obrian
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Late last night I fancied a cookie. I got myself a cookie, sat down on the couch, and instantly fell asleep. Slept the whole night right there.
Then this morning: SURPRISE MORNING COOKIE!
I've got to do that more often.
Then this morning: SURPRISE MORNING COOKIE!
I've got to do that more often.
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Late last night I fancied a cookie. I got myself a cookie, sat down on the couch, and instantly fell asleep. Slept the whole night right there.
Then this morning: SURPRISE MORNING COOKIE!
I've got to do that more often.
Then this morning: SURPRISE MORNING COOKIE!
I've got to do that more often.
I’m just glad someone has the courage to say it
November 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’m just glad someone has the courage to say it
I SHAPE THE FUTURE MOSTLY WITH KICKING
trying my hand at some toxic masculinity
trying my hand at some toxic masculinity
November 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I SHAPE THE FUTURE MOSTLY WITH KICKING
trying my hand at some toxic masculinity
trying my hand at some toxic masculinity
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Looks like maybe a Jean-Babtiste
October 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Looks like maybe a Jean-Babtiste
I was going to suggest a biopic of Anne Sprinkle OR the story of the development of the TV sitcom “The Duck Factory”
October 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I was going to suggest a biopic of Anne Sprinkle OR the story of the development of the TV sitcom “The Duck Factory”
I simply do not have a strong opinion about roundabouts
October 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I simply do not have a strong opinion about roundabouts
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On this date in 1977, a plane crash took the lives of several members of Lynyrd Skynyrd. To commemorate that event, today the first 100 guests get a free bird.
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE
October 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE
However tempting, do not name your experimental spacecraft “Icarus”
October 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
However tempting, do not name your experimental spacecraft “Icarus”
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October 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
In the end, the monster was inside us all along. We needed only to believe
August 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
In the end, the monster was inside us all along. We needed only to believe
My Cartesian theater has just been running that "Let's All Go to the Lobby" cartoon on a loop for about three days now.
August 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My Cartesian theater has just been running that "Let's All Go to the Lobby" cartoon on a loop for about three days now.
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I feel like I don't even need to see it now
August 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I feel like I don't even need to see it now
You had me at “rain butt”
August 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
You had me at “rain butt”
Bluesky is starting to piss me off. Everybody has really cool pun names but me.
If you need me I’ll be pouting in the kitchen
If you need me I’ll be pouting in the kitchen
August 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Bluesky is starting to piss me off. Everybody has really cool pun names but me.
If you need me I’ll be pouting in the kitchen
If you need me I’ll be pouting in the kitchen
Me too. Then I thought about it and, yeah.
It makes sense.
It makes sense.
August 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Me too. Then I thought about it and, yeah.
It makes sense.
It makes sense.
Hey! They're still a thing! Good on those kids.
I'd completely forgotten about them
I'd completely forgotten about them
August 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Hey! They're still a thing! Good on those kids.
I'd completely forgotten about them
I'd completely forgotten about them
She's just tired from making all the Garfields
August 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
She's just tired from making all the Garfields
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When was the last time you had someone annoy you about how you're not living up to your potential?
Some things sure do get quiet when you're an adult.
Of course, it could just mean I'm at MAXIMUM POTENTIAL!
Some things sure do get quiet when you're an adult.
Of course, it could just mean I'm at MAXIMUM POTENTIAL!
August 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
When was the last time you had someone annoy you about how you're not living up to your potential?
Some things sure do get quiet when you're an adult.
Of course, it could just mean I'm at MAXIMUM POTENTIAL!
Some things sure do get quiet when you're an adult.
Of course, it could just mean I'm at MAXIMUM POTENTIAL!
I think that every show or movie in canon should be digitally altered to display some of that hotel art they had all over on the 1701-D
August 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I think that every show or movie in canon should be digitally altered to display some of that hotel art they had all over on the 1701-D
Say what you will, but dude could out-karate me to a humiliating degree
August 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Say what you will, but dude could out-karate me to a humiliating degree