Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta
@ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
OSS maintainer, Laminas, Mezzio, Roave, previously ZendFramework, Doctrine (ORM) Project.

IT Consultant / software architect for a living.

Daily curse of @nyunyu

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Stingy capybara.
November 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I perhaps found a middle-ground in letting the hypervisor provision the keys to be mounted: it ain't pretty, but it allows me to make the entire provisioning completely declarative, without the private keys leaking out to the provisioner
November 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This is nice: making my own USB stick for installing (or running) Linux, with my own programs/preferences added.

#nixos
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Just used this in a ticket: I'm really the best software architect.
October 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
October 3, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Finally finished #noita: what a fantastic game.

took me upwards of 150 attermpts to figure out that the way isn't brute-forcing it :|
October 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Really like #homeassistant 's generic thermostat stuff, but it's so much work to come up with a thermostat setup that I like.

Ended up making thermostats for "on-duty" and "away" temperatures, then piping the resulting data into a third "overrideable" […]

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September 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Also, thanks IntelliJ for allowing me to highlight the DB connections before I mess something up gloriously.

I really don't like getting close to customer data manually.
September 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Splash screens on websites: the clear indicator that a software company has failed to understand websites.
August 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Grrrrrr #beekeeping
August 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
On a more positive note, they stocked up on their own honey reserves: not much for me to harvest, but hopefully means that I can do the Varroa treatment next month, with little to no worries about them surviving winter. #beekeeping
August 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Here's some heavy beekeeping debt.

This beehive was left half-full for 1 month, and the bees have obviously built without any support: it is now impossible to inspect, and it will require a delicate transplant operation in April 2026...
August 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It seems like there are some people in the street. #perugia #umbriajazz
July 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Not my greatest wiring, but it's doing its job.

Central heating control with a Kincony T16m and thermal expansion valves.

#esphome #homeassistant
July 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Still learning the ropes, but so satisfying to see ~10kg of honey coming out of a single healthy hive.

I might reconsider my wish to own a sauna though 🥵

#beekeeping
July 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Mead came out alright: effectively tastes like a strong acidic wine, with a linden aftertaste. Considering this was made with the remains of a dead hive, I'm satisfied.
July 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I experienced a problem with windows...
June 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
WW1 entrenchment diving today: impress what people built in the middle of nowhere.
May 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
@akrabat now showing what has changed in #oauth since 2012. #phpday
May 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
@Girgias ( 。 •̀ ᴖ •́ 。) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ #phpday
May 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
@Girgias showing us the impressive amount of work happening under the PHP foundation, as well as some horrible language quirks that still affect us nowadays. #phpday
May 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Luigi Cardamone telling strategies for preventing the "files divided by type" mess that most PHP frameworks (erroneously) teach us. #phpday
May 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Next: Luigi Pecorella teaches us about Friûl and its language, as well as how they re-organised a DB without FKs to reduce complexity and improve performance. #phpday
May 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Now @asgrim from @roave, talking about #pie, the #php extension installer, which will replace PECL in the future.

Good investment by the PHP foundation and the sovereign tech fund! #phpday
May 16, 2025 at 10:20 AM