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February 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Amy Klobuchar navigating thorny politics
February 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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VICTORIA MALL TIF, PART II: To justify the city creating a $9 million tax increment financing district, city had to prove site is "substandard." The state has a formula: Would repair costs ($1.36 million) exceed 15% of replacement costs ($4.7 million)? www.twincities.com/2026/02/01/s...
February 1, 2026 at 5:07 PM
The guy that sends his sperm packed in dry ice to women is in the Epstein files?
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Get some good Italian food in this city finally
When ICE murders you, how would you like the community to honor you? Vigil? Bike ride? Sit in? Something else?
February 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
NW
January 31, 2026 at 10:42 PM
January 31, 2026 at 5:09 PM
There's a lot more ice fishing on the lake this morning
January 31, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Had a dream that the guys from top gear were in my house and I was making them breakfast. Clarkson was pissed that I didn't have grapefruit marmalade. Do with this what you will
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I want pictures of the new Aston Martin AMR-26 F1 car's rear suspension!
January 31, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Insomnia sucks, but I really enjoy hearing our cat race down the stairs at midnight when the automatic feeder opens in the basement
January 31, 2026 at 2:05 AM
January 31, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Reddit right now really shows how little media savvy Americans have. I'm going to file a tip line report with the FBI that Trump put my penis in a rusty blender so I can read about on /r/progressive_patriot in a few years
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I was wrong. I didn't think this would be anywhere near this big an event. Fuck yeah Twin Cities
Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday.

📷️: Aaron Lavinsky
January 30, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Oh man, Apple fucked up the new Logic Pro real bad
January 30, 2026 at 10:46 PM
If you make the mistake of trying to switch to T-Mobile to save some money, you will still have to pay for the two days of not being able to use their SIM card because calls keep dropping. Also, when you cancel, the agent will say you won't be charged anything
January 30, 2026 at 9:07 PM
January 30, 2026 at 7:10 PM
A solid bit for 2028 would be to run a fake presidential campaign that mirrors old Lyndon LaRouche platforms to see how much traction it gets in a modern, social media soaked America
January 30, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Wyatt Koch's shirt company appears to no longer be in business. The website is gone. Another victim of fast fashion over classic style
January 30, 2026 at 5:05 AM
January 30, 2026 at 4:15 AM
5 Jobs I've had

Record Store Clerk
Barista
Guy that put King Kong balloons on top of car dealerships
Cabinetmaker
IT stooge for 30 years
5 jobs I’ve had

Librarian (university)
Librarian (business)
Librarian (law)
Librarian (adult services)
Librarian (not otherwise specified)
5 jobs I've had?

Library aide
Library page
Library student staff
Library reserves manager
Library access services assistant

I aim for consistency, you see.
January 29, 2026 at 10:58 PM
January 29, 2026 at 7:37 PM
It's super rare that a Minnesotan jumps the divide between online and real world. If we cross this rubicon, you are destined to see front facing video from Scott Seekins
Gas Masks, Signal Chats, and a Honda Fit: Chasing ICE With Will Stancil - Racket
The internet-famous civil rights lawyer/researcher spends up to 6 hours per day hounding federal immigration officers from inside his 15-year-old hatchback.
racketmn.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:54 PM
For now, I choose to focus on the positives, like a debate between Klobuchar and the My Pillow guy
January 29, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Signed up to build sets for my kid's play. They are going to get so much sizzle
January 29, 2026 at 3:30 AM