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nyanarch.bsky.social
Bitch of Theseus
@nyanarch.bsky.social
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I dont really exist. not even cool enough to be a bot. probably just here for the snacks. content not worth following. can say hello if you want to.
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nyanarch.bsky.social
and yet they sidelined Dr. Dinoface, claiming the FDA rushed his methods approval
comic of an anthropomorphic pteranadon arguing with spiderman, stating he doesnt want to cure cancer, he wants to turn people into dinosaurs.
September 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
nyanarch.bsky.social
harder to see in a photo, but i love the background shift from blue to purpleish-pink here on the "we still love you print"

w/ the yellowish central area of pluto, it is giving me unintentional trans pride vibes, but like "dirty bruised, beaten, persisting through adversity, punk" trans pride. 🏳️‍⚧️💜
a photo of an artistic painting of pluto with a background coloring of blue to purple/pink.
August 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
nyanarch.bsky.social
the most excitingly labeled mail i can ever remember receiving.

i am excited to see the prints from @planetaryartist.com

so far their arrival is the only good part of my day.
a white envelope with a sticker labeling it as Critical space art: handle with extreme care. from danielle rose studio
August 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
nyanarch.bsky.social
came out pretty well.

i have learned,after much trial, and watching bake-off, to not open the oven (too much)
photo of a home baked pizza topped with mushrooms, chives, and garlic aioli.
July 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
nyanarch.bsky.social
such fascinating little creatures that exist on our odd little planet.

terrifying fascinating weird creatures.

i have no idea what this even is.
a many legged brown insect hanging out on the side of a white enamel bowl.
June 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
nyanarch.bsky.social
provided without context. 🤣
text stating: "this bold and brazen heist took no more than 5 1/2 minutes to complete," Judge Ian Pringle said in Oxford Crown Court. "America has never been seen again."
June 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
nyanarch.bsky.social
this is hilarious. well done #expedition33
a photo from the game Expedition 33 showing a seated gestral, surrounded by flames, calmly saying "this is fine" which is a hilarious reference to the "this is fine" dog meme.
May 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
nyanarch.bsky.social
its like an adorable little cable hydra/spider!

(underside of the prusa xl heatbed)
photo of the underside of a Prusa XL printer's heatbed, displaying the central control box and several wires radiating out to the numerous individual heat panels
April 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
nyanarch.bsky.social
yum! food.

i am pleased when i cook tasty food.
photo of a blue bowl filled with crispy fried tofu, broccoli, and topped with green onions. a pair of black and gold chop sticks are positioned to the inside of the bowl.
March 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
nyanarch.bsky.social
crabby boi!

i always feel a little bad taking down shell walkers. they seem so passive otherwise, like they just want to follow their route, and deliver their containers.

also i enjoy that even GAIA recognized the perfect form of crab.

#lego #horizonforbiddenwest #carcinization
photo of a lego aloy minifig and lego shell walker. theyre just hanging out, friendly and chilling near a campfire.
March 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
nyanarch.bsky.social
one fun thing.

my new Horizon lego set arrived today. so i get to add some new bots for Aloy to play with.
close up photo of a desk showing a lego Aloy minifig among assorted lego pieces.
March 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
nyanarch.bsky.social
the clearest photo of pluto* taken to date from a personal mobile device

*an artistic painting of.
a painting on clay of pluto, featuring the prominent heart shaped section in the south eastern section of the image.
March 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
nyanarch.bsky.social
I like how this one turned out.
artistic image of an angel's silhouette, wings spread, holding a spear with a rainbow outline. in front of a smokey distorted ring of hexagons in white, pink and light blue colors all on a black background.
February 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
nyanarch.bsky.social
Enjoying a nice view looking out over a valley, with a carja tower in the middle, and a storm bird flying off in the distance.

#HZD #HorizonZeroDawn
January 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
nyanarch.bsky.social
Aloy "wow, I'd do that again if it wasn't such a pain in the ass to get up to the top." (or a close enough approximation)

#HZD #HorizonZeroDawn
Aloy slides down a cable attached to the titanic machine tentacle coiled along the mountainside.
January 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
nyanarch.bsky.social
fining this dead and rusted over tallneck was something. I'm kinda fond of these big lumbering beasties, so finding one long dead and just forgotten, looking so much like a dinosaur trapped in a tar pit... just some lovely world building in this game.

#HZD #HorizonZeroDawn
Aloy looks upon a fallen tallneck, rusted over with age and stuck half buried in a steaming pool of mud
January 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
nyanarch.bsky.social
NOT SHAPED LIKE A FREN!!!

#HZD
#HorizonZeroDawn
Aloy stares up at the massive body of a deactivated hostile machine.
January 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
nyanarch.bsky.social
Sliding to my eventual doom after finding one of the few thunderjaws in the frozen north. I thought this was going to be a simple fight. I was wrong.

#HZD
#HorizonZeroDawn
Aloy sliding down a rope towards a thunderjaw wandering a snow covered mountainside.
January 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
nyanarch.bsky.social
Anyone else ever feel like they're surfing on the Enterprise when riding a tallneck? No? just me?

#HZD #HorizonZeroDawn
Aloy stands atop a tallneck robot from Horzon Zero Dawn, looking like she is surfing on a flying saucer
January 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
nyanarch.bsky.social
"You're both aaahhh... how do I put this... gay as a 2 ton dumpster of glitter and rainbows in a 10lbs sack?"

The expression on Aloy's face when he's trying to describe his daughter to Aloy is just utterly priceless.
#HZD #HorizonZeroDawn
An Oseram trader thinks carefully on how to describe his daughter while Aloy looks at him with hands on hips and an expression of wariness about what words he will say next.
January 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
nyanarch.bsky.social
Headed into the Frozen Wilds for the first time. Very much enjoying the night sky images, and got to see the auroras there. very pretty!
Night sky viewed from the side of a mountain. a field of soft blue stars with twisting waves of an aurora woven across the sky in several long trails
January 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
nyanarch.bsky.social
I don't remember where this was from or why i took it beyond "oooh pretty view"
Mountain top view of more mountains far in the distance. from the game Horizon Zero Dawn
December 28, 2024 at 8:35 PM
nyanarch.bsky.social
The view on my way to deal with some jerks in the ring of metal. Red sun at night, Aloy's delight. Red sun in morning, shadow Carja's warning... or something.
mountain top view of a destroyed city with a tall warped skyscraper in the far distance, lit by an ominous red glow. from the game Horizon Zero Dawn
December 28, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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Scenes from the road. #HorizonZeroDawn
I enjoy nighttime views from the moon in the high spaces of this game.
Nighttime panorama from a mountain looking at a pine forest below and a full moon above, from the game Horizon Zero Dawn
December 28, 2024 at 8:30 PM
nyanarch.bsky.social
Motivated to try this again, and maybe get to playing forbidden west for the first time afterwards.

got a gaming buddy to travel with me here.

✅ 🦖
✅ 🤖
✅ 😺

#HorizonZeroDawn #Dontreallyunderstandhastags
A display showing the opening game screen for horizon zero dawn with the silhouette of a cat's head in the bottom right corner watching the screen intently.
December 19, 2024 at 2:10 AM