#adultstore #grocerystore #judge #newzealand #publictransport #thefts #OddNews
Woman Caught Stealing 26 Times and Wielding a Leg of Lamb Let off With a Warning
A justice system committed to personal growth through unlimited retries.
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December 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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The only thing he actually sniped was the truth, from point-blank range.

#fired #sniper #students #teacher #wales #wheelchair #OddNews
Teacher Who Told Students He Killed 250 People as Marine Sniper Was Lying About a Few Details
The only thing he actually sniped was the truth, from point-blank range.
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December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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If it takes you six months to learn "Baby Shark," maybe you should reconsider being a musician.

#babyshark #influencer #mattiaskrantz #music #octopus #piano #takoyaki #OddNews
What Has Eight Arms and Sucks at Piano? This Octopus
If it takes you six months to learn “Baby Shark,” maybe you should reconsider being a musician.
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December 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Witnesses report the extra “wise man” offered no gifts, just questionable life choices.

#Christmas #italy #jesus #MAYOR #nativity #police #wisemen #OddNews
Fugitive’s Nativity Disguise Ruins Town’s Three Wise Men Count
Witnesses report the extra “wise man” offered no gifts, just questionable life choices.
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December 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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The Serif vs. Sans-Serif battle is another war, previously thought unwinnable, that the administration can claim victory over.

#Calibri #comicsans #font #woke #OddNews
Calibri Font Declared “Wasteful” Because Woke
The Serif vs. Sans-Serif battle is another war, previously thought unwinnable, that the administration can claim victory over.
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December 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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The CEO of a robotics firm was targeted by one of its robots. Willingly, at least this time.

#AI #CEO #EngineAI #karate #robot #rockemsockemrobots #OddNews
CEO KO’d By AI… “Too Violent, Too Brutal”
The CEO of a robotics firm was targeted by one of its robots. Willingly, at least this time.
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December 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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The incident marks the latest collision between Florida law and the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

#aliens #BMW #crash #florida #FloridaMan #police #teleportation #XMen #OddNews
Florida Man Cites Aliens, Teleportation, X-Men in BMW Theft Defense
The incident marks the latest collision between Florida law and the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
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December 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Although the “Elfis” sign suggests they knew what they were doing all along.

#Christmas #costume #elf #elvis #elvispresley #nativity #OddNews
Welsh Schoolboy Shows up to Nativity Play Dressed as Elvis Instead of an Elf
Although the “Elfis” sign suggests they knew what they were doing all along.
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December 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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The feature is currently available only on Tesla's latest chipset in the US and Canada, limiting the chatbot's ability to request nudes or endorse genocide to vehicles in those markets.

#AI #elonmusk #GPS #grok #tesla #OddNews
Tesla Drivers Can Now Ask Nazi-Curious Chatbot Grok for Directions
The feature is currently available only on Tesla’s latest chipset in the US and Canada, limiting the chatbot’s ability to request nudes or endorse genocide to vehicles in those markets.
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December 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM