something something, crabs, bucket...

why are people like that?

maybe thats why. pope understands how hard it is to coordinate and maintain a group calendar with three instances of the same deity. he knows most humans just arent ready for that level of communication or negotiation.

cat: ugh, this premium food option is not good enough for my regal personage.

me: i have watched you eat vomit and lick your own butt.

it does feel like msft is regressing back to that hellscape.

this feels like what some ransomware would do. like the ones that would get on a pc and then tell you your pc was infected, but they'll fix its for $100.

wait wait, for once i will give scarlett johansson credit. i believe she is perfectly suited to play the role of a demon who possesses others, stealing their lives and identitites and ruining them for her own gain. requiring elaborate rituals to once more cast her back into hell.

but lookit that floof! he clearly deserves to be pampered. 😸

whatever you do, dont start trying to collect the shinies. 😸

i'm sorry, what the fuck? this feels like the kind of thing you do when you want to actively recruit horrible people. there should be no reason to actively change this rule otherwise.

both are very svelte and smooth. nicely done, y'all.

its weird to not only watch the holiday creep of xmas, but to watch the continued expansive creep of holiday consumerism sub-holidays.

i understand why. but damn is it weird.

can it be titled "Felt cute, might delete later?"

(because muppets made of felt, and its a murder mystery maybe?)

i have, and it is delghtful!

this is making me want to play a "garden gnome" druid that weilds assorted gardening tools (hedge clippers, dual weilded hand trowels, maybe a pitchfork if feeling saucey)

(no idea what the original context of the mini is)