Ματθίας Γκρεμοχωριός
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This is a burner account.
A new rule has been proposed in an online community that I've been involved in for a couple of years now that we can't chat in languages other than English because the mods can't read anything but English and I'm trying to come up with a diplomatic way of saying no, lol.
January 8, 2026 at 8:50 AM
A new rule has been proposed in an online community that I've been involved in for a couple of years now that we can't chat in languages other than English because the mods can't read anything but English and I'm trying to come up with a diplomatic way of saying no, lol.
I completely forgot this bit from the Theogony where the poet compares the tumult and uproar of Zeus and his allies fighting the Titans to what it must have been like to witness heaven and earth fucking at the beginning of time.
January 6, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I completely forgot this bit from the Theogony where the poet compares the tumult and uproar of Zeus and his allies fighting the Titans to what it must have been like to witness heaven and earth fucking at the beginning of time.
Sporadic reminder that in Star Wars the canonical name of the musical genre of the Mos Eisley cantina band is 'jizz music'.
January 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Sporadic reminder that in Star Wars the canonical name of the musical genre of the Mos Eisley cantina band is 'jizz music'.
Listening to a Behind the Bastards episode featuring Ed Zitron, in which he quipped "I think it's hard to tell what's in a man's heart — especially when he's British..." and I audibly chortled.
December 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Listening to a Behind the Bastards episode featuring Ed Zitron, in which he quipped "I think it's hard to tell what's in a man's heart — especially when he's British..." and I audibly chortled.
Oh, you're Pansexual? How many goats have you... *gets violently pimpsmacked by Dionysos's thyrsos to prevent me from completing that sentence*
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Oh, you're Pansexual? How many goats have you... *gets violently pimpsmacked by Dionysos's thyrsos to prevent me from completing that sentence*
Documenting some mildly horny garden decor over at the local garden centre…
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Documenting some mildly horny garden decor over at the local garden centre…
I still can't believe Nintendo canonically wrote in allusions into Tears of the Kingdom that Link and Zelda are fucking.
December 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I still can't believe Nintendo canonically wrote in allusions into Tears of the Kingdom that Link and Zelda are fucking.
While saying my final goodbyes in the this country I may have broken a woman's heart by my departure and this is weighing very heavily on my conscience.
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
While saying my final goodbyes in the this country I may have broken a woman's heart by my departure and this is weighing very heavily on my conscience.
Scoping out a colleague’s shelves at the open office. Trying to guess her ideology…
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Scoping out a colleague’s shelves at the open office. Trying to guess her ideology…
No one: ...
Absolutely no one: ...
Danish:
Absolutely no one: ...
Danish:
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
No one: ...
Absolutely no one: ...
Danish:
Absolutely no one: ...
Danish:
Searching for this upgrade part that’s uhh… *checks notes* a Trans-Accelerator.
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Searching for this upgrade part that’s uhh… *checks notes* a Trans-Accelerator.
one person in the secret groupchat was talking about finger limes and the obvious joke was made but then i googled finger grapefruit since i thought i saw a picture on tumblr once a decade ago and i was completely unprepared for the results
November 16, 2025 at 11:04 AM
one person in the secret groupchat was talking about finger limes and the obvious joke was made but then i googled finger grapefruit since i thought i saw a picture on tumblr once a decade ago and i was completely unprepared for the results
Oh no I just heard a feral child say ‘6-7’ in real life for the first time.
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Oh no I just heard a feral child say ‘6-7’ in real life for the first time.
Svensk Filmindustri has jumped the shark.
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Svensk Filmindustri has jumped the shark.
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I love logging into Facebook once every week or two just to remind myself how it's become 110% brain cancer, the website.
November 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I love logging into Facebook once every week or two just to remind myself how it's become 110% brain cancer, the website.
It's only child sacrifice if it's done in the name of Moloch in Ancient Carthage. Everything else is just sparkling infanticide.
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It's only child sacrifice if it's done in the name of Moloch in Ancient Carthage. Everything else is just sparkling infanticide.
Is the SD card… uhm… Mario’s dick?
October 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Is the SD card… uhm… Mario’s dick?
Scunthorpe is basically Cuntville with an s-mobile.
October 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Scunthorpe is basically Cuntville with an s-mobile.
Edited a typo on a page about a random railway station in Durham at the behest of someone else and somehow it feels appropriate that the only other edit registered from the IP address I'm using at the moment is for a list of Lesbian fiction.
October 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Edited a typo on a page about a random railway station in Durham at the behest of someone else and somehow it feels appropriate that the only other edit registered from the IP address I'm using at the moment is for a list of Lesbian fiction.
I sometimes think that the high point of the internet was the day we all found out that David Cameron (allegedly) fucked a pig and it’s all been downhill from there.
October 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I sometimes think that the high point of the internet was the day we all found out that David Cameron (allegedly) fucked a pig and it’s all been downhill from there.
Of course, if you don't know German 'Ohne dick' and 'Dicke Titten' are probably on the same level.
Rammstein is so thematically jarring as a band. On one hand you have beautiful power ballads like ‘Ohne dich’ or a surprisingly nuanced meditation on 21st century German identity with a song like ‘Deutschland’, and then without missing a beat the next song will be something called ‘Dicke Titten’.
October 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Of course, if you don't know German 'Ohne dick' and 'Dicke Titten' are probably on the same level.
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I opened a YouTube video and was immediately hit with an ad for the new XPeng G6 electric car, except the ad was in Danish so the lead in 'ny G6 fra XPeng' initially parsed to me as 'new gay sex from XPeng'.
October 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I opened a YouTube video and was immediately hit with an ad for the new XPeng G6 electric car, except the ad was in Danish so the lead in 'ny G6 fra XPeng' initially parsed to me as 'new gay sex from XPeng'.
You can't convince me that these are the real names of the authors of this study. Harder & Kock (1976) isn't real.
October 6, 2025 at 7:22 AM
You can't convince me that these are the real names of the authors of this study. Harder & Kock (1976) isn't real.