Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta
@ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
OSS maintainer, Laminas, Mezzio, Roave, previously ZendFramework, Doctrine (ORM) Project.
IT Consultant / software architect for a living.
Daily curse of @nyunyu
[bridged from https://mastodon.social/@ocramius on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
IT Consultant / software architect for a living.
Daily curse of @nyunyu
[bridged from https://mastodon.social/@ocramius on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
I love the Wireguard Android download page.
This is how it should be (perhaps with a SHA256sum, but you get what I mean): https://download.wireguard.com/android-client/
This is how it should be (perhaps with a SHA256sum, but you get what I mean): https://download.wireguard.com/android-client/
WireGuard for Android Downloads
download.wireguard.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I love the Wireguard Android download page.
This is how it should be (perhaps with a SHA256sum, but you get what I mean): https://download.wireguard.com/android-client/
This is how it should be (perhaps with a SHA256sum, but you get what I mean): https://download.wireguard.com/android-client/
Wow, a tech announcement that people actually **WANT** to hear?! What's this?
Oh, yeah, it's Valve, obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKrKTwtukE #valve #steamframe
Oh, yeah, it's Valve, obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKrKTwtukE #valve #steamframe
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Wow, a tech announcement that people actually **WANT** to hear?! What's this?
Oh, yeah, it's Valve, obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKrKTwtukE #valve #steamframe
Oh, yeah, it's Valve, obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKrKTwtukE #valve #steamframe
Oh yeah, I'm at the point where I'm fixing some random AI-generated code committed by others.
Grrrrreat.
Grrrrreat.
November 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Oh yeah, I'm at the point where I'm fixing some random AI-generated code committed by others.
Grrrrreat.
Grrrrreat.
Reposted by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta
RE: https://phpc.social/@sebastian/115529626013968787
# What needs to change
> The ask isn't unreasonable:
>
> * **Developers:** Implement proper caching in CI/CD. Stop wasteful usage patterns.
> * **Enterprises:** Budget for infrastructure support. If you're saving millions on open source […]
# What needs to change
> The ask isn't unreasonable:
>
> * **Developers:** Implement proper caching in CI/CD. Stop wasteful usage patterns.
> * **Enterprises:** Budget for infrastructure support. If you're saving millions on open source […]
Original post on infosec.exchange
infosec.exchange
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
RE: https://phpc.social/@sebastian/115529626013968787
# What needs to change
> The ask isn't unreasonable:
>
> * **Developers:** Implement proper caching in CI/CD. Stop wasteful usage patterns.
> * **Enterprises:** Budget for infrastructure support. If you're saving millions on open source […]
# What needs to change
> The ask isn't unreasonable:
>
> * **Developers:** Implement proper caching in CI/CD. Stop wasteful usage patterns.
> * **Enterprises:** Budget for infrastructure support. If you're saving millions on open source […]
Reposted by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta
Someone put this "blue plaque" on a London Tesla showroom to mark his becoming the world's first trillionaire. “World’s first trillionaire Elon Musk. Could have solved world hunger but funded fascists instead. Bellend.” […]
[Original post on social.vivaldi.net]
[Original post on social.vivaldi.net]
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Someone put this "blue plaque" on a London Tesla showroom to mark his becoming the world's first trillionaire. “World’s first trillionaire Elon Musk. Could have solved world hunger but funded fascists instead. Bellend.” […]
[Original post on social.vivaldi.net]
[Original post on social.vivaldi.net]
Are network people serious? https://mynixos.com/nixpkgs/option/systemd.network.netdevs.%3Cname%3E.batmanAdvancedConfig
systemd.network.netdevs.<name>.batmanAdvancedConfig - MyNixOS
NixOS option systemd.network.netdevs..batmanAdvancedConfig declared in nixpkgs. Each attribute in this set specifies an option in the [BatmanAdvanced] section of the unit.
mynixos.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Are network people serious? https://mynixos.com/nixpkgs/option/systemd.network.netdevs.%3Cname%3E.batmanAdvancedConfig
Dilbert's "heck" is basically windows
November 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Dilbert's "heck" is basically windows
Stingy capybara.
November 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Stingy capybara.
PGLoader is an absolute unsung hero: it turns rubbish into usable databases.
This is the stuff that should be "trending" on github, but it isn't, because it works too well, and everything runs smoothly, so there's not much buzz/discussion around it […]
This is the stuff that should be "trending" on github, but it isn't, because it works too well, and everything runs smoothly, so there's not much buzz/discussion around it […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
PGLoader is an absolute unsung hero: it turns rubbish into usable databases.
This is the stuff that should be "trending" on github, but it isn't, because it works too well, and everything runs smoothly, so there's not much buzz/discussion around it […]
This is the stuff that should be "trending" on github, but it isn't, because it works too well, and everything runs smoothly, so there's not much buzz/discussion around it […]
My cousin Oskar is soon to be starring in a movie about the partisan movement fighting nazis in southern Austria <3
https://on.orf.at/video/14298241/15975656/partisanen-widerstand-erstmals-im-spielfilmformat
https://on.orf.at/video/14298241/15975656/partisanen-widerstand-erstmals-im-spielfilmformat
Partisanen-Widerstand erstmals im Spielfilmformat - Kärnten heute vom 03.11.2025
Neue Sanierungsförderung ab Jänner | Bahnunterführung: Feuerwehr rät zu Verbesserungen | Allerseelenfeier für gefallene Soldaten | Kärntner Tourismus schwächelt weiter | Meldungen | Eishockey: KAC erfolglos, VSV siegt in Wien | Basketball: Klagenfurter Mannschaften treffen aufeinander | Partisanen-Widerstand erstmals im Spielfilmformat | Kärntnerisch gred't: "Pletzer"
on.orf.at
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My cousin Oskar is soon to be starring in a movie about the partisan movement fighting nazis in southern Austria <3
https://on.orf.at/video/14298241/15975656/partisanen-widerstand-erstmals-im-spielfilmformat
https://on.orf.at/video/14298241/15975656/partisanen-widerstand-erstmals-im-spielfilmformat
PRESSING THE BIG RED BUTTON:
`Plan: 0 to add, 0 to change, 103 to destroy.`
`Plan: 0 to add, 0 to change, 103 to destroy.`
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
PRESSING THE BIG RED BUTTON:
`Plan: 0 to add, 0 to change, 103 to destroy.`
`Plan: 0 to add, 0 to change, 103 to destroy.`
Terraform / Tofu sometimes really force some extreme functional programming thinking.
Just investigated an issue where a value couldn't be deterministically computed upfront, and an entire `terraform plan` failed to compute because of that.
I find it fascinating, but many people I work with […]
Just investigated an issue where a value couldn't be deterministically computed upfront, and an entire `terraform plan` failed to compute because of that.
I find it fascinating, but many people I work with […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
November 3, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Terraform / Tofu sometimes really force some extreme functional programming thinking.
Just investigated an issue where a value couldn't be deterministically computed upfront, and an entire `terraform plan` failed to compute because of that.
I find it fascinating, but many people I work with […]
Just investigated an issue where a value couldn't be deterministically computed upfront, and an entire `terraform plan` failed to compute because of that.
I find it fascinating, but many people I work with […]
Reposted by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta
Niente sesso, siamo Agcom. La delibera AGCOM che impone la verifica dell’età per l’accesso ai siti per adulti, tramite SPID o CIE, è molto più di una misura a tutela dei minori.
È l’idea che per proteggere gli innocenti (i gattini) si debba sorvegliare e recintare l’internet libero degli adulti […]
È l’idea che per proteggere gli innocenti (i gattini) si debba sorvegliare e recintare l’internet libero degli adulti […]
Original post on mastodon.uno
mastodon.uno
November 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Niente sesso, siamo Agcom. La delibera AGCOM che impone la verifica dell’età per l’accesso ai siti per adulti, tramite SPID o CIE, è molto più di una misura a tutela dei minori.
È l’idea che per proteggere gli innocenti (i gattini) si debba sorvegliare e recintare l’internet libero degli adulti […]
È l’idea che per proteggere gli innocenti (i gattini) si debba sorvegliare e recintare l’internet libero degli adulti […]
Really struggling with a sane design for provisioning immutable-ish VMs with Proxmox and their own AGE private keys for secrets.
I can have immutable VMs if I have their public keys upfront, but that means the keys existed "before the VM", and aren't really private, plus the hypervisor would be […]
I can have immutable VMs if I have their public keys upfront, but that means the keys existed "before the VM", and aren't really private, plus the hypervisor would be […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Really struggling with a sane design for provisioning immutable-ish VMs with Proxmox and their own AGE private keys for secrets.
I can have immutable VMs if I have their public keys upfront, but that means the keys existed "before the VM", and aren't really private, plus the hypervisor would be […]
I can have immutable VMs if I have their public keys upfront, but that means the keys existed "before the VM", and aren't really private, plus the hypervisor would be […]
![# Build an ISO:
# ```sh
# nix build .#nixosConfigurations.installation-iso.config.system.build.isoImag
# ```
# install it to your disk:
# ```sh
# dd if=result/iso/nixos-graphical-25.11.20251025.6a08e6b-x86_64-linux.iso of=/dev/sd<X> bs=4M status=progress conv=fdatasync
# ```
nixosConfigurations.installation-iso = nixpkgs.lib.nixosSystem {
system = "x86_64-linux";
modules = [
({ pkgs, modulesPath, ... }: {
imports = [ (modulesPath + "/installer/cd-dvd/installation-cd-graphical-combined.nix") ];
environment.systemPackages = [
pkgs.nano
pkgs.gparted
];
})
];
};
};](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hoib2uszi3lqjc6qba2q3fnx/bafkreibzub5zytpv2o44nenh2prc3tosbcqxeco7ht4sb6e5e4aly5snvu@jpeg)
It takes an automated system ~3 minutes to sync a month of worklogs to Jira.
Now imagine if I would've had to do this by hand...
Now imagine if I would've had to do this by hand...
November 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It takes an automated system ~3 minutes to sync a month of worklogs to Jira.
Now imagine if I would've had to do this by hand...
Now imagine if I would've had to do this by hand...
October 2025: 1MW power used, including driving the car and heating.
It is a lot, but I'll improve on it.
It is a lot, but I'll improve on it.
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 AM
October 2025: 1MW power used, including driving the car and heating.
It is a lot, but I'll improve on it.
It is a lot, but I'll improve on it.
What you doing, Italian AGCOM?!
October 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
What you doing, Italian AGCOM?!
Helm charts are a code analysis nightmare
October 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Helm charts are a code analysis nightmare
Funny, had some build pipelines fail due to expired GPG keys.
I wonder if Nixos is resistant to this sort of detail: after all, the system time is completely pinned.
I wonder if Nixos is resistant to this sort of detail: after all, the system time is completely pinned.
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Funny, had some build pipelines fail due to expired GPG keys.
I wonder if Nixos is resistant to this sort of detail: after all, the system time is completely pinned.
I wonder if Nixos is resistant to this sort of detail: after all, the system time is completely pinned.
What's the cringest way to comply with a Microsoft Teams usage requirement?
October 31, 2025 at 7:24 AM
What's the cringest way to comply with a Microsoft Teams usage requirement?
WTB: anti-varroa laser that burns the parasite directly off flying bees.
October 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
WTB: anti-varroa laser that burns the parasite directly off flying bees.
Just used this in a ticket: I'm really the best software architect.
October 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Just used this in a ticket: I'm really the best software architect.