obrian
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ALL KILLER, NO FILLER *
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Late last night I fancied a cookie. I got myself a cookie, sat down on the couch, and instantly fell asleep. Slept the whole night right there.
Then this morning: SURPRISE MORNING COOKIE!
I've got to do that more often.
Then this morning: SURPRISE MORNING COOKIE!
I've got to do that more often.
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Late last night I fancied a cookie. I got myself a cookie, sat down on the couch, and instantly fell asleep. Slept the whole night right there.
Then this morning: SURPRISE MORNING COOKIE!
I've got to do that more often.
Then this morning: SURPRISE MORNING COOKIE!
I've got to do that more often.
I SHAPE THE FUTURE MOSTLY WITH KICKING
trying my hand at some toxic masculinity
trying my hand at some toxic masculinity
November 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I SHAPE THE FUTURE MOSTLY WITH KICKING
trying my hand at some toxic masculinity
trying my hand at some toxic masculinity
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I simply do not have a strong opinion about roundabouts
October 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I simply do not have a strong opinion about roundabouts
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On this date in 1977, a plane crash took the lives of several members of Lynyrd Skynyrd. To commemorate that event, today the first 100 guests get a free bird.
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE
October 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE
However tempting, do not name your experimental spacecraft “Icarus”
October 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
However tempting, do not name your experimental spacecraft “Icarus”
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October 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
My Cartesian theater has just been running that "Let's All Go to the Lobby" cartoon on a loop for about three days now.
August 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My Cartesian theater has just been running that "Let's All Go to the Lobby" cartoon on a loop for about three days now.
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I feel like I don't even need to see it now
August 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I feel like I don't even need to see it now
Bluesky is starting to piss me off. Everybody has really cool pun names but me.
If you need me I’ll be pouting in the kitchen
If you need me I’ll be pouting in the kitchen
August 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Bluesky is starting to piss me off. Everybody has really cool pun names but me.
If you need me I’ll be pouting in the kitchen
If you need me I’ll be pouting in the kitchen
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When was the last time you had someone annoy you about how you're not living up to your potential?
Some things sure do get quiet when you're an adult.
Of course, it could just mean I'm at MAXIMUM POTENTIAL!
Some things sure do get quiet when you're an adult.
Of course, it could just mean I'm at MAXIMUM POTENTIAL!
August 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
When was the last time you had someone annoy you about how you're not living up to your potential?
Some things sure do get quiet when you're an adult.
Of course, it could just mean I'm at MAXIMUM POTENTIAL!
Some things sure do get quiet when you're an adult.
Of course, it could just mean I'm at MAXIMUM POTENTIAL!
I’ll like it so much I’m RE-reposting
In 1949, Superman told schoolchildren “our country is made up of Americans of MANY different races, religions and national origins. So…
“…if YOU hear anybody talk against anyone else because of his religion, race or national origin — don’t wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN.”
“…if YOU hear anybody talk against anyone else because of his religion, race or national origin — don’t wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN.”
August 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’ll like it so much I’m RE-reposting
3M is my pornhub
"Adhesion" appears quite often in these titles. I'm going to go ahead and enjoy my ignorance of whatever it means.
August 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
3M is my pornhub
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In 1949, Superman told schoolchildren “our country is made up of Americans of MANY different races, religions and national origins. So…
“…if YOU hear anybody talk against anyone else because of his religion, race or national origin — don’t wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN.”
“…if YOU hear anybody talk against anyone else because of his religion, race or national origin — don’t wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN.”
August 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
In 1949, Superman told schoolchildren “our country is made up of Americans of MANY different races, religions and national origins. So…
“…if YOU hear anybody talk against anyone else because of his religion, race or national origin — don’t wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN.”
“…if YOU hear anybody talk against anyone else because of his religion, race or national origin — don’t wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN.”
EATING CINNAMON ROLLS:
Unravel or dive in straight?
Unravel or dive in straight?
August 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
EATING CINNAMON ROLLS:
Unravel or dive in straight?
Unravel or dive in straight?
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this one might be romantic
August 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
this one might be romantic
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